Seth MacFarlane Stan Smith, Roger Voice Wendy Schaal Francine Smith Voice Rachael MacFarlane Hayley Smith Voice Scott Grimes Steve Smith Voice Dee Bradley Baker Klaus Voice Curtis Armstrong Snot Lonstein Guest Voice Mike Barker Terry Bates Guest Voice Chris Diamantopoulos Man in Supermarket Guest Voice Alice Evans Birth Show Narrator Guest Voice Jeff Fischer Jeff Fischer Guest Voice Maurice LaMarche Uzi Knesset Guest Voice Kevin Michael Richardson Principal Lewis Guest Voice Daisuke Suzuki Toshi Yoshida Guest Voice Eddie Kaye Thomas Barry Robinson Guest Voice Joe Daniello Director Alan R. Cohen Writer Alan Freedland Writer