Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper

Highest Rated: 94% Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Lowest Rated: 0% Brother's Justice (2010)

Birthday: Jan 05, 1975

Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA

Handsome and irreverently funny, Bradley Cooper's combination of romantic leading man and hilarious character actor chops helped him progress from TV guest spots to memorable parts in features in a relatively short amount of time. After attracting attention for his likable role as Jennifer Garner's reporter friend on "Alias" (ABC, 2001-06), Cooper fearlessly made his first major big screen impression as the unlikable groom in "Wedding Crashers" (2005). He regained audience's affection in lesser fare like "Failure to Launch" (2006) and, in testament to his charisma, emerged unscathed from Sandra Bullock's notorious bomb "All About Steve" (2008). Cooper ensured his own launch with the lead in the critical and box office juggernaut "The Hangover" (2009) and proved an invaluable member of the romantic, dramatic ensemble "He's Just Not That Into You" (2009) and "Valentine's Day" (2010) casts. Graduating to full-fledged stardom with a flashy role in "The A-Team" (2010), Cooper continued to rise as a bankable, talented and very much in-demand movie star, which was confirmed with a return to box-office prominence with "The Hangover Part II" (2011) and his star turn in David O. Russell's "Silver Linings Playbook" (2012) opposite Jennifer Lawrence. That trio reunited twice more for "American Hustle" (2013) and "Joy" (2015), while Cooper continued starring in films ranging from Clint Eastwood's drama "American Sniper" (2014) to James Gunn's blockbuster action-comedy "Guardians of the Galaxy" (2014) and its 2017 sequel, in which he provided the voice of Rocket, a raccoon-like mutant with serious anger management issues. Whether starring in comedies, thrillers or romantic dramas - as well as making a tabloid splash in the wake of rumored romances with some of Hollywood's loveliest leading ladies - Cooper propelled himself into becoming one of Hollywood's most bankable stars.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
68% 88% Joker Producer $335.4M 2019
94% 90% Avengers: Endgame Rocket (Voice) $858.4M 2019
85% 91% Avengers: Infinity War Rocket Raccoon (Voice) $678.8M 2018
70% 66% The Mule Agent Colin Bates (Character) $103.8M 2018
90% 79% A Star Is Born Jack (Character),
Director,
Screenwriter,
Producer
$215.3M 2018
85% 87% Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Rocket (Voice) $389.8M 2017
61% 68% War Dogs Henry Girard (Character),
Producer
$43M 2016
90% 79% 10 Cloverfield Lane Ben (Voice) $72.1M 2016
No Score Yet 65% Hurricane of Fun: The Making of Wet Hot Unknown (Character) - 2015
28% 44% Burnt Adam Jones (Character) $13.7M 2015
20% 28% Aloha Brian Gilcrest (Character) - 2015
61% 57% Joy Neil (Character) $56.4M 2015
91% 92% Guardians of the Galaxy Rocket (Voice) $333.2M 2014
16% 23% Serena George Pemberton (Character) $176.3K 2014
72% 84% American Sniper Chris Kyle (Character),
Producer
$350.1M 2014
92% 74% American Hustle Richie DiMaso (Character),
Executive Producer
$150.1M 2013
20% 44% The Hangover Part III Phil (Character) $112.2M 2013
78% 75% The Place Beyond the Pines Avery (Character) $21.4M 2012
92% 86% Silver Linings Playbook Pat (Character),
Executive Producer
$132.1M 2012
48% 49% Hit & Run Alex Dmitri (Character) $13.7M 2012
24% 49% The Words Rory (Character),
Executive Producer
$11.4M 2012
69% 74% Limitless Eddie Morra (Character),
Executive Producer
$79.2M 2011
33% 52% The Hangover Part II Phil (Character) $254.5M 2011
48% 66% The A-Team Templeton "Face" Peck (Character) $77.2M 2010
18% 47% Valentine's Day Holden (Character) $110.5M 2010
0% 23% Brother's Justice Himself/Dwight Sage (Character) - 2010
78% 84% The Hangover Phil (Character) $277.3M 2009
42% 59% He's Just Not That Into You Ben (Character) - 2009
21% 39% Case 39 Doug Ames (Character) $13.2M 2009
37% 37% New York, I Love You Gus (Character) $1.6M 2009
6% 30% All About Steve Steve (Character) $33.9M 2009
No Score Yet 51% Older Than America Luke (Character) - 2008
46% 66% Yes Man Peter (Character) $97.7M 2008
73% 50% The Midnight Meat Train Leon (Character) $73.5K 2008
23% 52% Failure to Launch Demo (Character) $88.7M 2006
76% 70% Wedding Crashers Zack "Sack" Lodge (Character) $209.2M 2005
No Score Yet 54% I Want to Marry Ryan Banks Todd Doherty (Character) - 2004
No Score Yet 67% The Last Cowboy Morgan Murphy (Character) - 2003
No Score Yet 5% Carnival Knowledge Jeff (Character) - 2002
67% 38% My Little Eye Travis Patterson (Character) - 2002
38% 76% Wet Hot American Summer Ben (Character) $292.1K 2001

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show Guest 2019 2014-2017 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Access Hollywood Guest 2018-2019 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet etalk Guest 2018-2019 2015
No Score Yet 40% The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Close Up With The Hollywood Reporter Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dish Nation Guest 2018
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2018 2014-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2018 2015-2016 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show Guest 2018 2015 2013 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2018 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet E! News Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.TV Guest 2015-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Chew Guest 2015-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden Guest 2015-2016
58% 90% Limitless Unknown (Guest Star),
Executive Producer
2015-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Guest 2015-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS This Morning Guest 2016 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Charlie Rose Guest 2015 2011
No Score Yet 26% Late Night With Seth Meyers Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2012-2015 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2013-2015 2010 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Insider Guest 2015
84% 71% Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp Ben (Character) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet 60 Minutes Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2012-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS News Sunday Morning Guest 2014 2012
No Score Yet 100% The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Inside the Actors Studio Guest 2013 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hollyscoop Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2009-2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Unknown (Guest Star),
Host
2013 2011 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kickin' It: With Byron Allen Guest 2012-2013 2009-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Katie Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Between Two Ferns Guest 2013 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet LIVE with Kelly Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest 2009-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Mark at the Movies Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet ES.TV Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainers: With Byron Allen Guest 2009-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lopez Tonight Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Guest 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.com Guest 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Early Show Guest 2009
75% 80% Nip/Tuck Aidan Stone (Guest Star) 2007-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Conan O'Brien Guest 2008
85% 88% Alias Will Tiffin (Character),
Will Tippin (Guest Star)
2006 2001-2003
65% No Score Yet Kitchen Confidential Unknown (Character) 2005
88% No Score Yet Jack & Bobby Unknown (Character),
Unknown (Guest Star)
2005
78% 93% Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Jason Whitaker (Guest Star) 2005
No Score Yet No Score Yet Law & Order: Trial by Jury Unknown (Guest Star) 2005
83% No Score Yet Miss Match Unknown (Guest Star) 2003
71% 86% Sex and the City Jake (Guest Star) 1999

QUOTES FROM Bradley Cooper CHARACTERS

Rocket Raccoon says: More exactly, we go threw you.

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: ....I'm with them.

Chris Kyle says: Tango down...

Chris Kyle says: I'm willing to meet my creator, and answer for every shot that I took.

Chris Kyle says: The thing that haunts me the most are all the guys I couldn't save.

Chris Kyle says: What haunts me the most are the guys I couldn't save.

Chris Kyle says: I'm ready to meet my creator and answer for every shot that I took.

Taya says: You saved me from the bar.

Chris Kyle says: No, I saved the bar from you.

Chris Kyle says: He picked the wrong side...

Chris Kyle says: I'm not a redneck, I'm from Texas.

Taya says: What's the difference?

Chris Kyle says: We ride horses and they ride their cousins.

Rocket Raccoon says: You're making me beat up grass!

Rocket Raccoon says: You just want to suck the joy out of everything.

Rocket Raccoon says: His people are entirely literal. Metaphors go right over his head.

Drax the Destroyer says: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are excellent and I would catch it.

Rhomann Dey says: Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.

Rocket Raccoon says: Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?

Rhomann Dey says: Then you will be arrested.

Rocket Raccoon says: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?

Rhomann Dey says: Still illegal.

Rocket Raccoon says: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? [to Gamora] What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?

Rocket Raccoon says: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand me? What are you laughing at? What? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: I look around at us and you know what I see? Losers... I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Homes, and our families, normal lives. And you think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance.

Drax the Destroyer says: To do what?

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: ...To give a shit, for once and not run away. I for one am not going to stand by and watch as Ronan wipes out billions of innocent lives.

Rocket Raccoon says: Quill... stopping Ronan... it's impossible. You're asking us to die.

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: Yeah, I guess I am.

Drax the Destroyer says: I will put more of this liquid into my body.

Rocket Raccoon says: That's the first thing you said that wasn't batshit crazy.

Groot says: I am Groot.

Rocket Raccoon says: Four of us? Asleep for the danger, awake for the money as for friggin' usual.

Rocket Raccoon says: Oh, what the hell. I don't got that long a lifespan anyway.

Rocket Raccoon says: Look, I'm standing up! See? We're all standing now! Like a bunch of jackasses...

Rocket Raccoon says: Now I'm standing up too. See? We're all standing up. Like a bunch of jackasses.

Rocket Raccoon says: You have been carrying it around in your purse this entire time!!!!

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: It's not a purse it's a knapsack!!!

Rocket Raccoon says: Oh, yeah!

Rocket Raccoon says: Quit smiling you idiot, we're supposed to be professionals.

Rocket Raccoon says: Why would you want to save the galaxy?

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: Because I'm one of the idiots who live there!

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: Because I'm one of the idiots who live in it!

Groot says: I am Groot

Rocket Raccoon says: Why are you doing this!

Rocket Raccoon says: I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together again.

Groot says: I am Groot

Rocket Raccoon says: So what it's better than 11%, what does that have to do with anything?

Rocket Raccoon says: Ain't no thing like me, except me!

Rocket Raccoon says: Laughs.

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: That's not a real laugh.

Rocket Raccoon says: Oh, it's real!

Rocket Raccoon says: You just wanna suck the joy outta everything!

Rocket Raccoon says: We're the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy!

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: We're them.

Rocket Raccoon says: Why would you want to save the galaxy!?

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: 'Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: What's that?

Rocket Raccoon says: It's a bomb.

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: And you just leave it lying around?!

Rocket Raccoon says: I was going to put it in a box.

Peter Quill/Star-Lord says: What's a box going to do?!

Pat says: You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, you have a shot at a silver lining.

Rocket Racoon says: This one here is our booty!

Groot says: This one here, is our booth!

Pat says: The world's hard enough as it is. It's hard enough as it is. Can't somebody just be positive?

Phil says: Shit! Not again. No, no, no no!

Pat says: Let me tell you, I know you don't want to listen to your father, I didn't listen to mine, and I am telling you you gotta pay attention this time. When life reaches out at a moment like this it's a sin if you don't reach back, I'm telling you its a sin if you don't reach back! It'll haunt you the rest of your days like a curse. You're facing a big challenge in your life right now at this very moment, right here. That girl loves you she really really loves you. I don't know if Nicki ever did, but she sure as shit doesn't right now. So don't fuck this up.

Pat says: The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed. I can't begin to explain that. Or the craziness inside myself and everyone else. But guess what? Sunday's my favorite day again. I think of what everyone did for me, and I feel like a very lucky guy.

Pat Solitano says: The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.

Phil says: What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?

Mr. Chow says: They're angry all I feed them is cocaine & chicken.

Pat says: Mom, can we stop at the library? I want to read Nikki's entire high school syllabus.

Pat says: The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.

Stu says: I'm just a dentist...

Phil says: No Stu, you are a fucking doctor, now go get him!

Alan says: I got this strange email the other day, I didn't know what it meant, but now I think it might be from Chow.

Phil says: "Fatty, it feels good to be out, I'm close by, tell no one, I'll be in touch. -Chow" This says Chow! How did you not know this was from Chow?

Alan says: At the time, I thought was "Chow" like "goodbye"

Alan says: I got this strange email the other day, I didn't know what it meant, but now I think it might be from Chow.

Phil says: (reads email) "Fatty, it feels good to be out, I'm close by. Tell no one, I'll be in touch. - Chow" This says Chow, how did you not know this was from Chow?

Phil says: "Fatty, it feels good to be out, I'm close by. Tell no one, I'll be in touch. - Chow" This says Chow, how did you not know this was from Chow?

Alan says: At the time I thought it was "chow" like "good bye."

Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck says: Sorry to steal your line, sir. But I love it when a plan comes together.

Pat says: Nikki always said " Ronnie's wife keeps his social calendar where she keeps his balls: in her purse."

Pat says: Nikki always said, " Ronnie's wife keeps his social calendar where she keeps his balls: in her purse."

Ronnie says: That's not true.

Veronica says: Ronnie? What are you doing?

Ronnie says: Ok, it's a little true.

Pat says: Hey Jake! This is Cliff. This is my doctor Cliff.

Jake says: Look, two things. We gotta watch that bubble screen for fucking Manning in the backfield, and we gotta make sure we knock the receivers on their ass off the line of scrimmage.

Dr. Cliff Patel says: You can say that again. Those cocksuckers!

Ronnie says: Alright, if you want to talk to her, go ahead. I don't want to talk to her.

Pat says: Why not?

Ronnie says: Because she brings me down, man!

Jake says: Did you get the jersey?

Pat says: I got the jersey.

Ronnie says: Beautiful jersey. Love that jersey!

Pat says: Veronica didn't like it.

Ronnie says: Veronica hates that jersey.

Tiffany says: Would you just leave me alone!

Pat says: I have one more letter for you to read.

Tiffany says: What the fuck is wrong with you! Give it to her yourself!

Pat says: If you just read it I promise you won't ever have to see me again.

Tiffany says: This is so fucked up.

Pat says: Yeah, just read it.

Ronnie says: I go into the garage. Metallica. Megadeath. Yeeaaahhh!

Pat says: That's fucked up.

Ronnie says: Hurt my hand, start breaking shit.

Pat says: She is my friend with an F.

Danny says: Yeah, capital F.

Pat says: For friend.

Pat says: Just trying to be romantic.

Pat Solitano says: I ordered raisin bran because I don't want it to look like a date.

Tiffany says: It can still be a date if you order raisin bran.

Pat says: I´m sorry it took so long for me to catch up, I just got stuck.

Pat says: I´m sorry it took so long for me to catch up, I just got stuck.

Pat says: You look nice.

Tiffany says: Thank you.

Pat says: Oh, I'm not flirting with you.

Tiffany says: Oh, I didn't think you were.

Pat says: I just see that you made an effort, and I'm gonna be better with my wife. I'm working on that. I wanna acknowledge her beauty. I never used to do that. I do now. Just practicing. How'd Tommy die?

Pat says: The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I'm sorry it took me so long to catch up.

Tiffany says: You love me?

Pat says: Yeah.

Tiffany says: Okay.

Pat Sr. says: Why are you wearing a garbage bag?

Pat Solitano says: To sweat.

Pat says: Thank you, I Love you. I knew it in the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.

Pat says: If you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining

Pat says: If you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.

Sack says: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now!

Chazz Reinhold says: Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here.

Pat says: The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier.

Pat Solitano says: You have poor social skill you have a problem.

Pat Solitano says: You have poor social skills. You have a problem.

Pat says: The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday, thats guaranteed, and I can't begin to explain that, or the craziness inside myself and everybody else but guess what? Sunday is my favorite day again. I think of everything everyone did for me and I feel like a very lucky guy.

Pat Sr. says: Are you taking the right dose?

Pat says: Of course I am dad if I wasn't then I'd be on the floor.

Alex Dmitri says: "are you happy now you know what part of the world my ass has been to"

Alex Dmitri says: Are you happy now you know what part of the world my ass has been to?

Tiffany says: Hey!

Pat says: What the fuck!

Pat says: Well Tommy's dead, he's not going to fucking do it.

Tiffany says: Are you going to walk me home?

Pat says: Are you looking at me?

Pat says: Cops have cards now?

Pat Sr. says: Everybody?

Pat says: Everybody?

Tiffany says: I was very depressed after Tommy died.

Pat Sr. says: You don't have to talk about it.

Pat says: You don't have to talk about it.

Tiffany says: Thanks.

Pat Sr. says: How many were there?

Pat says: How many were there?

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith says: Alpha, Mike ..

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith says: Alpha, Mike.

Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck says: FOXTROT!

Stu says: Why do you think we can't remember anything from last night?

Phil says: Because obviously we had a great fucking time!

Alan says: There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!

Phil says: Holy fuck, he's not kidding! There's a tiger in there!

Rory Jansen says: I gotta pay my dues...

Rory Jansen says: I'm not who I thought I was... and I'm terrified that I never will be.

Phil says: Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.

Phil says: Do you know where were going?

Alan says: Please address me as captain.

Phil says: Oh fuck you Alan. Do you know where were going captain?

Phil says: You are not my friend anymore Alan!

Alan says: Not even in America?

Phil says: What happened last night?

Eddie Morra says: I was blind but now I see.

Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck says: This is beyond nuts boss.

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith says: It gets better [laughs]

"Howling Mad" Murdock says: I'm a real soldier! I'm a ranger baby!

"Howling Mad" Murdock says: I'm a real soldier, I'm a Ranger baby!

Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck says: I'm worried!

Eddie Morra says: all my fear, all my shyness, gone

Eddie Morra says: [voice over] All my fear? All my shyness? Gone!

Eddie Morra says: I wasn't high, wasn't wired, just clear. I knew what i needed to do, and how to do it

Eddie Morra says: I wasn't high. I wasn't wired. Just clear. I knew what I needed to do and how to do it.

Eddie Morra says: You know you should be glad about this. 'Cause me working for you? You'd only end up being my bitch.

Eddie Morra says: [parting ways with Carl] You should really be glad about this, because you know, me working for you, you'd end up being my bitch.

Alan says: I'm with you I'm with you!

Alan says: I'm with you, I'm with you!

Mr. Chow says: You gonna fuck on me?

Alan says: Nobody's gonna fuck on you, we're on your side. I hate Godzilla, I hate him too. I hate him. He destroys cities! Please! This isn't your fault, alright? I'll get you some pants. OW!

Phil says: What the FUCK was that?!

Stu says: I have internal bleeding.

Phil says: That was some fucked up shit.

Eddie Morra says: One tablet a day, and I was limitless.

Eddie Morra says: A tablet a day and I was Limitless...

Eddie Morra says: A tablet a day and I was limitless...

Eddie Morra says: A tablet a day and I was limitless.

Eddie Morra says: Don't wear the same color suits, this isn't the Matrix

Eddie Morra says: And don't wear the same color suits. This isn't the Matrix.

Eddie Morra says: I had come this close to making an impact on the world. And now the only thing I was going to make an impact on was the sidewalk.

Eddie Morra says: Maths became useful...and fun.

Eddie Morra says: Math became useful. And fun.

Eddie Morra says: I learned to play the piano in 3 days! :3

Eddie Morra says: [voice over] I learned to play the piano in three days.

Eddie Morra says: You know, you should be glad about this. 'Cause me working for you? You'd end up as my bitch.

Eddie Morra says: You know you should really be glad about this. Cause me working for you? You'd end up as my bitch.

Eddie Morra says: I was blind, but now I see.

Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck says: Murdock, remember what I said, u have to catch him after u inject him

Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck says: Murdock, what did I tell you? You have to...

"Howling Mad" Murdock says: my bad (with silly face)

Col. John "Hannibal" Smith says: You have to... *Catch* him, *after* you inject him.

"Howling Mad" Murdock says: My bad.

Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck says: what u got bitches? what u got

Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck says: What, you got bitches? What you got?

B.A. Baracus says: why r we in the falling tank?

B.A. Baracus says: Why are we in the falling tank?

"Howling Mad" Murdock says: b'coz the plane exploded!

"Howling Mad" Murdock says: Because the plane exploded!

B.A. Baracus says: what what, when!!

B.A. Baracus says: What what, when!!

"Howling Mad" Murdock says: recently!

"Howling Mad" Murdock says: Recently!

Phil says: its like that time at summer camp where we dragged his sleeping bag at the jetty.

Phil says: It's like that time at summer camp where we dragged his sleeping bag at the jetty.

Stu says: which was hilarious. But it's not funny now because we forgot him.

Stu says: Which was hilarious. But it's not funny now because we forgot him.

Black Doug says: you guys are fuckin retarded.

Black Doug says: You guys are fucking retarded.