Vampires Suck Reviews

  • Aug 13, 2019

    Watched the first 30 seconds, and turned it off after that. To say that it's cringe would be an insult to cringe!!

    Watched the first 30 seconds, and turned it off after that. To say that it's cringe would be an insult to cringe!!

  • May 15, 2019

    That just hurt a lot, unless you wanna suffer or you are a teen, you can see it normally. If you're above 16 or 17, it's painful, in every single way

    That just hurt a lot, unless you wanna suffer or you are a teen, you can see it normally. If you're above 16 or 17, it's painful, in every single way

  • Mar 26, 2019

    great movie. a hilarious parody of twilight :)

    great movie. a hilarious parody of twilight :)

  • Mar 16, 2019

    Better than twilight xD <3

    Better than twilight xD <3

  • Oct 05, 2018

    Maybe it's just because my expectations were so low, but I didn't hate Vampires Suck. In fact, I found myself laughing more than I thought I would. Jenn Proske nails the awkward, mumbling performance of Kristen Stewart and the pot shots at the Twilight franchise feel absolutely justified. It's a completely stupid parody and only a fraction of the jokes land, but, as strange as it sounds, I liked this movie.

    Maybe it's just because my expectations were so low, but I didn't hate Vampires Suck. In fact, I found myself laughing more than I thought I would. Jenn Proske nails the awkward, mumbling performance of Kristen Stewart and the pot shots at the Twilight franchise feel absolutely justified. It's a completely stupid parody and only a fraction of the jokes land, but, as strange as it sounds, I liked this movie.

  • Jun 04, 2018

    Plenty of laughs to be had with this film!

    Plenty of laughs to be had with this film!

  • Mar 28, 2018

    What an awful film. It’s a spoof of the twilight sage films but it is just purely awful and painful to watch. Only reason I watched some of it was because it was on free view at the hotel with nothing else on the tv. I probably would have been better watching the dripping tap in the bathroom or counting the pattern lines on the carpet.

    What an awful film. It’s a spoof of the twilight sage films but it is just purely awful and painful to watch. Only reason I watched some of it was because it was on free view at the hotel with nothing else on the tv. I probably would have been better watching the dripping tap in the bathroom or counting the pattern lines on the carpet.

  • Mar 03, 2018

    probably in my top five favorite flims

    probably in my top five favorite flims

  • Sep 04, 2017

    Vampires do suck, so does this movie.

    Vampires do suck, so does this movie.

  • May 04, 2017

    F*cking hilarious. Absolutely brilliant. I've seen practically every vampire ever and this does a great job of lampooning them.

    F*cking hilarious. Absolutely brilliant. I've seen practically every vampire ever and this does a great job of lampooning them.