Jeff Goldblum
Highest Rated: 98% Annie Hall (1977)
Lowest Rated: 11% Perfume (2001)
Birthday: Oct 22, 1952
Birthplace: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
Despite having starred in some of the biggest blockbuster films of all time, actor Jeff Goldblum had often opted to portray offbeat characters in limited release indies. After breaking in as a drug-addled thug in "Death Wish" (1974), Goldblum spent several years looking for that one breakthrough role that would propel his career to the next level. That role came when he played a seedy magazine journalist who reconnects with his college friends during a funeral in "The Big Chill" (1983). But his biggest moment arrived with a star-making leading role in "The Fly" (1986), which earned him widespread critical plaudits. Though he spent the next several years in some rather forgettable features, Goldblum reached new heights as an unorthodox scientist in the hit action film "Jurassic Park" (1993). Three years later, he starred in one of the biggest box office draws of all time, "Independence Day" (1996), which solidified his status as one of Hollywood's top stars. While he maintained a prolific output of film and television over the next two decades, Goldblum took a step back to concentrate on lower-profile independents like "Igby Goes Down" (2002) - not at all unusual for the iconoclastic performer.
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
Movies
| Credit | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Jurassic World: Dominion | Ian Malcolm (Character) | - | 2022 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Boss Baby: Family Business | Dr. Armstrong (Voice) | - | 2021 |
| 58% | 62% | Always at the Carlyle | Himself (Character) | $174.3K | 2018 |
| 58% | 35% | Hotel Artemis | Niagara (Character) | $6.7M | 2018 |
| 90% | 87% | Isle of Dogs | Duke (Voice) | $31.9M | 2018 |
| 64% | 30% | The Mountain | Dr. Wallace Fiennes (Character) | $60.8K | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Ilha dos cachorros | Unknown (Character) | - | 2018 |
| 47% | 48% | Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom | Ian Malcolm (Character) | $416.7M | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Miyubi | Unknown (Character) | - | 2017 |
| 93% | 87% | Thor: Ragnarok | Grandmaster (Character) | $315M | 2017 |
| 30% | 30% | Independence Day: Resurgence | David Levinson (Character) | $103.1M | 2016 |
| No Score Yet | 59% | Unity | Narrator | - | 2015 |
| 12% | 30% | Mortdecai | Milton Krampf (Character) | $7.7M | 2015 |
| 92% | 86% | The Grand Budapest Hotel | Kovacs (Character) | $59.1M | 2014 |
| 89% | 56% | The Weekend | Morgan (Character) | $2.2M | 2013 |
| 36% | 47% | Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie | Chef Goldblum (Character) | $200.8K | 2012 |
| 25% | 43% | Zambezia | Ajax (Voice) | - | 2012 |
| 52% | 44% | The Switch | Leonard (Character) | $27.8M | 2010 |
| 55% | 51% | Morning Glory | Jerry Barnes (Character) | $31M | 2010 |
| 35% | 44% | Adam Resurrected | Adam Stein (Character) | - | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | 48% | Pittsburgh | Himself (Character) | - | 2006 |
| 46% | 57% | Fay Grim | Fulbright (Character) | $61.8K | 2006 |
| 21% | 45% | Man of the Year | Stewart (Character) | $37.4M | 2006 |
| 52% | 47% | Mini's First Time | Mike Rudell (Character) | $48.9K | 2006 |
| 56% | 82% | The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou | Hennessey (Character) | $24M | 2004 |
| 63% | 66% | Incident at Loch Ness | Himself (Character) | $36.8K | 2004 |
| No Score Yet | 53% | Spinning Boris | George Gorton (Character) | - | 2003 |
| 56% | 61% | Dallas 362 | Bob (Character) | $18.9K | 2003 |
| No Score Yet | 67% | War Stories | Ben Dansmore (Character) | - | 2003 |
| 76% | 80% | Igby Goes Down | D.H. (Character) | $4.7M | 2002 |
| No Score Yet | 44% | Chain of Fools | Avnet (Character) | - | 2001 |
| 54% | 32% | Cats & Dogs | Professor Brody (Character) | $93.4M | 2001 |
| 65% | 34% | Festival in Cannes | Himself (Character) | $299K | 2001 |
| 11% | 51% | Perfume |
Jamie (Character), Executive Producer |
- | 2001 |
| 54% | 47% | Auggie Rose | John Nolan (Character) | - | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | One of the Hollywood Ten | Herbert Biberman (Character) | - | 2000 |
| 80% | 76% | The Prince of Egypt | Aaron (Voice) | $101.3M | 1998 |
| No Score Yet | 67% | Welcome to Hollywood | Himself (Character) | - | 1998 |
| 12% | 24% | Holy Man | Ricky Hayman (Character) | $12.1M | 1998 |
| 53% | 51% | The Lost World: Jurassic Park | Dr. Ian Malcolm (Character) | $229.1M | 1997 |
| 17% | 47% | Mad Dog Time | Mickey Holliday (Character) | $102.9K | 1996 |
| 45% | 34% | The Great White Hype | Mitchell Kane (Character) | $7.8M | 1996 |
| 67% | 75% | Independence Day | David Levinson (Character) | $306.2M | 1996 |
| 50% | 69% | Powder | Donald Ripley (Character) | $30.9M | 1995 |
| 26% | 37% | Nine Months | Sean Fletcher (Character) | $67.9M | 1995 |
| 20% | 39% | Hideaway | Hatch (Character) | $11.7M | 1995 |
| No Score Yet | 82% | Lush Life | Al Gorky (Character) | - | 1994 |
| 91% | 91% | Jurassic Park | Dr. Ian Malcolm (Character) | $401.8M | 1993 |
| 82% | 77% | Deep Cover | David Jason (Character) | $16.6M | 1992 |
| No Score Yet | 20% | Fathers and Sons | Max (Character) | - | 1992 |
| No Score Yet | 11% | Shooting Elizabeth | Howard Pigeon (Character) | - | 1992 |
| No Score Yet | 70% | The Favor, the Watch and the Very Big Fish | Pianist (Character) | $160.3K | 1991 |
| No Score Yet | 45% | Twisted Obsession | Daniel Gillis (Character) | - | 1990 |
| 33% | 61% | Mister Frost | Mr. Frost (Character) | - | 1990 |
| No Score Yet | 12% | Framed | Wiley (Character) | - | 1990 |
| 68% | 42% | Earth Girls Are Easy | Mac (Character) | $3.9M | 1989 |
| 89% | 66% | The Tall Guy | Dexter King (Character) | $91.1K | 1989 |
| 14% | 61% | Vibes | Nick Deezy (Character) | $1.7M | 1988 |
| 20% | 32% | Beyond Therapy | Bruce (Character) | $471.9K | 1987 |
| No Score Yet | 50% | The Race for the Double Helix | Jim Watson (Character) | - | 1986 |
| 92% | 83% | The Fly | Seth Brundle (Character) | $34.9M | 1986 |
| 76% | 80% | Silverado | 'Slick' Calvin Stanhope (Character) | - | 1985 |
| 18% | 41% | Transylvania 6-5000 | Jack Harrison (Character) | $7.2M | 1985 |
| 38% | 49% | Into the Night | Ed Okin (Character) | - | 1985 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Ernie Kovacs: Between the Laughter | Ernie Kovacs (Character) | - | 1984 |
| 68% | 69% | The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension | New Jersey (Character) | - | 1984 |
| 68% | 77% | The Big Chill | Michael (Character) | $57K | 1983 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Threshold | Dr. Aldo Gehring (Character) | - | 1981 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Tenspeed and Brown Shoe | Lionel Whitney (Character) | - | 1980 |
| No Score Yet | 59% | The Legend of Sleepy Hollow | Ichabod Crane (Character) | - | 1980 |
| 30% | 37% | Thank God It's Friday | Tony Di Marco (Character) | - | 1978 |
| 93% | 81% | Invasion of the Body Snatchers | Jack Bellicec (Character) | - | 1978 |
| 67% | 45% | Remember My Name | Mr. Nudd (Character) | - | 1978 |
| 93% | 57% | Between the Lines | Max Arloft (Character) | - | 1977 |
| 45% | 44% | The Sentinel | Jack (Character) | - | 1977 |
| 98% | 92% | Annie Hall | Lacey Party Guest (Character) | - | 1977 |
| No Score Yet | 25% | Special Delivery | Snake (Character) | - | 1976 |
| 80% | 64% | Next Stop, Greenwich Village | Clyde Baxter aka Charlie Biletnikoff (Character) | - | 1976 |
| 90% | 84% | Nashville | Tricycle Man (Character) | - | 1975 |
TV
| Credit | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Sneaker Shopping | Unknown (Character) | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | 34% | Late Night With Seth Meyers | Guest | 2018-2020 2014 |
| No Score Yet | 33% | The Late Late Show With James Corden |
Music Performer, Guest, Host |
2015-2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Graham Norton Show | Guest | 2020 2016-2018 |
| No Score Yet | 44% | The Kelly Clarkson Show |
Music Performer, Guest |
2020 |
| No Score Yet | 81% | The World According to Jeff Goldblum | Host | 2019-2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Finding Your Roots | Guest | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Conan | Guest | 2011-2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | CBS This Morning | Guest | 2019 2016 2012 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Strahan & Sara | Guest | 2019 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Jimmy Kimmel Live! |
Music Performer, Guest |
2018-2019 2012 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Good Morning America | Guest | 2019 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The View | Guest | 2019 2016 2013 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Live with Kelly and Ryan | Guest | 2019 |
| No Score Yet | 40% | The Late Show With Stephen Colbert | Guest | 2019 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Hollywood Game Night | Guest | 2019 |
| No Score Yet | 64% | StarTalk | Guest | 2019 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Today With Kathie Lee & Hoda |
Music Performer, Guest |
2018 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | CBS News Sunday Morning | Guest | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Hot Ones | Guest | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Access Hollywood | Guest | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Today | Guest | 2018 2014 2010 2008 |
| 83% | 82% | James Cameron's Story of Science Fiction | Guest | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Talk | Guest | 2018 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen | Guest | 2018 2014 |
| 94% | 81% | Portlandia | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2018 2012-2015 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Entertainment Tonight Canada | Guest | 2016-2017 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Just for Laughs | Host | 2017 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | LIVE with Kelly | Guest | 2016 |
| No Score Yet | 52% | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2016 |
| No Score Yet | 75% | Late Show With David Letterman | Guest | 2015 |
| 98% | 82% | Last Week Tonight With John Oliver | Detective Zach Nichols (Guest Star) | 2014 |
| No Score Yet | 100% | The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson | Guest | 2014 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Colbert Report | Guest | 2014 |
| 81% | 81% | The League | Rupert Ruxin (Guest Star) | 2011-2012 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Larry King Now | Guest | 2012 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Late Night With Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2012 2009-2010 |
| 70% | 71% | Glee | Hiram Berry (Guest Star) | 2012 |
| No Score Yet | 67% | Top Gear | Guest | 2010 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Law & Order: Criminal Intent | Detective Zack Nichols (Character) | 2009-2010 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Live With Regis and Kelly | Guest | 2010 2008 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Rachael Ray | Guest | 2009 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Late Night With Conan O'Brien | Guest | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Head Case | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job! | Himself (Guest Star) | 2008 |
| 65% | No Score Yet | Raines | Det. Michael Raines (Character) | 2007 |
| No Score Yet | 87% | Will & Grace | Scott Woolley (Guest Star) | 2005 |
| No Score Yet | 94% | Friends | Leonard Hayes (Guest Star) | 2003 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Jamie Kennedy Experiment | Unknown (Guest Star) | 2002 |
| No Score Yet | 70% | King of the Hill | Unknown (Guest Voice) | 2002 |
| 100% | 87% | Mr. Show With Bob and David | Narrator | 1998 |
| 100% | No Score Yet | The Larry Sanders Show | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1998 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Saturday Night Live | Host | 1997 1993 |
| 85% | 76% | The Simpsons | MacArthur Parker (Guest Voice) | 1996 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Ray Bradbury Theater | Cogswell (Character) | 1986 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Laverne & Shirley | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1982 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Tenspeed and Brown Shoe | Lionel "Brown Shoe" Whitney (Character) | 1980 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Starsky and Hutch | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1977 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Blue Knight | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1976 |
QUOTES FROM Jeff Goldblum CHARACTERS
Jake Morrison says: Shouldn't we be nervous?
David Levinson says: Um....yeah!
Dr. Ian Malcolm says: It is so important that you do not finish that sentence.
Ian Malcolm says: Life uh.... finds a way
Ian Malcolm says: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Ian Malcolm says: You're well remembered to wash your hands before you eat anything.
Ian Malcolm says: That is one big pile of shit.
Deputy Kovacs says: Did he just throw my cat out of the window?
Deputy Kovacs says: Did he just throw my cat out of the window?
Ian Malcolm says: [To Ludlow] Now, you're John Hammond
Ian Malcolm says: Now, you're John Hammond.
Ian Malcolm says: When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Dr. Aldo Gehring says: Surgeons are like airplane pilots, no creative ability.
Ian Malcolm says: Hang on, this is gonna be bad.
Ian Malcolm says: [After being attacked] Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend
Ian Malcolm says: Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend.
Alistair Hennessy says: They turned my research turtles into soup
Alistair Hennessy says: They turned my research turtles into soup.
Ian Malcolm says: That is one big pile of shit
John Hammond says: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.
Ian Malcolm says: No, you're making all new ones.
Sarah Harding says: [after re-capturing the baby T-Rex in San Diego] How do we find the adult?
Ian Malcolm says: Just follow the screams.
Ian Malcolm says: Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
Ian Malcolm says: It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones.
Ian Malcolm says: If I may... Um, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now [bangs on the table]
Ian Malcolm says: Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.
Ian Malcolm says: [as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?
Ian Malcolm says: [seeing the dinosaurs for the first time] You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
Ian Malcolm says: That'll be a first - man and dinosaur all die together.
Ian Malcolm says: [Dr. Ellie Sattler has dug through a pile of dino-droppings with her hands] You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
Ian Malcolm says: [looking at a huge mound of dinosaur faeces] That is one big pile of shit.
John Hammond says: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Ian Malcolm says: how do you know they're all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?
Ian Malcolm says: But again, how do you know they're all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?
Ian Malcolm says: god creates dinosaurs god destroys dinosaurs, god creates man man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs.
Ian Malcolm says: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys ... Man creates dinosaurs..
Dr. Ellie Sattler says: Dinosaurs eat man......woman inherits the earth.
Dr. Ellie Sattler says: Dinosaurs...eat man. Woman inherits the Earth.
Ian Malcolm says: That is one big pile of shit.
Avnet says: This isn't your lucky day, barber. Your life is leaving you and I'm killing you.
Ian Malcolm says: How do you know they're all female? Does somebody walk into the enclosure and look under the dinosaur's skirt?
Ian Malcolm says: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.
Ian Malcolm says: I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm
Ian Malcolm says: I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
Ian Malcolm says: I hate being right all the time.
John Hammond says: I don't think you're giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody's ever done before...
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Alan Grant says: (T Rex breaks out of enclosure) were do he think hes going ( Donald Gennaro runs to into the restroom)
Alan Grant says: [T Rex breaks out of enclosure] Where do he think hes going? [Donald Gennaro runs to into the restroom]
Ian Malcolm says: if you gotta go you gotta go
Ian Malcolm says: If you gotta go you gotta go.
Ian Malcolm says: who do they have in here king kong
Ian Malcolm says: [as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?
Ian Malcolm says: But John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Ian Malcolm says: Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?
John Hammond says: I really hate that man.
Seth Brundle says: I want to be the first insect politician.
David Levinson says: What I'm trying to say is--if you stay I'll hurt you.
David Levinson says: Time's up...
Seth Brundle says: You're a fucking drag, y'know that?
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think whether they should.
Ian Malcolm says: Mommy is very angry
Ian Malcolm says: Mommy is very angry.
Veronica Quaife says: What does the disease want?
Seth Brundle says: It wants to turn me into something else. I think I'm becoming...Brundlefly. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two?
Nick Deezy says: 'Your major life decision is probably 'How high should I comb my hair today?"
Nick Deezy says: Your major life decision is probably, 'How high should I comb my hair today?'
Sarah Harding says: How do we find the adult?
Ian Malcolm says: Just follow the screams.
Ian Malcolm says: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler says: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
John Hammond says: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah John, but if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
David Levinson says: They are pulling us in. I was counting on this.
Capt. Steven Hiller says: When the hell was you plannin' on tellin' me?
David Levinson says: Oops.
Capt. Steven Hiller says: We're gonna have to work on our communication.
Seth Brundle says: Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown, reformation, is inherently purging. It makes a man a king.
Stewart says: Perception of legitimacy is more important than legitimacy itself.
Ian Malcolm says: Go... as fast as you can. Go!
Eddie Carr says: What's hurt? What do you need?
Ian Malcolm says: We need rope!
Eddie Carr says: Rope, okay! Anything else?
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything.
Nick Van Owen says: No onions on mine.
Sarah Harding says: And an apple turnover!
Ian Malcolm says: (Prepares to slide down the rope) I'm coming right back, I give you my word.
Ian Malcolm says: [prepares to slide down the rope] I'm coming right back, I give you my word.
Kelly Curtis says: But you NEVER keep your word!
Ian Malcolm says: ... (slides down the rope)
Ian Malcolm says: [slides down the rope]
David Levinson says: (Looks at the clock on his computer) Time's up...
David Levinson says: [looks at the clock on his computer] Time's up...
David Levinson says: You're obsessed with "fat lady".
David Levinson says: You're obsessed with 'fat lady'.
Ian Malcolm says: And now I'm sitting here, by myself, talking to myself. That's chaos theory.
Professor Brody says: Bad talking cat!
Peter Ludlow says: It is our board of directors which I must face, not my uncle. Really, you must trust me, your problems are about to be rendered moot. In an few weeks' time, they'll be long forgotten.
Ian Malcolm says: (grabs Ludlow) Not by me.
Peter Ludlow says: Careful. This suit cost more than your education.
Roland Tembo says: The Rex was just fed, so it won't stalk us for food.
Ian Malcolm says: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might want to show a little respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
Roland Tembo says: Then his troubles are over. My point is, the predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.
Nick Van Owen says: No, only humans do.
Roland Tembo says: Oh, you're breaking our hearts. Saddle up! Let's get this moveable feast on the way!
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, oooh, aaah, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running, and screaming.
Alan Grant says: We're out of the job.
Ian Malcolm says: Don't you mean extinct?
Ian Malcolm says: Mama's very angry.
Ian Malcolm says: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man kills God, Man brings back dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler says: [sarcastic] Dinosaurs eat Man, Woman inherits the Earth.
Ian Malcolm says: God, I hate being right all the time.
Ian Malcolm says: [to Ludlow] Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas, and I'm gonna be there when you learn that.
Ian Malcolm says: If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is.
David Levinson says: We're hit! We took a hit!
Capt. Steven Hiller says: We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!
John Hammond says: Haha! See? 8'm not making the same mistakes again!
John Hammond says: Haha! See? I'm not making the same mistakes again!
Ian Malcolm says: Noooo, no, you're making all new ones!!
Ian Malcolm says: Noooo, no, you're making all new ones!
Ian Malcolm says: Wait, wait, so, you're sending in people, a, a small amount of people, on the ground?! Who are these four lunatics you're trying to con into this?
Ian Malcolm says: [Trying to get the satellite phone to work] Eddie, Eddie, why isn't this working!?
Ian Malcolm says: [trying to get the satellite phone to work] Eddie, Eddie, why isn't this working!?
Eddie Carr says: It'll work if you love it!
Ian Malcolm says: I'll love it if it works!
Ian Malcolm says: Eddie, is there any reason to think that the phone in the RV might be working? Don't tease me now, I don't want to get my hopes up.
Eddie Carr says: Well, if you were even slightly qualified you might try flipping the on switch.
Kelly Curtis says: [Going in the trailer with Malcolm] Dad, are you mad?
Kelly Curtis says: [going in the trailer with Malcolm] Dad, are you mad?
Ian Malcolm says: No, I'm Furious!!!
Ian Malcolm says: No, I'm Furious!
Kelly Curtis says: She doesn't even have a Sega! She's such a troglodyte!
Ian Malcolm says: Cruel, but good word use.
Kelly Curtis says: Why can't I just come with you? I can do research for you like I did in Austin!
Ian Malcolm says: This is nothing like Austin.
Kelly Curtis says: She doesn't even have a Sega! She's such a troglodyte!
Ian Malcolm says: Cruel, but good word use.
Kelly Curtis says: Why can't I just come with you? I can do research for you like I did in Austin!
Ian Malcolm says: This is nothing like Austin.
Ian Malcolm says: "Life will find a way"
Ian Malcolm says: Life will find a way.
Ian Malcolm says: Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
John Hammond says: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, NOTHING worked.
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, but John, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Dr. Ellie Sattler says: Can we chance taking him back to the jeep?
Ian Malcolm says: Please chance it!
Mac says: "Hi! I'm Mac. Nice to meet you Mr. Dude."
Mac says: Hi! I'm Mac. Nice to meet you Mr. Dude.
Dr. Ted Gallagher says: "Dr. Dude."
Dr. Ted Gallagher says: Dr. Dude.
Mac says: "Oh! Dr. Dude!" *kisses hand*
Mac says: Oh! Dr. Dude! [kisses hand]
Seth Brundle says: I am an insect who dreamt he was a man
Seth Brundle says: I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it.
Ian Malcolm says: [To Hammond] Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.
Ian Malcolm says: [to Hammond] Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.
John Hammond says: Condors are on the verge of extinction! If I were to create a flock of condors on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say!
Ian Malcolm says: This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot and Nature selected them for extinction!
John Hammond says: How can we sit in the light of discovery and not act?
Ian Malcolm says: Oh what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.
Ian Malcolm says: Youv'e got it and you slap it on a plastic lunch box, and you want to sell it(bangs on table) you want to sell it now.
Ian Malcolm says: You've got it, and you slap it on a plastic lunch box, and you want to sell it, [bangs on table] you want to sell it now.
Ian Malcolm says: (t-rex chases after the jeep) Must go faster!
Ian Malcolm says: [T-rex chases after the Jeep] Must go faster!
David Levinson says: Must go faster, Must go faster
David Levinson says: Must go faster. Must go faster!
David Levinson says: Time's Up
David Levinson says: Time's up.
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Ian Malcolm says: Taking the dinosaurs out of the island is the worst idea in the history of worst ideas.
Ian Malcolm says: Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas.
Ian Malcolm says: All major changes are like death. You can't see what is on the other side until you get there.
Ian Malcolm says: Boy, do I hate being right all the time.
Ian Malcolm says: Boy, do I hate being right all the time!
Sarah Harding says: What's That?
Ian Malcolm says: Mommy's Very Angry.
Alan Grant says: Looks like we're out of a job.
Ian Malcolm says: Don't you mean extinct.
Ian Malcolm says: Don't you mean extinct.
Seth Brundle says: (to Veronica) - You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't you? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated, aren't you? I'll bet you think that you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, gray, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring! You see what I'm saying? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration. I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh! A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool!
Veronica Quaife says: Five sets of exactly the same clothes?
Seth Brundle says: Learned it from Einstein. This way I don't have to expend any thought on what to wear. I grab the next set on the rack.
Seth Brundle says: (to Veronica) - Don't go back to it.