William Shatner

William Shatner

Highest Rated: 100% For the Love of Spock (2016)

Lowest Rated: 11% American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002)

Birthday: Mar 22, 1931

Birthplace: Montreal, Quebec, Canada

A pop culture legend and one of American television's most enduring stars, the multi-talented William Shatner started out as simply an actor. By the twilight of his career, however, Shatner successfully managed to transmogrify into something more. By turning his amiable persona into a one-man, multi-million dollar cottage industry, Shatner's legacy in show business survived for more than five decades. Breaking into show business during television's golden age of drama in the 1950s, Shatner became a regular face on the guest star circuit before landing the role that would forever immortalize him; that of the dashing, supremely confident Captain James T. Kirk of "Star Trek" (NBC, 1966-69). After "Trek" went off the air, Shatner became haunted by the persistent spirit of the Enterprise captain, despite starring in seven "Star Trek" features, most notably "The Wrath of Khan" (1982) and "The Voyage Home" (1986). Eventually, however, he made peace with his famous alter ego and even learned to embrace Kirk. In the 1980s, he enjoyed a successful television run as "T.J. Hooker" (ABC, 1982-85; CBS, 1985-87) and later in his career, did a series of commercials for travel website Priceline. Naturally, he received acclaim for his Emmy-winning role as the eccentric attorney Denny Crane on the hit drama "Boston Legal" (ABC, 2004-08), which underscored his uncanny ability to confound critics and exceed expectations of his delighted fans.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
67% 86% To Your Last Death The Overseer (Voice) - 2019
20% No Score Yet Devil's Revenge Unknown (Character) - 2019
No Score Yet 52% Aliens Ate My Homework Phillogenus esk Piemondum (Voice) - 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Steam Engines of Oz Oscar "Oz" Diggs (Voice) - 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Not a War Story Unknown (Character) - 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Truth is in the Stars Unknown (Character) - 2017
100% 60% Batman vs. Two-Face Harvey Dent / Two-Face (Voice) - 2017
100% 82% For the Love of Spock Himself (Character) - 2016
No Score Yet 83% Range 15 Richard Chindler (Character) - 2016
83% 46% A Christmas Horror Story DJ Dan (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet 41% Just in Time for Christmas Coachman (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet 50% A Sunday Horse Kenneth Roubidoux (Character) - 2015
33% 48% Being Canadian Himself (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet 86% When Elephants Were Young Narrator - 2015
35% 54% Escape From Planet Earth Gen. Shanker (Voice) - 2013
No Score Yet 65% Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen Unknown (Character) - 2011
No Score Yet 56% The Captains Director,
Screenwriter,
Executive Producer
- 2011
No Score Yet 71% Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey Core (Voice) - 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Charles Beaumont: The Short Life of Twilight Zone's Magic Man Unknown (Character) - 2009
No Score Yet 83% Transcendent Man Unknown (Character) - 2009
No Score Yet 62% William Shatner's Gonzo Ballet Host - 2009
32% 57% Fanboys Himself (Character) $685.5K 2008
No Score Yet 15% Gotta Catch Santa Claus Santa Claus (Voice) - 2008
No Score Yet 27% Everest Norman Kelly (Character) - 2007
No Score Yet 6% Fire Serpent Executive Producer - 2007
75% 71% Over the Hedge Ozzie the Possum (Voice) $155M 2006
19% 36% The Wild Kazar (Voice) - 2006
15% 43% Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Stan Fields (Character) $48.5M 2005
71% 76% Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Dodgeball Chancellor (Character) $114.3M 2004
No Score Yet 82% Lil' Pimp Mayor Tony Gold (Voice) - 2004
No Score Yet 44% A Carol Christmas Dr. Bob/Ghost of Christmas Present (Character) - 2003
No Score Yet No Score Yet Spplat Attack Unknown (Character) - 2002
11% 18% American Psycho II: All American Girl Professor Robert 'Bobby' Starkman (Character) - 2002
No Score Yet 17% Groom Lake John Gossner (Character),
Director
- 2002
25% 25% Showtime Himself (Character) $37.9M 2002
No Score Yet 33% Shoot or Be Shot Harvey Wilkes (Character) - 2002
No Score Yet 83% Mind Meld: Secrets Behind the Voyage of a Lifetime Unknown (Character) - 2001
65% 34% Festival in Cannes Himself (Character) $299K 2001
55% 41% Osmosis Jones The Mayor (Voice) $13.6M 2001
No Score Yet 0% Falcon Down Major Robert Carson (Character) - 2000
41% 69% Miss Congeniality Stan (Character) $106.8M 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet Gahan Wilson's The Kid Professor (Voice) - 2000
No Score Yet 0% Land of the Free Aidan Carvell (Character) - 1998
No Score Yet 44% Jefftowne Unknown (Character) - 1998
83% 79% Free Enterprise Bill (Character) $30.2K 1998
No Score Yet No Score Yet Double Play Michael Gatewick (Character) - 1996
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dead Man's Island Chase Prescott (Character) - 1996
No Score Yet 82% Trinity and Beyond Narrator - 1995
No Score Yet 50% TekWar: Tekjustice Walter H. Bascom (Character) - 1994
48% 57% Star Trek Generations Kirk (Character) $74.6M 1994
No Score Yet No Score Yet Janek: The Silent Betrayal Bodosh (Character) - 1994
No Score Yet 41% TekWar: Teklords Walter H. Bascom (Character) - 1994
No Score Yet 50% Columbo: Butterfly in Shades of Grey Fielding Chase (Character) - 1994
No Score Yet 31% TekWar: Teklab Walter H. Bascom (Character) - 1994
No Score Yet 36% TekWar Walter H. Bascom (Character),
Director
- 1994
No Score Yet 44% A Family of Strangers Earl (Character) - 1993
23% 49% National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 General Mortars (Character) $28M 1993
82% 83% Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Captain James Tiberius Kirk (Character) $71.7M 1991
21% 24% Star Trek V: The Final Frontier Captain James T. Kirk (Character),
Director,
Writer (Story)
$52.1M 1989
No Score Yet 0% Broken Angel Chuck Coburn (Character) - 1987
No Score Yet No Score Yet Seasons Narrator - 1987
81% 81% Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Admiral/Captain James T. Kirk (Character) $104.7M 1986
No Score Yet 82% Blood Sport Sgt. T.J. Hooker (Character) - 1986
No Score Yet No Score Yet North Beach and Rawhide Rawhide MacGregor (Character) - 1985
79% 61% Star Trek III: The Search for Spock Admiral James T. Kirk (Character) - 1984
No Score Yet 40% Secrets of a Married Man Chris Jordan (Character) - 1984
No Score Yet 67% T.J. Hooker Sgt. T.J. Hooker (Character) - 1982
88% 90% Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Admiral James T. Kirk (Character) - 1982
42% 50% Airplane II: The Sequel Cdr. Buck Murdock (Character) - 1982
No Score Yet 38% The Babysitter Dr. Jeff Benedict (Character) - 1980
No Score Yet No Score Yet Riel The Barker (Character) - 1980
No Score Yet 36% The Kidnapping of the President Jerry O'Connor (Character) - 1980
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Planet Beyond Time Captain Kirk (Character) - 1980
41% 42% Star Trek: The Motion Picture Admiral/Captain James T. Kirk (Character) - 1979
No Score Yet No Score Yet Third Walker Munro Maclean (Character) - 1979
No Score Yet No Score Yet Crash Carl Tobias (Character) - 1978
No Score Yet 63% Little Women Prof. Friedrich Bhaer (Character) - 1978
No Score Yet No Score Yet Land of No Return Curt Benell (Character) - 1978
No Score Yet No Score Yet A Whale of a Tale Dr. Jack Fredericks (Character) - 1977
44% 37% Kingdom of the Spiders Dr. Robert "Rack" Hansen (Character) - 1977
No Score Yet No Score Yet Perilous Voyage Steve Monroe (Character) - 1976
No Score Yet No Score Yet Snowman Curt Benell (Character) - 1975
18% 35% The Devil's Rain Mark Preston (Character) - 1975
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Barbary Coast Jeff Cable (Character) - 1975
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lives of Ben Franklin: The Statesman Unknown (Character) - 1975
No Score Yet No Score Yet Indict and Convict Sam Belden (Character) - 1974
No Score Yet 30% Pray for the Wildcats Warren Summerfield (Character) - 1974
No Score Yet 64% Impulse Matt Stone (Character) - 1974
No Score Yet No Score Yet Amy Prentiss, AKA: The Chief Bill Parkins (Character) - 1974
No Score Yet No Score Yet Amy Prentiss: Baptism of Fire Bill Parkins (Character) - 1974
No Score Yet No Score Yet Amy Prentiss: The Desperate World of Jane Doe Bill Parkins (Character) - 1974
71% 41% Big Bad Mama William J. Baxter (Character) - 1974
No Score Yet No Score Yet Pioneer Woman John Sergeant (Character) - 1973
No Score Yet 50% The Horror at 37,000 Feet Paul Kovalik (Character) - 1973
No Score Yet 20% Incident on a Dark Street Deaver G. Wallace (Character) - 1973
No Score Yet 53% Go Ask Alice Sam (Character) - 1973
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Hound of the Baskervilles George Stapleton (Character) - 1972
No Score Yet No Score Yet The People Dr. Curtis (Character) - 1972
No Score Yet No Score Yet A Pattern of Morality Unknown (Character) - 1971
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tarot Peter (Character) - 1970
No Score Yet 50% Hollywood Television Theatre Unknown (Character) - 1970
No Score Yet No Score Yet Sole Survivor Lt. Col. Josef Gronke (Character) - 1969
No Score Yet 33% White Commanche Unknown (Character) - 1968
No Score Yet No Score Yet White Comanche Johnny Moon/Notah (Character) - 1967
No Score Yet No Score Yet Star Trek - The Mudd Pack Unknown (Character) - 1966
71% 51% Incubus Marc (Character) - 1966
No Score Yet 17% Alexander the Great Alexander (Character) - 1964
No Score Yet 40% The Outrage Preacher (Character) - 1964
No Score Yet 76% Shame Adam Cramer (Character) - 1962
91% 93% Judgment at Nuremberg Captain Harrison Byers (Character) - 1961
No Score Yet 56% The Explosive Generation Peter Gifford (Character) - 1961
30% 60% The Brothers Karamazov Alexi Karamazov (Character) - 1958
No Score Yet No Score Yet Defender Unknown (Character) - 1957

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet The UnXplained Executive Producer,
Host
2020-2021
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today 3rd Hour Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Talk Guest 2019-2020 2016 2013 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Access Daily Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2019 2011-2012 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Private Eyes Unknown (Guest Star) 2019 2017
81% 82% The Big Bang Theory Himself (Guest Star) 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Steve Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Home & Family Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Rachael Ray Guest 2018 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2018 2012-2016 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today With Kathie Lee & Hoda Guest 2018
80% 89% Better Late Than Never Unknown (Character) 2016-2018
50% 83% The Indian Detective Unknown (Character) 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tavis Smiley Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet etalk Guest 2017 2014 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Unlocked: The World of Games, Revealed Unknown (Character) 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Dr. Oz Show Guest 2016 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS News Sunday Morning Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet FABLife Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Clangers Narrator (Character),
Narrator
2015-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Cutthroat Kitchen Judge 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Meredith Vieira Show Guest 2016
63% 89% Haven Croatoan (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Murdoch Mysteries Mark Twain (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet William Shatner's Brown Bag Wine Tasting Host 2014-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hell's Kitchen Unknown (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet 100% The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Shatner Project Unknown (Character) 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Queen Latifah Show Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Larry King Now Guest 2013-2014
No Score Yet 78% Hot in Cleveland Sally (Guest Star) 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Captains Close-Up Director,
Host
2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Weird or What? Host 2010-2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet William Shatner's Weird or What? Host 2010-2012
No Score Yet 78% Rookie Blue Henry McLeod (Guest Star) 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Q With Jian Ghomeshi Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Colbert Report Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Better Show Guest 2012
89% 92% Psych Unknown (Guest Star) 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Joy Behar Show Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Early Show Guest 2010-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Comedy Central Roast Unknown (Character) 2011 2006
No Score Yet No Score Yet Aftermath With William Shatner Executive Producer,
Host
2010-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Shatner's Raw Nerve Host 2008-2011
0% 50% $..! My Dad Says Ed Goodson (Character) 2010-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hollywood Uncensored Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lopez Tonight Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2008-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Guest 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders Unknown (Character) 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest,
Host
2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Bonnie Hunt Show Guest 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Million Dollar Password Contestant 2008
86% 90% Boston Legal Denny Crane (Character) 2004-2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Unknown (Guest Star),
Host
2008 1986
No Score Yet No Score Yet Everest Unknown (Character) 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Conan O'Brien Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Oprah Winfrey Show Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dateline NBC Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Show Me the Money Host 2006
No Score Yet No Score Yet Rescue 911 Host 2004 1995-1996 1992
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Practice Unknown (Guest Star) 2004
No Score Yet No Score Yet Space Ghost: Coast to Coast Guest 2003
No Score Yet No Score Yet William Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night Host 2002
95% 95% Futurama Himself (Guest Voice) 2002
6% No Score Yet Bob Patterson Unknown (Guest Star) 2001
No Score Yet No Score Yet 3rd Rock From the Sun Unknown (Guest Star) 1999-2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet Cosby Unknown (Guest Star) 1997
No Score Yet No Score Yet Perversions of Science Unknown (Character),
Director
1997
No Score Yet 93% The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Unknown (Guest Star) 1996
No Score Yet No Score Yet TekWar Unknown (Guest Star),
Executive Producer,
Director
1994-1995
No Score Yet No Score Yet Columbo Fielding Chase (Guest Star) 1994 1976
No Score Yet No Score Yet T.J. Hooker Sgt. T.J. Hooker (Character) 1982-1986
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ray Bradbury Theater Charles Underhill (Character) 1985
100% 78% Police Squad! Unknown (Guest Star) 1982
No Score Yet No Score Yet How the West Was Won Unknown (Guest Star) 1978
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tattletales Guest 1977 1974-1975
No Score Yet No Score Yet Barbary Coast Jeff Cable (Character) 1975-1976
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Rookies Unknown (Guest Star) 1975
No Score Yet No Score Yet Police Woman Mark Ciprio (Guest Star) 1974
94% 81% Star Trek: The Animated Series Capt. James T. Kirk (Voice) 1973-1974
No Score Yet No Score Yet Police Surgeon Joe Platt (Guest Star) 1974 1972
No Score Yet No Score Yet Petrocelli Unknown (Guest Star) 1974
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kung Fu Unknown (Guest Star) 1974
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Six Million Dollar Man Unknown (Guest Star) 1974
No Score Yet No Score Yet Mannix Adam Langer (Guest Star) 1973
No Score Yet No Score Yet Barnaby Jones Unknown (Guest Star) 1973
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Sixth Sense Unknown (Guest Star) 1972
No Score Yet No Score Yet What's My Line? Guest 1971 1965
No Score Yet No Score Yet Name of the Game Unknown (Guest Star) 1970
80% 89% Star Trek Capt. James T. Kirk (Character) 1966-1969
No Score Yet No Score Yet Gunsmoke Fred Bateman (Guest Star) 1966
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dr. Kildare Unknown (Guest Star) 1966 1961
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Big Valley Unknown (Guest Star) 1966
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Fugitive Tony Burrell (Guest Star) 1965
No Score Yet No Score Yet 12 O'Clock High Unknown (Guest Star) 1965
100% No Score Yet The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Unknown (Guest Star) 1964
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Outer Limits Unknown (Character) 1964
No Score Yet No Score Yet 77 Sunset Strip Paul DeVinger (Guest Star) 1963
82% 94% The Twilight Zone Don Carter (Character) 1963 1960
No Score Yet No Score Yet Thriller Unknown (Character) 1961
No Score Yet No Score Yet Alfred Hitchcock Presents Unknown (Character) 1960 1957
No Score Yet No Score Yet Climax! Unknown (Character) 1958
No Score Yet No Score Yet Studio One Unknown (Guest Star) 1957

QUOTES FROM William Shatner CHARACTERS

James T. Kirk says: Scotty, beam me up.

James T. Kirk says: Hello Alice, welcome to Wonder-Land.

Mr. Spock says: Admiral; if we were to assume that these whales were ours to do with as we pleased, we'd be as guilty as those who caused their extinction.

Gillian says: OK. I don't know what this is all about, but I want you guys out of here right now or I call the cops.

James T. Kirk says: I assure you that won't be necessary. We're only trying to help.

Gillian says: The hell you were, buster. Your friend was messing up my tanks, and messing up my whales.

Mr. Spock says: They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.

Gillian says: I - I suppose they told you that, huh?

Mr. Spock says: The hell they did.

Gillian says: - right.

James T. Kirk says: Whales, Mr. Scott, whales!

Robert says: Mr. Shatner, I just wanted to say that you are the greatest American actor, ever!

Bill says: I'm a Canadian.

Robert says: Then you're the greatest Canadian actor... ever!

Bill says: There aren't that many of them.

Mark says: If you play both Brutus and Caesar, won't you have to stab yourself in the back?

Bill says: I've done it before.

James T. Kirk says: What it needs in order to evolve... is a human quality. Our capacity to leap beyond logic.

James T. Kirk says: What it needs in order to evolve is a human quality. Our capacity to leap beyond logic.

Mr. Spock says: The needs of the many outweight--

James T. Kirk says: The needs of the few...

Mr. Spock says: Or the one.

James T. Kirk says: A no-win situation is a possibility any commander may face.

Col. Tad Lawson says: "The hare was shot by the hunter in the field." It's really quite simple.

Col. Tad Lawson says: 'The hare was shot by the hunter in the field.' It's really quite simple.

Capt. Harrison Byers says: Colonel, I think we ought to be going.

Judge Dan Haywood says: Yes, we really shouldn't be discussing this.

Col. Tad Lawson says: No, Judge. We're fair Americans, and true-blue. We mustn't do anything that's out of order.

Capt. Harrison Byers says: I trust you'll be comfortable in this room, sir.

Judge Dan Haywood says: Captain, I have no doubt that the entire state of Maine would be comfortable in this room!

General Chang says: We need breathing room.

James T. Kirk says: Earth, Hitler, 1938.

Sam Griffin says: You know something? We're in the same line, you and me. We're both selling something. Well I've been at it longer - I can see where you're making mistakes. And right now those mistakes are beginning to pile up on you, and in a little while they're gonna smother you.

Adam Cramer says: Get out of here.

Sam Griffin says: I've been studying your pitch - it's not bad you've got technique. But you know what's wrong? You're too clever, Adam. You've got no room in your head for intelligence. Cuz if you were intelligent you'd be able to see that you've started something that you can't control. You think you're the boss now? Wake up, boy, that mob's the boss!

Adam Cramer says: What do you know, ya big boob?

Sam Griffin says: Did you tell them to blow up the church?

Adam Cramer says: You go to school around here?

Ella McDaniel says: aHuh!

Adam Cramer says: I didn't know they had a college in Caxon.

Ella McDaniel says: Oh, they don't.

Adam Cramer says: You don't go to high school, do you?

Ella McDaniel says: (with a smile) mmHmmm.

Ella McDaniel says: [with a smile] mmHmmm.

Adam Cramer says: My, my, they do grow things fast here don't they.

Khan says: I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, in the center of a dead planet... buried alive. Buried alive.

James T. Kirk says: KHHHHAAAAAAAAN!

Mr. Spock says: Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...

James T. Kirk says: ...the needs of the few...

Mr. Spock says: ...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?

James T. Kirk says: I have been and always shall be your friend.

Mr. Spock says: Live long and prosper.

Osmosis Jones says: We were so poor, we lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches! You ever try to blow-dry your hair with a fart?

Drix says: OK, I get it. You were poor.

Osmosis Jones says: You bet I was! You ever try to make a snowman out of toilet paper cling-ons? Now that's poor!

Drix says: OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!

Osmosis Jones says: Vomit? We couldn't afford no vomit; that's for rich folk.

Drix says: Excuse me while I wipe my eyes.

Osmosis Jones says: Oh, you wanna talk about wiping?

The Mayor says: NO!

Leonard "Bones" McCoy says: Go? Where are we going?

James T. Kirk says: Where they went.

Leonard "Bones" McCoy says: Suppose they went nowhere.

James T. Kirk says: Then this'll be your big chance to get away from it all.

James T. Kirk says: Of all the souls I have known, his was the most human...

General Chang says: We need breathing room.

James T. Kirk says: Earth. Hitler, 1938.

James T. Kirk says: Of all the souls I've encountered on my travels, his was the most...human.

James T. Kirk says: My God Bones, what have I done?

Leonard "Bones" McCoy says: What you had to do. What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live.

Stan Fields says: We'll be back with our final five lesbian--- interviews!

James T. Kirk says: Everybody remember where we parked!

Gillian says: Dont' tell me! You're from outer space!

James T. Kirk says: No I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space

James T. Kirk says: No I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space.

James T. Kirk says: First, move us into transporter range.

Capt. Harriman says: But the gravometric distortions, they'll tear us apart!

James T. Kirk says: Risk is part of the game, if you want to sit in that chair... Second, turn that damn thing off!

James T. Kirk says: Warp drive, Mister Scott!

Hikaru Sulu says: The word sir?

James T. Kirk says: The word? Is no. I am therefore going anyway.

James T. Kirk says: Dining on ashes, my friend?

Leonard "Bones" McCoy says: We got a heartbeat! Lock and load, she's ready Jim!

James T. Kirk says: Fire!

General Chang says: To be... or not... to be...

Hikaru Sulu says: Target that explosion and fire.

James T. Kirk says: I can't believe I kissed you...

Martia says: Must have been your lifelong ambition!

James T. Kirk says: Prepare for emergency landing plan.. B.

Pavel Chekov says: What's "Emergency Landing Plan B"?

Montgomery "Scotty" Scott says: I haven't got a clue...

James T. Kirk says: B, as in barricade!

Montgomery "Scotty" Scott says: He can't be serious...

James T. Kirk says: All I ask for is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by...

Leonard "Bones" McCoy says: Melville.

Mr. Spock says: John Masefield.

Leonard "Bones" McCoy says: Are you sure about that?

Mr. Spock says: I am well versed in the classics, doctor.

Leonard "Bones" McCoy says: Then how come you don't know "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"?

Leonard "Bones" McCoy says: Then how come you don't know 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'?

James T. Kirk says: Um, excuse me... What does God need with a starship?

James T. Kirk says: There may be wounded, can you spare anyone?

Leonard "Bones" McCoy says: Yeah. I can spare me.

James T. Kirk says: You piloted well out of spacedock.

Lt. Valeris says: Thank you sir. I've always wanted to try that...

James T. Kirk says: Damn it Bones you're a doctor!

James T. Kirk says: KHANNN!!!!!

James T. Kirk says: KHANNN!

James T. Kirk says: I feel...young

James T. Kirk says: I feel... young.

James T. Kirk says: Klingon bastards, you've killed my son!

James T. Kirk says: You Klingon bastards, you've killed my son.

James T. Kirk says: KHAAAAAAAAN!!!