Vampires Suck - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Vampires Suck Reviews

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June 4, 2018
Plenty of laughs to be had with this film!
½ March 28, 2018
What an awful film. It?s a spoof of the twilight sage films but it is just purely awful and painful to watch. Only reason I watched some of it was because it was on free view at the hotel with nothing else on the tv. I probably would have been better watching the dripping tap in the bathroom or counting the pattern lines on the carpet.
March 3, 2018
probably in my top five favorite flims
½ September 4, 2017
Vampires do suck, so does this movie.
August 20, 2017
Vampires suck,this movie sucks,the cast sucks, the story sucks, everything sucks !!! One of the most bullshit movie i've ever seen. Definitely on my bottom 10 !
July 2, 2017
1976 Was 34 Years Old In 2010.
May 4, 2017
F*cking hilarious. Absolutely brilliant. I've seen practically every vampire ever and this does a great job of lampooning them.
½ February 19, 2017
Very funny version of Twilight bit flat at times
January 22, 2017
Although i am a big Twilight fan, this movie knows exactly how to satirize the saga!! ????????
November 11, 2016
The biggest problem with Seltzer-Friedberg movies is they are never sure if they want to be mean-spirited, light-hearted or both. Whatever Vampires Suck is trying to be, it fails miserably.
½ October 1, 2016
How do you fail at making fun of twilight? Watch and learn.
August 30, 2016
The Twilight saga are some of the worst romantic fantasy films to ever grace the silver screen. How, just, how, could you even screw this up with a parody!?
½ August 6, 2016
When I went into this film, I really expected nothing at all along with terribly written jokes and pop culture references. Surprisingly, I was entertained and I did laugh quite a lot. Obviously, the film is stupid, but it's entertaining.
½ July 20, 2016
One of the worst films of the decade. Dull, unfunny, predictable and boring. This movie sucked on so many levels.
½ May 30, 2016
In line with other Friedberg-Seltzer movies, it contains no laughs, rips off other popular films, and terribly written jokes. With the acting, direction and writing being the worst....
This film in one word is: HORRENDOUS
May 25, 2016
Meh. Could have been better.
May 6, 2016
Decent parody of the Twilight series, and if any movies in history deserved to be parodied it is the atrocious Twilight movies.

Maybe not to everyone's taste, but no matter what you think of it, it's still better than Twilight.
May 1, 2016
Relies solely on the fact that everyone wants to see 'Twilight' get skewered.
January 17, 2016
Every New Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer movie is beyond terrible and is lower than 5%, What in names did i agree to?
January 8, 2016
You know, people give this film a hard time but it's one of my all time favorite parodies. I have a special place in my heart for the film that mocks the abomination that was the Twilight series and this film does all that and perfectly. Say what you want, but Vampires Suck is a roaring good time.
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