Gorden Kaye René Francois Artois Actor Carmen Silvera Edith Melba Artois Actor Rose Hill Madame Fanny La Fan Actor Vicki Michelle Yvette Carte-Blanche Actor Kirsten Cooke Michelle Dubois Actor Richard Marner Col Kurt Von Strohm Actor Guy Siner Lt Hubert Gruber Actor Kim Hartman Sgt Helga Geerhart Actor Richard Gibson Herr Otto Flick Actor John D. Collins Flying Officer Fairfax Actor Nicholas Frankau Flying Officer Carstairs Actor Jack Haig Monsieur Leclerc Actor David Croft Director, Writer Jeremy Lloyd Writer