Alan Tudyk

Steve the Pirate says: Bollocks!

Weaselton says: It's Weaselton!

Tucker says: (After another kid dies) You kids have to be more careful!

Tucker says: You kids have to be more careful!

King Candy says: Goodbye Wreck It Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure!

Additional Voices says: We are not letting anymore people come here from weasel town

The Duke of Weselton says: It's Weselton!!!

Carly Miller says: Would somebody care to tell me what the hell's going on?

Simmons says: Who are you?

Carly Miller says: Who are you?

Simmons says: Who am I! Who is that? Dutch, frisk her.

Dutch says: Certainly.

Sam Witwicky says: No. Dutch. Um...

Carly Miller says: Don't touch me.

Dutch says: I'm not gonna to touch her.

The Duke of Weselton says: Sorcery, I knew there was something dubious going on here.

Steve the Pirate says: I guess you're right, I'm not really a Pirate.

Tucker says: (To college kids) It's a lovely say for a run, isn't it?

Tucker says: It's a lovely day for a run, isn't it?

The Duke of Weselton says: If we don't do something soon, we'll all freeze to death.

Wat says: I will fong you!!!!!!!!!!!

Wat says: I will fong you!

King Candy says: Welcome to the boss level.

King Candy says: Turbo-Tastic! End of the line, glitch.

King Candy says: It's game over for both of you.

Wreck-It Ralph says: No, just for me!.

King Candy says: Welcome to Boss level!

Wreck-It Ralph says: Turbo...

Wreck-It Ralph says: Turbo.

King Candy says: Because of you Ralph, I'm the most powerful virus in the arcade! I can take over any game i want! I should thank you.. But it'd be more fun to kill you!

King Candy says: Have some candy!

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: What in the hell happened back there?

Wash says: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old.

Wash says: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl because I don't think that's ever getting old.

King Candy says: It hasn't been a pleasure.

Wreck-It Ralph says: You must really like pink...

Wreck-It Ralph says: I see you're a fan of pink.

King Candy says: Did he really say pink, I believe its salmon right?

King Candy says: Salmon, actually. It's Salmon.

Wreck-It Ralph says: I was GOING to get my medal and go until your little children of the candy corn made off with it!

King Candy says: Children of the candy corn?

Hunky Siren says: Granny, come to me Granny! [Mustache pops up]

Granny says: Granny likely, Granny likely very much!

Tucker says: I think he's gonna walk it off.

Wynchel says: Are you hurt sir?

King Candy says: No, he just glazed me. Hoo-hoo

King Candy says: No, he just glazed me. Hoo-hoo.

Sonny says: My name is sonny.

Sonny says: My name is Sonny.

Del Spooner says: so we're naming you now.

Del Spooner says: So, we're naming you now.

King Candy says: Turbo-Tastic!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Who are you!?

King Candy says: [When his true form is revealed] I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!

King Candy says: [when his true form is revealed] I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!

Wreck-It Ralph says: I ought to beat the filling out of you!

King Candy says: [Pulls out fake glasses and puts them on] Aha! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?

Wreck-It Ralph says: [Grabs the glasses, shatters them on Candy's head]

King Candy says: Ow. You hit a guy WITH glasses. That's... [snickers] that's... well played.

King Candy says: [Laughs, holds Ralph above Diet Cola Mountain] It's game over for both of you!

Wreck-It Ralph says: No... Just for me! [Breaks free of Candy's grip and free falls]

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ralph!

Fix-It Felix says: Vanellope! [Tries to stop her, but she starts glitching her way toward Ralph]

Wreck-It Ralph says: [Falling, fist outstretched] I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good and that's not bad! [looks at Vanellope's medal] There's no one I'd rather be... than me.

King Candy says: Have some candy.

King Candy says: It's OK- He just glazed me.

Wash says: I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

Zoe says: I know something ain't right.

Wash says: Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: I believe that woman's plannin' to shoot me again. (Firefly)

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: I believe that woman's plannin' to shoot me again.

Jayne says: Here's a little concept I've been working on. Why don't we shoot her first?

Wash says: It *is* her turn.

Wash says: They're burning without reactor core containment. Well, that's kwong juh duh. That's suicide! That's...

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Reavers.

Wash says: Oh god... oh god... oh god...

Zoe says: Sir, I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Wash says: [being dragged away by Zoe, in mock tired voice] Work, work, work.

Wash says: Kaylee, how would you feel about pullin' a Crazy Ivan? (Firefly)

Wash says: Kaylee, how would you feel about pullin' a Crazy Ivan?

Kaylee Frye says: [Tentative] Always wanted to try one.

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: How close are they?

Wash says: About 20 seconds from spitting distance.

Wash says: I'm just the pilot. I could always say that I was flying the ship by accident. (Firefly)

Wash says: I'm just the pilot. I could always say that I was flying the ship by accident.

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Did you send word to Patience? (Firefly)

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Did you send word to Patience?

Wash says: Ain't heard back yet. Didn't she shoot you one time?

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Everybody's makin' a fuss.

Wash says: Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?

Wash says: Don't forget to call him "sir". He likes that. (Firefly)

Wash says: Don't forget to call him 'sir'. He likes that.

Wash says: Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! (voice of toy dino in Firefly)

Wash says: Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! [voice of toy dino in Firefly]

Tucker says: "we've had a doooosey ofa day!!!!"

Tucker says: We've had a doooosey ofa day!

Del Spooner says: Sonny!

Sonny says: Yes detective?

Del Spooner says: Calvin's fine save me!

Del Spooner says: I thought you were dead.

Sonny says: Technically I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.

King Candy says: Stop! *puts on glasses* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on!

King Candy says: Stop! *puts on glasses* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses!

Wreck-It Ralph says: *Takes off his fake glasses and hits him with them*

King Candy says: Oh. You hit a guy WITH glasses. Tha-that's clever.

Dr. Simon Tam says: May I see her?

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: I believe you go some storytelling to do what in hell happened back there?

Wash says: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old

Wash says: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninety pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old.

Zoe says: Do we know if anyone was killed?

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: It's likely. I know she meant to Ad kill me 'fore the Doc put her out which how exactly does that work anyhow?

Dr. Simon Tam says: It's a safeword. The people who helped me break River out had intel that River and the other subjects were being embedded with behavioral conditioning. They taught me a safeword, in case... something happened.

Kaylee Frye says: I'm not sure I get it

Kaylee Frye says: I'm not sure I get it.

Dr. Simon Tam says: It's a phrase that makes her fall asleep. If I speak the words, "Eta --

Jayne says: Well don't say it!

Zoe says: It only works on 'her' Jayne.

Jayne says: Oh. Well, now I know that!

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: What was that?

Wash says: Did you "see" that?

Wash says: Did you 'see' that?

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Was that the Primary Buffer Panel?

Wash says: It did seem to resemble-

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Did the Primary Buffer Panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?

Wash says: Looks like!

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: I thought Kaylee checked our entry couplings! I have a very clear memory of it!

Wash says: Yeah well if she doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burnthrough this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Define "Interesting"

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Define 'Interesting'.

Wash says: "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?"

Wash says: Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: This is the Captain. There's a little problem with our entry sequence so we may experience slight turbulence and then explode. Can you shave the vector?

Wash says: I'm doing it it's not enough!

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Well just get us on the ground!

Wash says: That part will happen pretty defiantly!

Jayne says: We're gonna explode!? I don't wanna explode!

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Jayne how many weapons you plan on taking you only got the two arms.

Jayne says: I just get excitable as to choice, like to have my options open.

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.

Jayne says: well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: No grenades

Jayne says: What? aw!

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: No grenades!

Zoe says: We crashing again?

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Talk to your husband Mule prepped?

Zoe says: Go to go sir, just loading her up. Those grenades? Those grednaes?

Jayne says: Yeah Cap'n doesn't want'em.

Zoe says: Jayne we're robbing the place We're not occupying it.

Roland says: [Seeing Sir Ecktor dead] He's dead

Roland says: [seeing Sir Ecktor dead] He's dead

Wat says: What do you mean Dead?

Roland says: The spark of his life is smothered in shite....his spirit has gone but his stench remains does that answer your question?

Del Spooner says: I think you murdered him because he was teaching you to simulate emotions and things got out of control.

Sonny says: I did not murder him.

Del Spooner says: But emotions don't seem like a very useful simulation for a robot.

Sonny says: I did not murder him.

Del Spooner says: Hell, I don't want my toaster or my vacuum cleaner appearing emotional...

Sonny says: I did not murder him!

Del Spooner says: That one's called anger. Ever simulate anger before?

Tucker says: (to Dale)When you see a college girl prancing around half naked, you do not call out my name!

Tucker says: [to Dale] When you see a college girl prancing around half naked, you do not call out my name!

Simmons says: Dutch, is this line secure?

Dutch says: No.

Tucker says: (His face frozen in pain from countless bee stings, calling out) Colleggge kids!

Tucker says: [his face frozen in pain from countless bee stings, calling out] College kids!

Sonny says: Are you going to arrest me, detective?

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: [metallic ripping outside the Serenity as it enters atmo] What was that?

Wash says: Did you see that?!

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Was that the primary buffer panel?

Wash says: It did sound like--

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram frigate?!

Wash says: [ship shakes] Looks like.

Wash says: I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

Tucker says: They chopped off his bowling fingers!!!

Tucker says: They chopped off his bowling fingers!

Chaucer says: [keeping time with a stick as William and Wat dance] And one, two, and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdy on a branch. And one, two, and three and four and Wat doesn't lead. He follows like a girl.

Wat says: [looks at William]

William Thatcher says: [shrugs in agreement with Chaucer]

Wat says: [laughs a bit, then punches Chaucer in the nose]

Chaucer says: [with some bloody cotton up his nose moments later, conducting William and Wat] And one, two and twirly, twirly, twirly. One and two and you're still getting it wrong. And one, two, and three and four. You can hit me all day cause you punch like a what?

Roland says: A girl.

Tucker says: Tucker: It doesn't matter what happened. What matters is what looks like what happened and what looks like what happened...is purdy nasty!

Tucker says: It doesn't matter what happened. What matters is what looks like what happened and what looks like what happened...is purdy nasty!

Tucker says: I'll bring the finger sandwiches

Tucker says: I'll bring the finger sandwiches.

Tucker says: Do your friends take medication?

Tucker says: "Alright, I know what this is."

Tucker says: This is a suicide pact!

Dale says: "What?"

Tucker says: These kids are coming out here and killing themselves all over the woods!

Tucker says: "This is a suicide pact!"

Dale says: Oh my God that makes so much sense!

Dale says: "It's a what?"

Tucker says: We've got to hide all of the sharp objects!

Tucker says: "These kids are coming out here and killing themselves all over the woods!"

Dale says: "Oh my God that makes so much sense!"

Tucker says: "We've got to hide all of the sharp objects!"

Dutch says: It's the Cyrillic alphabet! It's like all the buttons you never use on a calculator!

Tucker says: "We've had a doozy of a day officer. There we we're mindin our own business. Makin some improvements to our new vacation home. When all the sudden these kids start killin themselves all over my property. Now, I don't know about how much experience you've had with this kind of thing but me and Dale here, well, we ain't had any."

Tucker says: We've had a doozy of a day officer. There we we're mindin our own business. Makin some improvements to our new vacation home. When all the sudden these kids start killin themselves all over my property. Now, I don't know about how much experience you've had with this kind of thing but me and Dale here, well, we ain't had any.

William Thatcher says: Your just a silly girl!

Jocelyn says: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick

Jocelyn says: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.

Wat says: It's called a lance...hellooooooo?

Wat says: It's called a lance. Hello?

Tucker says: Stop Drop and Roll!!!

Tucker says: Stop drop and roll!

Tucker says: Stop drop, and roll!

Wash says: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Define "interesting".

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: Define 'interesting'.

Wash says: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all gonna die?

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: [on intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then ... explode.

Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds says: [on intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then, explode.

Doc Potter says: finally a patient i can carry on a conversation with

Doc Potter says: It's nice to have a conversation with a patient for a change.

Dale says: Tuck what happened to your face?

Dale says: Tuck, what happened to your face?

Tucker says: I sawed into a bee's nest.

Dale says: Pshhh. Why?