Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Marin Hinkle Judith Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Alicia Witt Dolores Pasternak Guest Star Jana Ramsey Dancer Guest Star Nicole Greenwood Guest Star Sandra Marshall Guest Star Jennifer Bowman Guest Star Rochelle Greenwood Guest Star Melinda Augustina Church Lady 5 Guest Star Bob Gebert Guest Star Bob Jesser Guest Star Rob Poynter Guest Star Jeremy Scott Johnson Guest Star Michael Wallace Church Member 10 Guest Star Alan Mueting Strip Club Patron Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Jean Sagal Director Don Foster Writer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Susan Beavers Writer