Daniel Franzese

Damian	Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! ....And none for Gretchen Weiners.Bye
Damian	Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

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Damian	[guarding Cady down the hall] Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!
Damian	Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!

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Damian	[driving away] I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!!
Damian	I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

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Damian	Oh, my God! I 'love' this song!
Janis Ian	I 'hate' this song!
Cady Heron	I 'know' this song!

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Cady Heron	Oh, god.
Janis Ian	You dirty little liar!
Cady Heron	I'm sorry, I can explain.
Janis Ian	Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?
Damian	Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.
Cady Heron	You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.
Janis Ian	Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic!
Damian	Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10!
Janis Ian	Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
Cady Heron	You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!
Janis Ian	God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"
Janis Ian	God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'
Cady Heron	You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Janis Ian	What?!
Damian	Oh, no, she did not!
Janis Ian	See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize!
Damian	And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

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Cady Heron	And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.
Damian	And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

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Janis Ian	That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.
Damian	She asked me how to spell 'orange'.
Cady Heron	*Smirks*.
Janis Ian	That little one, that's Gretchen Weiners.
Damian	She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Janis Ian	Gretchen is in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Damian	That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Janis Ian	And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't get me wrong, she may seem like your typical selfish,back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian	She's the Queen Bee, the Star. Those other two are just her little workers.

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Damian

She doesn't even go here!

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Damian

Oh my God, Danny DeVito I love your work!

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Damian

She doesn't even go here!

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Janis Ian	That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English glass last year.
Damian	She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis Ian	And that little one, that's Gretchen Weiners. She's in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Damian	That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets!

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Damian	[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?
Damian	[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... 'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here?
Cady Heron	It's Cady.
Damian	Oh Cady, here you go, one for you. And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

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Damian	I want my pink shirt back!
Damian	And I want my pink shirt back!

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Damian	Glenn Coco? FOUR for you Glenn Coco! You GO Glenn Coco.
Damian	[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

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Damian	My nanna takes off her wig when she's drunk..
Damian	My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.
Ms. Norbury	Your nanna and I have that in common.
Ms. Norbury	Your grandmother and I have that in common.

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Janis Ian	That one there, that's Karen Smith, she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.
Damian	She asked me how to spell orange.
Janis Ian	That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.
Damian	She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.
Janis Ian	Gretchen Wieners know's everybody's knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian	That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
Janis Ian	And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian	She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

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Damian	Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!
Damian	Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

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Damian

Danny Devito! I love your work!