Harry Enfield Don't , Dr. Philip Boyish-Goodlooks , Randy Old Lady Gladys , Tim Nice-But-Dim , Self-Righteous Brother Frank , Kevin Patterson , Grayson , Terry Scouser Actor, Writer Paul Whitehouse End credits only Actor, Writer Charlie Higson Actor Martin Clunes Charlie Actor Kathy Burke Randy Old Lady Hilda , Perry Actor Laura Brattan Actor Matthew Ashforde Actor John Stroud Director Peter Bennett Jones Executive Producer Harry Thompson Producer