Daniel Franzese

Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! ....And none for Gretchen Weiners.Bye

Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

[guarding Cady down the hall] Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!

Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!

[driving away] I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!!

I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Oh, my God! I 'love' this song!

I 'hate' this song!

I 'know' this song!

Oh, god.

You dirty little liar!

I'm sorry, I can explain.

Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?

Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.

You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.

Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic!

Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10!

Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?

You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!

God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"

God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'

You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!

What?!

Oh, no, she did not!

See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize!

And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

She asked me how to spell 'orange'.

*Smirks*.

That little one, that's Gretchen Weiners.

She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

Gretchen is in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.

That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't get me wrong, she may seem like your typical selfish,back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag but in reality, she's so much more than that.

She's the Queen Bee, the Star. Those other two are just her little workers.

She doesn't even go here!

Oh my God, Danny DeVito I love your work!

She doesn't even go here!

That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English glass last year.

She asked me how to spell orange.

And that little one, that's Gretchen Weiners. She's in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.

That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets!

[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?

[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... 'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here?

It's Cady.

Oh Cady, here you go, one for you. And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

I want my pink shirt back!

And I want my pink shirt back!

Glenn Coco? FOUR for you Glenn Coco! You GO Glenn Coco.

[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

My nanna takes off her wig when she's drunk..

My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.

Your nanna and I have that in common.

Your grandmother and I have that in common.

That one there, that's Karen Smith, she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

She asked me how to spell orange.

That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.

She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.

Gretchen Wieners know's everybody's knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.

That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!

Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

Danny Devito! I love your work!