Two and a Half Men: Season 7 (2009 - 2010)

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Air date: Sep 21, 2009

On the seventh season premiere, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea (recurring guest star JENNIFER TAYLOR), and his old flame, Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Rock superstar EDDIE VAN HALEN makes a cameo appearance as himself.

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Air date: Sep 28, 2009

When Charlie's fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star KELLY STABLES), Alan's girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.

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Air date: Oct 5, 2009

Alan (series star JON CRYER) plays nursemaid to Judith's baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (recurring guest star ANNIE POTTS). Meanwhile, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.

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Air date: Oct 12, 2009

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

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Air date: Oct 19, 2009

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

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Air date: Nov 2, 2009

Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

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Air date: Nov 9, 2009

Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

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Air date: Nov 16, 2009

Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star TRICIA HELFER – Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.

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Air date: Nov 23, 2009

Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

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Air date: Dec 7, 2009

Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn’t been completely honest about her finances.

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Television's top-rated comedy is growing up! Charlie Sheen stars as a veteran bachelor who may finally be reined in by his new live-in fiancée.

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Critic Reviews for Two and a Half Men Season 7

All Critics (6) | Top Critics (1)

All I have to say is: the older Charlie Sheen gets, the more often I catch myself thinking, "Why is President Bartlet arguing with that hot chick in bed?"

Sep 11, 2018 | Full Review…

One of the things I was missing about this show is the genius of its intentional simplicity -- it's not trying to be a deeply complex sitcom.

Sep 12, 2018 | Full Review…

A strange season really. Beginning with great purpose, but fizzling out towards the end storywise, the bedrock of laughs is nevertheless still there, and Two and a Half Men continues to be one of the best conventional sitcoms on television.

Sep 11, 2018 | Full Review…

Charlie Sheen and Emmy-award winning Jon Cryer (sorry NPH, we had to throw that in) continue to not disappoint.

Sep 11, 2018 | Full Review…

It's a foul, misogynistic, relentlessly immoral program. It also happens to be very, very funny.

Sep 11, 2018 | Rating: 3.5/5 | Full Review…

The characters, storylines and shenanigans are just as infantile and immature as they were in the first season. What works in this show is that while many shows fall into caricature, this series thrives on it.

Sep 11, 2018 | Rating: 4/5 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Two and a Half Men: Season 7

  • Sep 09, 2019
    The introduction of Chelsea makes some episodes a bit too formulaic, but Two and a Half Men still wholly delivers six seasons in.
  • Apr 26, 2019
    (all seasons) You can tell by watching Season 1 why this was a hit: a catchy premise, great cast and snappy dialogue contributing to a very enjoyable laugh-fest characterized by remarkable consistency. Even more remarkably, the above goes on for a whopping 8 seasons. Yet, things take an unfortunate turn for the worse after that, ranging - occasional refreshing glimpses aside - from the average yet watchable to the completely formulaic and below-par, and culminating with the ill-advised "meta" finale. Winning?
  • Jun 11, 2017
    the jokes are getting tired. they just repeat the same ones over and over. like charlie wanting allen to move out. come up with something new. episodes are hit or miss (2 viewings)
  • Apr 20, 2014
    The best season of the show.
  • Dec 10, 2013
    The storytelling, humour, performances and comedy all fall flat in Season 7.

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