Jeff Goldblum
Highest Rated: 98% The Player (1992)
Lowest Rated: 5% Vibes (1988)
Birthday: Oct 22, 1952
Birthplace: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
Tall, gangly, and oddly handsome, stage, screen, and television actor Jeff Goldblum is an unlikely sex symbol. But for many women, especially those fond of eccentric intellectual types, he fits the role perfectly. Known for the range of quirky, often otherworldly characters he has portrayed, Goldblum is adept at playing lead and supporting roles in dramas and comedies alike. A native of Pittsburgh, PA, where he was born October 22, 1952, Goldblum moved to New York at the age of 17 to pursue an acting career. He got his start at Sanford Meisner's distinguished Neighborhood Playhouse, and in the '70s began performing in a wide variety of on and off-Broadway productions. When he was 22, Goldblum made his film debut with a small role as a rapist in Michael Winner's brutal revenge drama Death Wish (1974). He was performing on-stage in the El Grande de Coca Cola review when Robert Altman gave him a small part in California Split (1974) and a slightly larger role in Nashville (1975). Afterwards, Goldblum was steadily employed as a bit player in both major and minor features, turning in one of his most notable performances as a nervous houseguest struggling to remember his mantra in the Los Angeles-set segment of Annie Hall (1977). In 1980, Goldblum branched out into television, starring opposite Ben Vereen in the short-lived television detective comedy Tenspeed and Brown Shoe. As Brown Shoe, Goldblum played an uptight stockbroker trying to make it as a hardboiled private detective. Although the role may have given him greater recognition, the actor gained his first really favorable reviews playing a tabloid magazine reporter in The Big Chill (1983). This led to leading roles in such films as Into the Night (1985), where Goldblum played an aerospace engineer opposite Michelle Pfeiffer, and Silverado (also 1985), which cast him as a villainous gambler. In 1986, he had his first hit movie with David Cronenberg's terrifying sci-fi-horror film The Fly (1986), playing a driven scientist whose research turns him into a gruesome mutant. His co-star was his then-wife, Geena Davis, whom he met while they were on the set of the comedy-thriller Transylvania 6-5000 (1985). The couple divorced in the early '90s and Goldblum then embarked on a highly publicized relationship with actress Laura Dern that broke up in the mid-'90s.In 1989, Goldblum made a favorable transatlantic impression in the British romantic comedy The Tall Guy, playing a perpetually unemployed actor who is cast as the lead of a musical about the Elephant Man. He continued to work steadily throughout the subsequent decade, appearing in films of markedly varying quality. He found great success in Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park, playing a mathematician in one of the decade's biggest blockbusters. In 1996, Goldblum again explored blockbuster territory with a leading role as a computer genius in Independence Day. He reprised his role from Jurassic Park in that film's sequel 1997 sequel, The Lost World: Jurassic Park. He starred opposite Eddie Murphy in the notorious bomb Holy Man.At the beginning of the next decade Goldblum worked primarily in independent films such as Burr Steers' debut Igby Goes Down, and playing the romantic and professional rival to Bill Murray in Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. In 2006 he scored a role in his most mainstream film in quite sometime as part of the impressive ensemble in Barry Levinson's satire Man of the Year. In 2009, Goldblum joined the cast of Law & Order: Criminal Intent in the show's eighth season to play the role of Detective Zach Nichols. 2010 found the actor co-starring with Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton for the showbiz comedy Morning Glory. In 2014, he re-teamed with Anderson in The Grand Budapest Hotel. The following year, he appeared opposite Johnny Depp in Mortdecai and began filming his role in the long-awaited Indepdendence Day sequel, due in 2016.
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
Movies
| Credit | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 64% | The Mountain | Dr. Wallace Fiennes | — | 2019 |
| 48% | Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom | Ian Malcolm | — | 2018 |
| 57% | Hotel Artemis | The Wolf King/Niagara | — | 2018 |
| 58% | Always at the Carlyle | Actor | — | 2018 |
| 90% | Isle of Dogs | Duke | — | 2018 |
| 93% | Thor: Ragnarok | Grandmaster | $315M | 2017 |
| No Score Yet | Miyubi | Actor | — | 2017 |
| No Score Yet | Pharmacy Road | Actor | — | 2017 |
| 89% | Tour De Pharmacy | Actor | — | 2017 |
| 29% | Independence Day: Resurgence | David Levinson | $103.2M | 2016 |
| No Score Yet | The Modern Ocean | Actor | — | 2016 |
| 12% | Mortdecai | Krampf | $6.9M | 2015 |
| 89% | Le Week-End | Morgan | — | 2014 |
| 91% | The Grand Budapest Hotel | Deputy Kovacs | $57M | 2014 |
| 25% | Zambezia | Ajax | $1.1M | 2013 |
| 36% | Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie | Chef Goldblum | $0.2M | 2012 |
| 55% | Morning Glory | Jerry Barnes | $31M | 2010 |
| 51% | The Switch | Leonard | $27.5M | 2010 |
| 35% | Adam Resurrected | Adam Stein | — | 2008 |
| 46% | Fay Grim | Agent Fulbright | $62.3K | 2007 |
| 22% | Man of the Year | Alan Stewart | $37.5M | 2006 |
| 52% | Mini's First Time | Mike Rudell | $22.3K | 2006 |
| No Score Yet | Pittsburgh | Himself Producer | — | 2006 |
| 53% | Dallas 362 | Bob | — | 2005 |
| 56% | The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou | Alistair Hennessey | $24M | 2004 |
| 63% | Incident at Loch Ness | Actor | — | 2004 |
| No Score Yet | Spinning Boris | George Gorton | — | 2004 |
| No Score Yet | Special Thanks to Roy London | Actor | — | 2004 |
| No Score Yet | War Stories | Ben Dansmore | — | 2003 |
| No Score Yet | Robbie the Reindeer in Hooves of Fire and the Legend of the Lost Tribe | White Rabbit [US Version] | — | 2002 |
| 76% | Igby Goes Down | D.H. | $4.7M | 2002 |
| 65% | Festival in Cannes | Himself | $41.5K | 2002 |
| 71% | Run Ronnie Run! | Himself | — | 2002 |
| 54% | Cats & Dogs | Professor Brody | — | 2001 |
| 54% | Auggie Rose | John C. Nolan | — | 2001 |
| 11% | Perfume | Jamie Executive Producer | — | 2001 |
| No Score Yet | Welcome to Hollywood | Actor | — | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | Chain of Fools | Avnet | — | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | When Dinosaurs Ruled | Narrator | — | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | When Dinosaurs Ruled | Narrator | — | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | When Dinosaurs Ruled | Actor | — | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | When Dinosaurs Ruled | Narrator | — | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | One of the Hollywood Ten | Herbert Biberman | — | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | When Dinosaurs Ruled | Narrator | — | 2000 |
| 80% | The Prince of Egypt | Aaron | — | 1998 |
| 12% | Holy Man | Ricky | — | 1998 |
| No Score Yet | Welcome to Hollywood | Himself | — | 1998 |
| 54% | The Lost World - Jurassic Park | Dr. Ian Malcolm | — | 1997 |
| 17% | Mad Dog Time | Mickey Holliday | — | 1996 |
| 65% | Independence Day | David Levinson | — | 1996 |
| 45% | The Great White Hype | Mitchell Kane | — | 1996 |
| 50% | Powder | Donald | — | 1995 |
| 26% | Nine Months | Sean Fletcher | — | 1995 |
| 20% | Hideaway | Hatch | — | 1995 |
| No Score Yet | Lush Life | Al Gorky | — | 1994 |
| 91% | Jurassic Park | Ian Malcolm | $45.3M | 1993 |
| No Score Yet | Fathers & Sons | Max | — | 1993 |
| No Score Yet | Real Jurassic Park | Host | — | 1993 |
| No Score Yet | Shooting Elizabeth | Harold Pigeon | — | 1992 |
| No Score Yet | The Favor, the Watch and the Very Big Fish | Pianist | — | 1992 |
| 86% | Deep Cover | David Jason | — | 1992 |
| 98% | The Player | Himself | — | 1992 |
| No Score Yet | Favor, the Watch and the Very Big Fish | Actor | — | 1992 |
| 89% | The Tall Guy | Dexter King | — | 1990 |
| No Score Yet | El sueño del mono loco (The Mad Monkey) | Actor | — | 1990 |
| 40% | Mister Frost | Mr. Frost | — | 1990 |
| 20% | Mister Frost | Actor | — | 1990 |
| No Score Yet | Framed | Wiley | — | 1990 |
| 67% | Earth Girls Are Easy | Mac | — | 1989 |
| 25% | The Fly II | Seth Brundle, on videotape | — | 1989 |
| No Score Yet | Twisted Obsession (El sueño del mono loco) (The Mad Monkey) | Dan Gillis | — | 1989 |
| 5% | Vibes | Nick Deezy | — | 1988 |
| 25% | Beyond Therapy | Bruce | — | 1987 |
| 92% | The Fly | Seth Brundle | — | 1986 |
| No Score Yet | The Race for the Double Helix | James Watson | — | 1986 |
| 18% | Transylvania 6-5000 | Jack Harrison | — | 1985 |
| 38% | Into the Night | Ed Okin | — | 1985 |
| 76% | Silverado | Slick | $33.3M | 1985 |
| 69% | The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai | New Jersey | — | 1984 |
| No Score Yet | Ernie Kovacs: Between the Laughter | Ernie Kovacs | — | 1984 |
| 96% | The Right Stuff | recruiter | — | 1983 |
| 68% | The Big Chill | Michael | — | 1983 |
| No Score Yet | Threshold | Dr. Aldo Gehring | — | 1983 |
| No Score Yet | Rehearsal for Murder | Leo Gibbs | — | 1982 |
| No Score Yet | The Legend of Sleepy Hollow | Ichabod Crane | — | 1980 |
| 93% | Invasion of the Body Snatchers | Jack Bellicec | — | 1978 |
| 75% | Remember My Name | Mr. Nudd | — | 1978 |
| 30% | Thank God It's Friday | Tony | — | 1978 |
| 92% | Between the Lines | Max Arloft | — | 1977 |
| 97% | Annie Hall | Lacey's Party Guest | — | 1977 |
| 45% | The Sentinel | Jack | — | 1977 |
| 44% | St. Ives | Hood | — | 1976 |
| 80% | Next Stop, Greenwich Village | Clyde the Actor | — | 1976 |
| No Score Yet | Special Delivery | Snake | — | 1976 |
| 91% | Nashville | Tricycle Man | — | 1975 |
| 88% | California Split | Lloyd Harris | — | 1974 |
| 67% | Death Wish | Freak 1 | — | 1974 |
TV
| Credit | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| 79% |
The World According to Jeff Goldblum 2019 |
Appearing |
2020 2019 |
| No Score Yet |
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 2015 |
Guest Appearing |
2019 |
| No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With James Corden 2015-2019 |
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2019 2018 2017 2016 2015 |
| No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live 2003 |
Performer Guest |
2019 2018 2012 |
| No Score Yet |
Conan 2010 |
Guest |
2019 2018 2017 2015 2013 2012 2011 |
| No Score Yet |
Law & Order: Criminal Intent 2001-2011 |
Det. Zack Nichols |
2019 2018 2010 2009 2001 |
| No Score Yet |
The Talk 2010 |
Guest |
2018 |
| No Score Yet |
Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen 2009-2019 |
Guest |
2018 |
| No Score Yet |
The Graham Norton Show 2007 |
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2018 2017 2016 |
| No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers 2014 |
Guest |
2018 2015 2014 |
| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 2014 |
Guest |
2016 2015 |
| 86% |
Inside Amy Schumer 2013-2016 |
Appearing |
2015 |
| No Score Yet |
Late Show With David Letterman 1993-2015 |
Guest |
2015 |
| No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson 2005-2014 |
Guest |
2015 2013 |
| 94% |
Portlandia 2011-2018 |
2015 2014 2013 2012 |
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| 81% |
The League 2009-2015 |
Rupert Ruxin |
2013 2012 2011 |
| No Score Yet |
The View 1997 |
Guest |
2013 2012 2011 |
| No Score Yet |
CBS This Morning 2012 |
Guest |
2012 |
| 71% |
Glee 2009-2015 |
Hiram Berry |
2012 |
| No Score Yet |
Top Gear 2002 |
Guest |
2010 |
| No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 2009-2014 |
Guest |
2010 2009 |
| No Score Yet |
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! 2007-2010 |
Performer |
2008 2007 |
| 65% |
Raines 2007 |
Michael Raines |
2007 |
| No Score Yet |
Will & Grace 1998 |
Scott Wooley Scott Woolley Frank/Scott |
2005 2004 |
| No Score Yet |
Crank Yankers |
Voice |
2005 2003 |
| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 1992-2014 |
Guest |
2003 |
| No Score Yet |
King of the Hill 1997-2010 |
Voice |
2002 |
| 100% |
The Larry Sanders Show 1992-1998 |
1998 1997 1995 |
|
| No Score Yet |
Saturday Night Live 1975 |
Host Guest |
1997 1993 |
| 85% |
The Simpsons 1989 |
Voice |
1996 |
| No Score Yet |
American Playhouse 1982-1996 |
1984 |
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| No Score Yet |
Laverne & Shirley 1976-1983 |
Laverne's Date |
1982 |
| No Score Yet |
Starsky & Hutch 1975-1979 |
Harry Markham |
1977 |
QUOTES FROM Jeff Goldblum CHARACTERS
Jake Morrison says: Shouldn't we be nervous?
David Levinson says: Um....yeah!
Dr. Ian Malcolm says: It is so important that you do not finish that sentence.
Ian Malcolm says: Life uh.... finds a way
Ian Malcolm says: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Ian Malcolm says: You're well remembered to wash your hands before you eat anything.
Ian Malcolm says: That is one big pile of shit.
Deputy Kovacs says: Did he just throw my cat out of the window?
Deputy Kovacs says: Did he just throw my cat out of the window?
Ian Malcolm says: [To Ludlow] Now, you're John Hammond
Ian Malcolm says: Now, you're John Hammond.
Ian Malcolm says: When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Dr. Aldo Gehring says: Surgeons are like airplane pilots, no creative ability.
Ian Malcolm says: Hang on, this is gonna be bad.
Ian Malcolm says: [After being attacked] Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend
Ian Malcolm says: Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend.
Alistair Hennessy says: They turned my research turtles into soup
Alistair Hennessy says: They turned my research turtles into soup.
Ian Malcolm says: That is one big pile of shit
John Hammond says: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.
Ian Malcolm says: No, you're making all new ones.
Sarah Harding says: [after re-capturing the baby T-Rex in San Diego] How do we find the adult?
Ian Malcolm says: Just follow the screams.
Ian Malcolm says: Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
Ian Malcolm says: It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones.
Ian Malcolm says: If I may... Um, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now [bangs on the table]
Ian Malcolm says: Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.
Ian Malcolm says: [as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?
Ian Malcolm says: [seeing the dinosaurs for the first time] You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
Ian Malcolm says: That'll be a first - man and dinosaur all die together.
Ian Malcolm says: [Dr. Ellie Sattler has dug through a pile of dino-droppings with her hands] You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
Ian Malcolm says: [looking at a huge mound of dinosaur faeces] That is one big pile of shit.
John Hammond says: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Ian Malcolm says: how do you know they're all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?
Ian Malcolm says: But again, how do you know they're all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?
Ian Malcolm says: god creates dinosaurs god destroys dinosaurs, god creates man man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs.
Ian Malcolm says: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys ... Man creates dinosaurs..
Dr. Ellie Sattler says: Dinosaurs eat man......woman inherits the earth.
Dr. Ellie Sattler says: Dinosaurs...eat man. Woman inherits the Earth.
Ian Malcolm says: That is one big pile of shit.
Avnet says: This isn't your lucky day, barber. Your life is leaving you and I'm killing you.
Ian Malcolm says: How do you know they're all female? Does somebody walk into the enclosure and look under the dinosaur's skirt?
Ian Malcolm says: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.
Ian Malcolm says: I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm
Ian Malcolm says: I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
Ian Malcolm says: I hate being right all the time.
John Hammond says: I don't think you're giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody's ever done before...
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Alan Grant says: (T Rex breaks out of enclosure) were do he think hes going ( Donald Gennaro runs to into the restroom)
Alan Grant says: [T Rex breaks out of enclosure] Where do he think hes going? [Donald Gennaro runs to into the restroom]
Ian Malcolm says: if you gotta go you gotta go
Ian Malcolm says: If you gotta go you gotta go.
Ian Malcolm says: who do they have in here king kong
Ian Malcolm says: [as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?
Ian Malcolm says: But John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Ian Malcolm says: Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?
John Hammond says: I really hate that man.
Seth Brundle says: I want to be the first insect politician.
David Levinson says: What I'm trying to say is--if you stay I'll hurt you.
David Levinson says: Time's up...
Seth Brundle says: You're a fucking drag, y'know that?
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think whether they should.
Ian Malcolm says: Mommy is very angry
Ian Malcolm says: Mommy is very angry.
Veronica Quaife says: What does the disease want?
Seth Brundle says: It wants to turn me into something else. I think I'm becoming...Brundlefly. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two?
Nick Deezy says: 'Your major life decision is probably 'How high should I comb my hair today?"
Nick Deezy says: Your major life decision is probably, 'How high should I comb my hair today?'
Sarah Harding says: How do we find the adult?
Ian Malcolm says: Just follow the screams.
Ian Malcolm says: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler says: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
John Hammond says: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah John, but if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
David Levinson says: They are pulling us in. I was counting on this.
Capt. Steven Hiller says: When the hell was you plannin' on tellin' me?
David Levinson says: Oops.
Capt. Steven Hiller says: We're gonna have to work on our communication.
Seth Brundle says: Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown, reformation, is inherently purging. It makes a man a king.
Stewart says: Perception of legitimacy is more important than legitimacy itself.
Ian Malcolm says: Go... as fast as you can. Go!
Eddie Carr says: What's hurt? What do you need?
Ian Malcolm says: We need rope!
Eddie Carr says: Rope, okay! Anything else?
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything.
Nick Van Owen says: No onions on mine.
Sarah Harding says: And an apple turnover!
Ian Malcolm says: (Prepares to slide down the rope) I'm coming right back, I give you my word.
Ian Malcolm says: [prepares to slide down the rope] I'm coming right back, I give you my word.
Kelly Curtis says: But you NEVER keep your word!
Ian Malcolm says: ... (slides down the rope)
Ian Malcolm says: [slides down the rope]
David Levinson says: (Looks at the clock on his computer) Time's up...
David Levinson says: [looks at the clock on his computer] Time's up...
David Levinson says: You're obsessed with "fat lady".
David Levinson says: You're obsessed with 'fat lady'.
Ian Malcolm says: And now I'm sitting here, by myself, talking to myself. That's chaos theory.
Professor Brody says: Bad talking cat!
Peter Ludlow says: It is our board of directors which I must face, not my uncle. Really, you must trust me, your problems are about to be rendered moot. In an few weeks' time, they'll be long forgotten.
Ian Malcolm says: (grabs Ludlow) Not by me.
Peter Ludlow says: Careful. This suit cost more than your education.
Roland Tembo says: The Rex was just fed, so it won't stalk us for food.
Ian Malcolm says: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might want to show a little respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
Roland Tembo says: Then his troubles are over. My point is, the predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.
Nick Van Owen says: No, only humans do.
Roland Tembo says: Oh, you're breaking our hearts. Saddle up! Let's get this moveable feast on the way!
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, oooh, aaah, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running, and screaming.
Alan Grant says: We're out of the job.
Ian Malcolm says: Don't you mean extinct?
Ian Malcolm says: Mama's very angry.
Ian Malcolm says: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man kills God, Man brings back dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler says: [sarcastic] Dinosaurs eat Man, Woman inherits the Earth.
Ian Malcolm says: God, I hate being right all the time.
Ian Malcolm says: [to Ludlow] Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas, and I'm gonna be there when you learn that.
Ian Malcolm says: If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is.
David Levinson says: We're hit! We took a hit!
Capt. Steven Hiller says: We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!
John Hammond says: Haha! See? 8'm not making the same mistakes again!
John Hammond says: Haha! See? I'm not making the same mistakes again!
Ian Malcolm says: Noooo, no, you're making all new ones!!
Ian Malcolm says: Noooo, no, you're making all new ones!
Ian Malcolm says: Wait, wait, so, you're sending in people, a, a small amount of people, on the ground?! Who are these four lunatics you're trying to con into this?
Ian Malcolm says: [Trying to get the satellite phone to work] Eddie, Eddie, why isn't this working!?
Ian Malcolm says: [trying to get the satellite phone to work] Eddie, Eddie, why isn't this working!?
Eddie Carr says: It'll work if you love it!
Ian Malcolm says: I'll love it if it works!
Ian Malcolm says: Eddie, is there any reason to think that the phone in the RV might be working? Don't tease me now, I don't want to get my hopes up.
Eddie Carr says: Well, if you were even slightly qualified you might try flipping the on switch.
Kelly Curtis says: [Going in the trailer with Malcolm] Dad, are you mad?
Kelly Curtis says: [going in the trailer with Malcolm] Dad, are you mad?
Ian Malcolm says: No, I'm Furious!!!
Ian Malcolm says: No, I'm Furious!
Kelly Curtis says: She doesn't even have a Sega! She's such a troglodyte!
Ian Malcolm says: Cruel, but good word use.
Kelly Curtis says: Why can't I just come with you? I can do research for you like I did in Austin!
Ian Malcolm says: This is nothing like Austin.
Kelly Curtis says: She doesn't even have a Sega! She's such a troglodyte!
Ian Malcolm says: Cruel, but good word use.
Kelly Curtis says: Why can't I just come with you? I can do research for you like I did in Austin!
Ian Malcolm says: This is nothing like Austin.
Ian Malcolm says: "Life will find a way"
Ian Malcolm says: Life will find a way.
Ian Malcolm says: Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
John Hammond says: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, NOTHING worked.
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, but John, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
Dr. Ellie Sattler says: Can we chance taking him back to the jeep?
Ian Malcolm says: Please chance it!
Mac says: "Hi! I'm Mac. Nice to meet you Mr. Dude."
Mac says: Hi! I'm Mac. Nice to meet you Mr. Dude.
Dr. Ted Gallagher says: "Dr. Dude."
Dr. Ted Gallagher says: Dr. Dude.
Mac says: "Oh! Dr. Dude!" *kisses hand*
Mac says: Oh! Dr. Dude! [kisses hand]
Seth Brundle says: I am an insect who dreamt he was a man
Seth Brundle says: I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it.
Ian Malcolm says: [To Hammond] Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.
Ian Malcolm says: [to Hammond] Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.
John Hammond says: Condors are on the verge of extinction! If I were to create a flock of condors on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say!
Ian Malcolm says: This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot and Nature selected them for extinction!
John Hammond says: How can we sit in the light of discovery and not act?
Ian Malcolm says: Oh what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.
Ian Malcolm says: Youv'e got it and you slap it on a plastic lunch box, and you want to sell it(bangs on table) you want to sell it now.
Ian Malcolm says: You've got it, and you slap it on a plastic lunch box, and you want to sell it, [bangs on table] you want to sell it now.
Ian Malcolm says: (t-rex chases after the jeep) Must go faster!
Ian Malcolm says: [T-rex chases after the Jeep] Must go faster!
David Levinson says: Must go faster, Must go faster
David Levinson says: Must go faster. Must go faster!
David Levinson says: Time's Up
David Levinson says: Time's up.
Ian Malcolm says: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Ian Malcolm says: Taking the dinosaurs out of the island is the worst idea in the history of worst ideas.
Ian Malcolm says: Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas.
Ian Malcolm says: All major changes are like death. You can't see what is on the other side until you get there.
Ian Malcolm says: Boy, do I hate being right all the time.
Ian Malcolm says: Boy, do I hate being right all the time!
Sarah Harding says: What's That?
Ian Malcolm says: Mommy's Very Angry.
Alan Grant says: Looks like we're out of a job.
Ian Malcolm says: Don't you mean extinct.
Ian Malcolm says: Don't you mean extinct.
Seth Brundle says: (to Veronica) - You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't you? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated, aren't you? I'll bet you think that you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, gray, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring! You see what I'm saying? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration. I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh! A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool!
Veronica Quaife says: Five sets of exactly the same clothes?
Seth Brundle says: Learned it from Einstein. This way I don't have to expend any thought on what to wear. I grab the next set on the rack.
Seth Brundle says: (to Veronica) - Don't go back to it.