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Helena Kallianiotes

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

50% Catchfire (Backtrack) Garace Carelli 1990
40% Eureka Frieda 1984
50% Renaldo and Clara Actor 1978
69% Stay Hungry Anita 1976
53% The Drowning Pool Elaine Reaves 1975
No Score Yet The Passover Plot A Visionary Woman 1975
No Score Yet Shanks Mata Hari 1974
No Score Yet Kansas City Bomber Jackie Burdette 1972
88% Five Easy Pieces Palm Apodaca 1970
No Score Yet The Baby Maker Helena 1970
75% Head Belly Dancer (uncredited0 1968

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet CHiPs
1977-1983
Lita
  • 1979

QUOTES FROM Helena Kallianiotes CHARACTERS

Palm Apodaca
Fantastic that you could figure that all out and lie that down on her so you could come up with a way to get your toast. Fantastic!
Robert Eroica Dupea
Yeah, well, I didn't get it, did I?
Palm Apodaca
No, but it was very clever. I would have just punched her out.
Palm Apodaca
Hey, follow that truck. They know the best places to stop.
Rayette Dipesto
That's an old maid's tale.
Palm Apodaca
Bullshit! Truck drivers are the only ones that know the best places to stop on the road.
Rayette Dipesto
Salesmen and cops are the ones. If you'd ever waitressed, honey, you'd know that.
Palm Apodaca
Don't call me honey, mac.
Rayette Dipesto
Don't call me mac, honey.
Palm Apodaca
Disposal. What's that but more crap? I've never seen such crap.
Palm Apodaca
I had to leave this place because I got depressed seeing all the crap. And the thing is, they're making more crap, you know? They got so many stores and stuff and junk full of crap I can't believe it.
Robert Eroica Dupea
Who?
Palm Apodaca
Who? Man, that's who. Pretty soon there won't be any room for man. They're selling more crap that people go and buy than you can imagine. Crap.
Palm Apodaca
You know, I read where they, uh, invented this car that runs on, ummm... that runs on, ummm... when you boil water?
Terry Grouse
Steam.
Palm Apodaca
Right, steam. A car that you could ride around in and not cause a stink. But do you know they will not even let us have it? Can you believe it? Why? Man! He likes to create a stink! I mean, I've seen filth that you wouldn't believe. Ugh! What a stink! I don't even want to talk about it.
Palm Apodaca
People. Animals are not like that. They're always cleaning themselves. Did you ever see, umm... pigeons? Well, he's always picking on himself and his friends. They're always picking bugs out of their hair all the time. Monkeys too. Except they do something out in the open that I don't go for.