Episode 1
Aired Sep 17, 2012
The Staycation Episode
When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever.
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Episode 2
Aired Sep 18, 2012
The Thief Episode
Nick refuses to give Lindsey money for a concert, so Lindsey resorts to stealing sixty dollars from Gigi's purse; when Gigi discovers the missing money, she blames Kevin for the theft.
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Episode 3
Aired Sep 18, 2012
The Bad Dream Episode
After Kevin watches the horror film "The Sixth Sense," he starts having nightmares that disrupt Nick and Suzanne's sleep.
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Episode 4
Aired Sep 20, 2012
The 22 Episode
When the family oversleeps on the morning Lindsey is set to sing the National Anthem at a baseball game, it is all hands on deck just to make it to out of the house on time.
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Episode 5
Aired Sep 21, 2012
The Cooking Episode
Nick and Suzanne go head to head in the kitchen when Nick says cooking is easy and Suzanne challenges him to a family cooking competition.
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Episode 6
Aired Sep 24, 2012
The Regift Episode
Suzanne is upset when Marilyn gives her an ugly bracelet as a present, but things get even uglier when Nick sees it and realizes he bought it for Marilyn and that she's re-gifted.
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Episode 7
Aired Sep 25, 2012
The Suzanne Gets Arrested Episode
When Suzanne's stubborn need to argue her point gets her arrested, she starts to change her ways, but not necessarily for the better.
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Episode 8
Aired Sep 26, 2012
The Second Black President Episode
Kevin is torn between running a clean campaign for class president and being negative about his opponent.
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Episode 9
Aired Sep 27, 2012
The Green Episode
The family decides to go green, but it is much harder than they thought and they realize sometimes you have to choose between saving the planet and saving your family.
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Episode 10
Aired Sep 28, 2012
The Father's Day Episode
Nick is disappointed when Frank crashes his Father's Day trip; when an elevator stops, the men are forced to have a meaningful heart-to-heart.
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Episode 11
Aired Oct 1, 2012
My First Job Episode
Lindsey learns about stealing at the workplace when she lands her first job and gives out free food.
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Episode 12
Aired Oct 2, 2012
The Tiger Dad Episode
Nick becomes a more influential parent, so he pushes Kevin and Lindsey hard, and they become model children.
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Episode 13
Aired Oct 3, 2012
The Expensive Purse Episode
After balking at the high price of a purse Suzanne loves, Nick thinks again and tries to buy it as a gift, but Suzanne has already secretly bought the last purse for herself.
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Episode 14
Aired Oct 4, 2012
The Master of Ceremonies Episode
While hosting an awards ceremony, Nick gets laughs by making Suzanne the butt of his jokes, but finds he cannot stand the heat when Suzanne turns the tables and starts making fun of him in public.
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Episode 15
Aired Oct 5, 2012
The Control Issue Episode
When Nick points out that Suzanne has issues letting go of controlling everything, Suzanne lets everything go; the family realizes they need Suzanne's controlling ways to run a successful household.
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Episode 16
Aired Oct 9, 2012
The Ghost Dog Episode
The entire family plays pranks on one another, to the chagrin of Suzanne; when the family ignores Nick's choking because they think it's another prank, Nick has a near-death experience and embraces his Zen side.
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Episode 17
Aired Oct 9, 2012
The Lemon Squeeze Episode
When the family's morning routine devolves into fighting, Gigi suggests that they try an old sorority exercise called the Lemon Squeeze in order to turn their problems around.
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Episode 18
Aired Oct 10, 2012
The Mother's-In-Law Episode
When Suzanne's Mother comes to visit, she attacks Nick for being an inadequate husband, while hiding her true feelings of her own husband's inadequacy, until Suzanne and Terrence press her.
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Episode 19
Aired Oct 11, 2012
The Tit for Tat Episode
When a new woman gets hired at the station, Nick's career is threatened; Suzanne takes matters into her own hands to save her husband's job.
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Episode 20
Aired Oct 12, 2012
The Quarantine Episode
When Marilyn brings a dangerous flu back from a trip to Mexico, the family must stay inside their house under quarantine.
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Episode 21
Aired Oct 15, 2012
The V.I.P. Tickets Episode
Suzanne is furious when Nick invites Martin and not her to a baseball game; Kevin and Lindsey try to win tickets to Rihanna's Los Angeles concert.
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Episode 22
Aired Oct 16, 2012
The Lindsey Dances Episode
Lindsey auditions to dance in a P-Nut music video, but considers quitting when she discovers that the choreographer is a drill sergeant and the other dancers are far more experienced.
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Episode 23
Aired Oct 17, 2012
The Career Day Episode
Nick confuses Kevin's classmates when he implies that networking is more important than studying and getting good grades.
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Episode 24
Aired Oct 18, 2012
The House Sitter's Episode
When the house sitters next door begin acting irresponsibly, Nick and Suzanne question if they are being played for fools.
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Episode 25
Aired Oct 19, 2012
The Nick Gets Promoted Episode
Nick struggles to prove himself when he is promoted to co-host alongside the lazy, arrogant Brick Street.
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Episode 26
Aired Oct 22, 2012
The Big Loan Episode
Confusion ensues when Suzanne asks Marilyn for a loan in an attempt to keep her birthday present a secret for Nick.
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Episode 27
Aired Oct 23, 2012
The Family Portrait Episode
Suzanne wants to have a formal portrait of the family taken, but trying to pull everyone together proves to be impossible.
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Episode 28
Aired Oct 24, 2012
The Nick Hosts a Telethon Episode
Despite warnings from other co-workers, Nick gets stuck hosting a charity telethon; Suzanne has to deal with a rich client's boring wedding plans.
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Episode 29
Aired Oct 25, 2012
The Nick Gets an Assistant Episode
Nick is forced to get an assistant, who is a must-hire from his boss; when the assistant gets too close to his family and friends, Nick is forced to take action.
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Episode 30
Aired Oct 26, 2012
The Silent Treatment Episode
Nick and Suzanne stop talking to each other after Suzanne gets upset with Nick for his attempts to fix her problems without listening to her.
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Episode 31
Aired Oct 29, 2012
The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode
Nick wants Lindsey and Kevin to give back to the community, so they select a charity they find online; when the charity keeps asking for more money, Nick has to get to the bottom of it.
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Episode 32
Aired Oct 30, 2012
The Blockbuster Movie Episode
Nick and Suzanne try to attend a highly anticipated movie premiere, but when their busy schedules get in the way, both are tempted to secretly go to the movie without the other.
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Episode 33
Aired Oct 31, 2012
The Pocket Dial Episode
After Nick gets pocket-dialed by Suzanne and overhears her telling Gigi something personal, he gets back at Suzanne by fake pocketing dialling her.
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Episode 34
Aired Nov 1, 2012
The Secret Episode
Lindsey has a new crush and Gigi has a new boyfriend, but when certain secrets cannot be kept, a web of misinformation nearly ruins both situations.
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Episode 35
Aired Nov 2, 2012
The Life Insurance Episode
Although Nick and Suzanne realize that life insurance would be a good decision to protect their family, Nick has reservations about buying a policy.
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Episode 36
Aired Nov 9, 2012
The Hypertension Episode
When Nick gets a doctor's report that he has high blood pressure, Suzanne does everything she can to make sure his stress levels stay low.
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Episode 37
Aired Nov 12, 2012
The Satchel Pagge Episode
Nick is looking for a man with a voice of gold; Suzanne loses Gigi's expensive sweater.
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Episode 38
Aired Nov 12, 2012
The Cyrano Episode
Nick helps a coworker by writing love letters to a woman on a dating site, only to find that the woman getting the letters is Gigi.
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Episode 39
Aired Nov 13, 2012
The Inappropriate Website Episode
Nick pulls up an adult web site at work on accident; Suzanne stays at home for a couch delivery; Lindsey studies for a Shakespeare test.
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Episode 40
Aired Nov 14, 2012
The Thanksgiving Episode
The entire Kingston-Persons clan is at the house for a pot-luck Thanksgiving, but Suzanne's forgotten one thing, the turkey.
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Episode 41
Aired Nov 15, 2012
The Insignificant Anniversary Episode
Nick forgets an anniversary while the children star in internet videos wearing superhero costumes as they give out advice to users.
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Episode 42
Aired Dec 12, 2012
The Open Mic Gaffe Episode
Nick insults a work colleage forgetting his microphone is on; the children help Marilyn become more internet savvy.
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Episode 43
Aired Dec 13, 2012
The Timeshare Episode
Marilyn begins to date a younger man, but Nick doubts his true intentions. Meanwhile, Kevin breaks his arm.
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Episode 44
Aired Dec 19, 2012
The Long Con Episode
Kevin buys a cheap mask at a yard sale, but it maybe be a valuable art piece; Lindsey receives advice about her upcoming date with her crush.
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Episode 45
Aired Dec 20, 2012
The Bigg Box Klub Episode
The gang shop until they drop when they get a membership at a discount bulk store; Lindsey enters a speed-texting contest.
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Episode 46
Aired Dec 21, 2012
The Black Friday Episode
Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity.
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Episode 47
Aired Dec 24, 2012
The Wrong Way Episode
Nick hesitantly attends his high school reunion, but all of his fears come true when his high school nickname haunts him throughout the event; Lindsey prepares a feast.
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Episode 48
Aired Dec 26, 2012
The Concussion Episode
After a concussion, Nick is advised to not go to bed for a few hours; to avoid all risks, he attempts to stay up all night.
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Episode 49
Aired Dec 27, 2012
The Bucket List Episode
Nick creates a bucket list of very dangerous activities; Kevin and Troy launch an underground candy operation at school.
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Episode 50
Aired Dec 27, 2012
The Kleptomaniac Episode
Nick is asked to host a charity walkathon; Marilyn's bracelet is missing, and the children train to participate in the walkathon.
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Episode 51
Aired Dec 27, 2012
The Hand on a House Episode
Lindsey and Kevin enter Nick into a Hand on a House contest, where finalists compete by seeing who can keep their hand on a house for the longest.
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Episode 52
Aired Dec 28, 2012
The Spelling Bee Episode
Nick meets a famous actor and shadows him to prepare for a upcoming role; Kevin studies for a spelling bee.
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Episode 53
Aired Mar 1, 2013
The Good Day Seattle Episode
The station launches a new morning show, but Nick's cohost is a self-serving reality star; Marilyn moves in with the family.
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Episode 54
Aired Mar 7, 2013
The Blackout Episode
A night out with the guys leaves Nick missing his wedding ring, along with his memories of the evening.
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Episode 55
Aired Mar 15, 2013
The Sex Symbol Episode
After a website votes Nick Sexiest Seattle Sportscaster, he tries to embrace his new image; Nick soon learns being a sex symbol isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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Episode 56
Aired Mar 16, 2013
The Identity Theft Episode
Nick's identity is stolen; Suzanne takes a week off to attend a wedding; Marilyn shares a life lesson.
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