Kyle Bornheimer Jack Shea Actor J.K. Simmons Tony Shea Actor Edi Gathegi Darren Poynton Actor Johnny Pemberton Mason Baumgardner Actor Danielle Nicolet Lisa "Stitch" Poynton Actor Leah Remini Terry Baumgardner Actor Maria Thayer Wendy Doyle Guest Star Lauren McKnight Louise Guest Star Terry Maratos Chad Guest Star Chuck McCollum Vince Guest Star Phil Abrams Mr. Becker Guest Star Burnadean Jones Ms. Horn Guest Star Juan Gabriel Pareja Todd Guest Star Tom Costello Waiter Guest Star Bobby Bowman Executive Producer Mark Gordon Executive Producer Andrea Shay Executive Producer Paul Buccieri Executive Producer Todd Linden Writer Peter Lauer Director