Episode 1
Aired Jan 6, 1970
You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 2
Aired Jan 13, 1970
If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven?
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 3
Aired Jan 20, 1970
There's No Business Like Show Business, But When There's No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 4
Aired Jan 27, 1970
Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home?
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 5
Aired Feb 3, 1970
Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline?
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 6
Aired Feb 10, 1970
When East Meets West, You've Sure Got a Skinny Country
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 7
Aired Feb 17, 1970
People Who Like People Are Cannibals
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 8
Aired Feb 24, 1970
The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 9
Aired Mar 3, 1970
Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That's Why He Never Came Home
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 10
Aired Mar 10, 1970
Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 11
Aired Mar 17, 1970
He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That's Why He Stubbed His Toe
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 12
Aired Mar 24, 1970
San Fernando Red's Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible
Tony Sandler, Ralph Young, Billy Barty and Beverly Powers.
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Episode 13
Aired Mar 31, 1970
Be It Ever So Crumbled, There's No Place Like Home
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 14
Aired Apr 7, 1970
Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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Episode 15
Aired Sep 14, 1970
The Magic Act
Mad scientist Dr. Ludwig Von Humperdoo plans to destroy the world; Robin Wilson sings "For Once in My Life" ; W.C. Fields impersonation in a jailhouse; "Silent Spot" with Jerry Lewis.
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Episode 16
Aired Sep 21, 1970
Freddie's Desperate Hour
Burr and Anderson hide out in Freddie's shack.
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Episode 17
Aired Sep 28, 1970
The Family Business
George Appleby daydreams of himself as Colossal Man, trying to talk to his son, Colossal Boy, about taking over the family business.
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Episode 18
Aired Oct 5, 1970
The Private Detective
Red is Professor Ludwig Von Humperdoo in a quick sketch about taking over the world with his latest invention; guest star Mike Connors teaches Red about things he's learned about playing a detective on "Mannix."
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Episode 19
Aired Oct 12, 1970
Bad Guys and Good Girls
Red is Sheriff Deadeye in the title sketch with guest star Walter Brennan as his blind-as-a-bat deputy, Doc, trying to evade two escaped convicts they sent to jail; in "The Silent Spot, The Happy Wanderer," Red is having trouble with another camper.
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Episode 20
Aired Oct 19, 1970
Census Taker
Gene Barry is a cheating philanderer whose wife is trying to catch him in the act when Clem Kadiddlehopper shows up as a census taker; Red then plays a taxidermist hoping to take it easy in The Silent Spot, "The Taxidermist's Mother-in-Law."
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Episode 21
Aired Oct 26, 1970
Hiring the Secretary
In the title sketch, Freddie the Freeloader helps out his friend, tycoon Harry Hayes, in hiring a new secretary; The Silent Spot has Red playing a man getting spooked on Halloween in "Spooky Night."
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Episode 22
Aired Nov 9, 1970
The Dan Blocker Show
In "A True Friend," George Appleby's wife has a reunion with a former flame, Little Willy; in The Silent Spot, Red gets ready for customers in "The Barber."
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Episode 23
Aired Nov 16, 1970
San Fernando Red and the Football Star
In the title sketch, San Fernando Red takes on a new client, football star Joe Broadway; in The Silent Spot, Red plays wealthy socialite dining in a fine restaurant in "Diamond Tim Grady."
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Episode 24
Aired Nov 23, 1970
Humperdoo's Secret Invention
Ludwig Von Humperdoo is under constant surveillance after having invented a monster with a computer brain set to destroy the world, with guest star Mickey Rooney as the head of the CIA working to safeguard him; Red plays an undercover PI.
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Episode 25
Aired Dec 7, 1970
The Yacht Club
In the Yacht Club, San Fernando Red tries to rook 'The Richest Boy In The World' with his newest invention, the 1971 Sea Sucker. The Silent Spot has Red playing The Old Man Who Hates Kids.
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Episode 26
Aired Dec 14, 1970
Stagecoach Hijack
Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.
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Episode 27
Aired Dec 21, 1970
Red Skelton Christmas Show
A variety show made of comedic sketches, with guest stars.
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