Daniel Franzese

Damian says: Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! ....And none for Gretchen Weiners.Bye

Damian says: Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

Damian says: [guarding Cady down the hall] Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!

Damian says: Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!

Damian says: [driving away] I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!!

Damian says: I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Damian says: Oh, my God! I 'love' this song!

Janis Ian says: I 'hate' this song!

Cady Heron says: I 'know' this song!

Cady Heron says: Oh, god.

Janis Ian says: You dirty little liar!

Cady Heron says: I'm sorry, I can explain.

Janis Ian says: Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?

Damian says: Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.

Cady Heron says: You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.

Janis Ian says: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic!

Damian says: Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10!

Janis Ian says: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?

Cady Heron says: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!

Janis Ian says: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"

Janis Ian says: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'

Cady Heron says: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!

Janis Ian says: What?!

Damian says: Oh, no, she did not!

Janis Ian says: See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize!

Damian says: And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Cady Heron says: And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

Damian says: And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

Janis Ian says: That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

Damian says: She asked me how to spell 'orange'.

Cady Heron says: *Smirks*.

Janis Ian says: That little one, that's Gretchen Weiners.

Damian says: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

Janis Ian says: Gretchen is in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.

Damian says: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Janis Ian says: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't get me wrong, she may seem like your typical selfish,back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag but in reality, she's so much more than that.

Damian says: She's the Queen Bee, the Star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Damian says: She doesn't even go here!

Damian says: Oh my God, Danny DeVito I love your work!

Damian says: She doesn't even go here!

Janis Ian says: That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English glass last year.

Damian says: She asked me how to spell orange.

Janis Ian says: And that little one, that's Gretchen Weiners. She's in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.

Damian says: That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets!

Damian says: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?

Damian says: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... 'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here?

Cady Heron says: It's Cady.

Damian says: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you. And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

Damian says: I want my pink shirt back!

Damian says: And I want my pink shirt back!

Damian says: Glenn Coco? FOUR for you Glenn Coco! You GO Glenn Coco.

Damian says: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

Damian says: My nanna takes off her wig when she's drunk..

Damian says: My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.

Ms. Norbury says: Your nanna and I have that in common.

Ms. Norbury says: Your grandmother and I have that in common.

Janis Ian says: That one there, that's Karen Smith, she is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

Damian says: She asked me how to spell orange.

Janis Ian says: That little one, that's Gretchen Wieners.

Damian says: She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.

Janis Ian says: Gretchen Wieners know's everybody's knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.

Damian says: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

Janis Ian says: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

Damian says: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

Damian says: Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!

Damian says: Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

Damian says: Danny Devito! I love your work!