Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Marin Hinkle Judith Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Actor Melanie Lynskey Rose Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Chloe Webb Trudy Guest Star Jack Harick Cab Driver Guest Star John O'Brien Waiter Guest Star Ted Garcia Newscaster Guest Voice Leyna Nguyen Anchor Guest Voice Jay Harik Cab Driver Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Gary Halvorson Director Mark Roberts Writer