Tim Wonnacott Narrator Darren Harriott Self Roo Irvine Self David Harper Self Bob Harris Guest James Crossley Contestant Dev Griffin Guest Ishy Khan Self Natasha Raskin Sharp Self Serhat Ahmet Self Steven Moore Self Philip Serrell Self Timothy Medhurst Self Nigel Planer Self Leslie Ash Contestant James Braxton Host Hettie Jago Self Alexei Sayle Self Phil Daniels Contestant Shazia Mirza Contestant Ami Anderson Producer John Redshaw Executive Producer, Producer Rosy Marshall-McCrae Executive Producer Ian Hendry Director Joe Sharp Producer Ian Hendry Director