Freddie Prinze Jr.

Taylor Vaughan says: Jump up my ass, Zack.

Zack Siler says: Been there, done that.

Zack Siler says: Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.

Ray Bronson says: Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.

Ray Bronson says: [Ray appears pointing a gun at Ben Willis who's holding Julie hostage] Let her go.

Will Benson says: Oh God, you've got to be shitting me!

Ray Bronson says: Let her go, Willis!

Ben Willis says: Or what? What are you gonna do, boy? Call us names?

Ray Bronson says: Let her go NOW!

Ben Willis says: Think about it, boy. You're no killer. That's my job! You don't have it in you!

Julie James says: I hate this, I really hate this. Your gonna go and your gonna fall for some head-shaven, black-wearin, tattoo-covered, body-piercing philosophy student."

Julie James says: I hate this, I really hate this. Your gonna go and your gonna fall for some head-shaven, black-wearin, tattoo-covered, body-piercing philosophy student.

Ray Bronson says: That sounds attractive.

Ray Bronson says: I never knew her breasts were so... ample.

Ray Bronson says: We have to think about this...

Julie James says: About what? About what? He was crossing the road in the middle of the night! It was an accident!

Julie James says: Wait.

Ray Bronson says: What?

Julie James says: Should we check his wallet and see who he is?

Barry Cox says: Why?

Julie James says: I don't know okay, just to know.

Helen Shivers says: I don't want to know.

Barry Cox says: Let's just pretend he's some escaped lunatic with a hook for a hand and we're doing everybody a favor.

Barry Cox says: [Barry has just seen the damage to his new car after hitting someone in the road] [Almost besides himself from rage] FUCK! Can't you watch where you're going?

Ray Bronson says: Hey, it came outta nowhere, I didn't see it!

Fred Jones says: You can't fool me, your just Afried to so your sensitive side.

Black Knight says: Oh, you touched my little child... And he's really MAD!

Shaggy says: (picks up page, That was printed) "All clues... At lass, what are these strange marking?"

Shaggy says: [picks up page, that was printed] All clues... At lass, what are these strange marking?

Fred Jones says: (turns page around) "words"

Fred Jones says: [turns page around] Words.

Shaggy says: (amazed) "Ahhh, words"

Shaggy says: [amazed] Ahhh, words.

Fred Jones says: (in daphne's body) Hey! I can look at myself naked!

Fred Jones says: [in Daphne's body] Hey! I can look at myself naked!

Velma Dinkley says: Oh brother.

Ryan says: Look, that night was as much a surprise to me as it was to you. But being with you was like going to a place that I had never been before. And after you fell asleep I just laid there, staring up at those cheap fluorescent stars you have stuck on your ceiling, and - after a while they just started forming a pattern, this weird glow-in-the-dark pattern that linked together our entire relationship. And for the first time everything seemed clear to me - like one logical progression. It felt like you and I were the greatest plan ever made and I had nothing to do with it. Being with you made me feel that maybe I didn't have to keep planning anymore because it felt like I was actually living. And that for once in my life I wouldn't have to work so hard at being happy. That it could just happen. Nothing will ever hurt me as much as your reaction to that same experience.

Rick says: Here comes the dragon lady!

Velma Dinkley says: All you care about are swimsuit models.

Fred Jones says: Hey, I am a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.

Ray Bronson says: Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.

Ray Bronson says: I know. The guilt was killing me, I had to know who he was, that's why I went to see Missy. I'm sorry I didn't tell you but I wanted you back, I couldn't lose you again. I love you Julie. No one gets me the way you do.

Julie James says: I understand your pain.

Ray Bronson says: So that's him huh? Hard to believe that's the guy.

Barry Cox says: Yeah his face isn't splattered all over the road dumbass.

Ray Bronson says: I've been looking everywhere for you guys.

Barry Cox says: You're gonna die. (Barry walks up and punches Ray in the face with his fist which is still in a cast)

Julie James says: Hey, hey stop it.

Ray Bronson says: What are you going?

Julie James says: Stop it.

Ray Bronson says: I didn't do anything.

Barry Cox says: You're fu**ing lying. He's lying.

Julie James says: Leave him alone Barry, get a grip.

Barry Cox says: No wake up Julie, he's behind this. How many fu**ed up fishermen are out there?

Ray Bronson says: Look, he's after me too. I got a letter.

Barry Cox says: Oh you got a letter? I got run over. Helen gets her hair chopped off. Julie gets a body in a trunk and you get a letter?? That's balanced?

Julie James says: Barry please, we could put an end to it and maybe salvage some small fraction of a life.

Barry Cox says: And how do we do that? Huh? There was no accident Julie it was murder, your words remember? Murder. I say we find the f**k who's doing this and have a little one on one.

Ray Bronson says: What like last night Bare?

Barry Cox says: F**k you man.

Helen Shivers says: No Barry's right, who's ever doing this isn't going to the police, we could this guy, talk to him.

Julie James says: We have no choice here okay? Somebody tried to kill you last night; we have to go to the police.

Barry Cox says: No he wasn't trying to kill me last night. If he wanted me dead he could've done it, he's just fu**ing with us.

Helen Shivers says: Who is?

Barry Cox says: I don't know, some guy in a slicker.

Ray Bronson says: Well that narrows it down, this being a quaint little fishing village and all.

Barry Cox says: Since you bring it up, we all know you have a slicker.

Barry Cox says: We're going home now and never, ever, under any circumstances known to God speak about this again is that clear? It is now merely a future therapy bill agreed? (Screaming) Helen??

Barry Cox says: We're going home now and never, ever, under any circumstances known to God speak about this again is that clear? It is now merely a future therapy bill agreed? (Screaming) Helen?

Helen Shivers says: I'll never mention it again.

Barry Cox says: We make a pact, right here and now we take this to our grave.

Ray Bronson says: Agreed.

Barry Cox says: Julie? (Julie nods her head in agreement) (livid) - Don't you nod your head you fu**ing say it.

Barry Cox says: Julie? (Julie nods her head in agreement) (livid) Don't you nod your head you fu**ing say it.

Julie James says: (somber) Yeah okay.

Barry Cox says: (Barry runs and grabs Julie by the neck pushing her against the car) - We take this to our grave, let me hear it.

Barry Cox says: (Barry runs and grabs Julie by the neck pushing her against the car) We take this to our grave, let me hear it.

Ray Bronson says: Let her go Barry.

Barry Cox says: ...you fu**ing say it!

Barry Cox says: You fu**ing say it!

Julie James says: Okay Barry, we take this to the grave.

Julie James says: Yeah, don't drink and drive.

Max says: Daddy's gonna be mad.

Ray Bronson says: (comes over to the truck) - What can I do for you Max?

Ray Bronson says: (comes over to the truck) What can I do for you Max?

Max says: You can wipe that "my shit don't stink grin off your face".

Max says: You can wipe that 'my shit don't stink grin off your face'.

Ray Bronson says: Hey, did you know the success rate of high school sweetheart relationships is higher than any other type of relationship?

Ray Bronson says: (talking about Helen) - Her breasts are so...ample.

Ray Bronson says: (talking about Helen) Her breasts are so, ample.

Barry Cox says: She does exercises to pump them up.

Julie James says: Guys, I'm on sexist overload as it is. Kill the commentary.