Freddie Prinze Jr.

Jump up my ass, Zack.

Been there, done that.

Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.

Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.

[Ray appears pointing a gun at Ben Willis who's holding Julie hostage] Let her go.

Oh God, you've got to be shitting me!

Let her go, Willis!

Or what? What are you gonna do, boy? Call us names?

Let her go NOW!

Think about it, boy. You're no killer. That's my job! You don't have it in you!

I hate this, I really hate this. Your gonna go and your gonna fall for some head-shaven, black-wearin, tattoo-covered, body-piercing philosophy student."

I hate this, I really hate this. Your gonna go and your gonna fall for some head-shaven, black-wearin, tattoo-covered, body-piercing philosophy student.

That sounds attractive.

I never knew her breasts were so... ample.

We have to think about this...

About what? About what? He was crossing the road in the middle of the night! It was an accident!

Wait.

What?

Should we check his wallet and see who he is?

Why?

I don't know okay, just to know.

I don't want to know.

Let's just pretend he's some escaped lunatic with a hook for a hand and we're doing everybody a favor.

[Barry has just seen the damage to his new car after hitting someone in the road] [Almost besides himself from rage] FUCK! Can't you watch where you're going?

Hey, it came outta nowhere, I didn't see it!

You can't fool me, your just Afried to so your sensitive side.

Oh, you touched my little child... And he's really MAD!

(picks up page, That was printed) "All clues... At lass, what are these strange marking?"

[picks up page, that was printed] All clues... At lass, what are these strange marking?

(turns page around) "words"

[turns page around] Words.

(amazed) "Ahhh, words"

[amazed] Ahhh, words.

(in daphne's body) Hey! I can look at myself naked!

[in Daphne's body] Hey! I can look at myself naked!

Oh brother.

Look, that night was as much a surprise to me as it was to you. But being with you was like going to a place that I had never been before. And after you fell asleep I just laid there, staring up at those cheap fluorescent stars you have stuck on your ceiling, and - after a while they just started forming a pattern, this weird glow-in-the-dark pattern that linked together our entire relationship. And for the first time everything seemed clear to me - like one logical progression. It felt like you and I were the greatest plan ever made and I had nothing to do with it. Being with you made me feel that maybe I didn't have to keep planning anymore because it felt like I was actually living. And that for once in my life I wouldn't have to work so hard at being happy. That it could just happen. Nothing will ever hurt me as much as your reaction to that same experience.

Here comes the dragon lady!

All you care about are swimsuit models.

Hey, I am a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.

Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.

I know. The guilt was killing me, I had to know who he was, that's why I went to see Missy. I'm sorry I didn't tell you but I wanted you back, I couldn't lose you again. I love you Julie. No one gets me the way you do.

I understand your pain.

So that's him huh? Hard to believe that's the guy.

Yeah his face isn't splattered all over the road dumbass.

I've been looking everywhere for you guys.

You're gonna die. (Barry walks up and punches Ray in the face with his fist which is still in a cast)

Hey, hey stop it.

What are you going?

Stop it.

I didn't do anything.

You're fu**ing lying. He's lying.

Leave him alone Barry, get a grip.

No wake up Julie, he's behind this. How many fu**ed up fishermen are out there?

Look, he's after me too. I got a letter.

Oh you got a letter? I got run over. Helen gets her hair chopped off. Julie gets a body in a trunk and you get a letter?? That's balanced?

Barry please, we could put an end to it and maybe salvage some small fraction of a life.

And how do we do that? Huh? There was no accident Julie it was murder, your words remember? Murder. I say we find the f**k who's doing this and have a little one on one.

What like last night Bare?

F**k you man.

No Barry's right, who's ever doing this isn't going to the police, we could this guy, talk to him.

We have no choice here okay? Somebody tried to kill you last night; we have to go to the police.

No he wasn't trying to kill me last night. If he wanted me dead he could've done it, he's just fu**ing with us.

Who is?

I don't know, some guy in a slicker.

Well that narrows it down, this being a quaint little fishing village and all.

Since you bring it up, we all know you have a slicker.

We're going home now and never, ever, under any circumstances known to God speak about this again is that clear? It is now merely a future therapy bill agreed? (Screaming) Helen??

We're going home now and never, ever, under any circumstances known to God speak about this again is that clear? It is now merely a future therapy bill agreed? (Screaming) Helen?

I'll never mention it again.

We make a pact, right here and now we take this to our grave.

Agreed.

Julie? (Julie nods her head in agreement) (livid) - Don't you nod your head you fu**ing say it.

Julie? (Julie nods her head in agreement) (livid) Don't you nod your head you fu**ing say it.

(somber) Yeah okay.

(Barry runs and grabs Julie by the neck pushing her against the car) - We take this to our grave, let me hear it.

(Barry runs and grabs Julie by the neck pushing her against the car) We take this to our grave, let me hear it.

Let her go Barry.

...you fu**ing say it!

You fu**ing say it!

Okay Barry, we take this to the grave.

Yeah, don't drink and drive.

Daddy's gonna be mad.

(comes over to the truck) - What can I do for you Max?

(comes over to the truck) What can I do for you Max?

You can wipe that "my shit don't stink grin off your face".

You can wipe that 'my shit don't stink grin off your face'.

Hey, did you know the success rate of high school sweetheart relationships is higher than any other type of relationship?

(talking about Helen) - Her breasts are so...ample.

(talking about Helen) Her breasts are so, ample.

She does exercises to pump them up.

Guys, I'm on sexist overload as it is. Kill the commentary.