Chris Blohm
Chris Blohm's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Eddie the Eagle (2016)
82%
2/5
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“An oddly conventional biopic that uses a strained father-son relationship to frame its rabble-rousing, crowd-pleasing reflection on futility.” –
Little White Lies
Mar 29, 2016
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Pixels (2015)
18%
1/5
EDIT
“It's the cinematic equivalent of receiving a supermarket brand deodorant gift set on Christmas morning: you don't want it, you'll never use it, and frankly, it stinks.” –
Little White Lies
Aug 13, 2015
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Accidental Love (2015)
9%
1/5
EDIT
“David O Russell has moved on, as should we all.” –
Little White Lies
Jun 23, 2015
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Man Up (2015)
81%
3/5
EDIT
“Man Up isn't perfect, but that's a minor detail when you're dealing with major talent. It could be love, actually.” –
Little White Lies
May 29, 2015
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Focus (2015)
55%
2/5
EDIT
“Flash trash.” –
Little White Lies
Feb 26, 2015
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Beyond Clueless (2014)
75%
3/5
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“Charlie Lyne's debut feature is a dizzying and dedicated essay on the previously unheralded genre of teen movies.” –
Little White Lies
Jan 22, 2015
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Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)
48%
3/5
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“A surprisingly enjoyable, fitfully entertaining romp for all the family, with a satisfying gag count.” –
Little White Lies
Dec 19, 2014
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The Babadook (2014)
98%
3/5
EDIT
“Eerie and unsettling, this is a promising debut from an exciting new talent.” –
Little White Lies
Oct 23, 2014
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Love, Rosie (2014)
32%
1/5
EDIT
“Never before has one script screamed so loudly for a Carrie Fisher rewrite; anything at all to inject a little wit, decency or soul.” –
Little White Lies
Oct 23, 2014
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I Origins (2014)
51%
3/5
EDIT
“A mad-eyed exploration into modern optometry is Mike Cahill's ambitious, if flawed, follow-up to 2011's Another Earth.” –
Little White Lies
Sep 25, 2014
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Chef (2014)
87%
3/5
EDIT
“A sassy and mouth-watering concoction, bursting with flavour.” –
Little White Lies
Jun 26, 2014
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The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
81%
3/5
EDIT
“Try as you might, there's not a single damn thing you can do about The Fault in Our Stars. It's here. It exists. Suck up the saccharine, let it into your heart, and deal with it.” –
Little White Lies
Jun 19, 2014
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Cheap Thrills (2013)
87%
3/5
EDIT
“A bluesy drinking session evolves into messy violence for kicks in this nifty debut feature from E L Katz.” –
Little White Lies
Jun 5, 2014
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X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
90%
4/5
EDIT
“A giddy rush of superhero thrills, spills and epic set-pieces.” –
Little White Lies
May 22, 2014
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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)
51%
2/5
EDIT
“You friendly neighbourhood web-slinger returns for more of the same, albeit with added confusion and much less charm.” –
Little White Lies
Apr 17, 2014
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Rio 2 (2014)
50%
2/5
EDIT
“Does this slick Blue Sky sequel cut the animated feature mustard in a post LEGO Movie world? No, it really doesn't.” –
Little White Lies
Apr 3, 2014
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Honour (2013)
48%
3/5
EDIT
“A spiky supporting turn by Paddy Considine as a tattooed bounty hunter lifts this generic British thriller.” –
Little White Lies
Apr 3, 2014
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The Borderlands (2013)
83%
3/5
EDIT
“A frisky British found footage horror that's well worth your time.” –
Little White Lies
Mar 27, 2014
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The Machine (2013)
79%
2/5
EDIT
“An impressive calling card for director Caradog James rather than the finished article.” –
Little White Lies
Mar 20, 2014
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The Stag (2013)
79%
2/5
EDIT
“This lager-fuelled jolly boys romp brings back bad memories of Martin Clunes 1994 no-no, Staggered.” –
Little White Lies
Mar 6, 2014
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The LEGO Movie (2014)
96%
4/5
EDIT
“Is this a glossy feature-length advert for toys? Nope, it's a whimsical and hilarious piece of animated nostalgia from Phil Lord and Chris Miller.” –
Little White Lies
Feb 13, 2014
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Teenage (2013)
77%
3/5
EDIT
“Doesn't tell us all that much, but full of loving grace, nonetheless. A teenage dream, indeed.” –
Little White Lies
Jan 23, 2014
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Bounty Killer (2013)
62%
2/5
EDIT
“This slurry of B-movie hackwork boasts the odd spark of originality amid the full-bore blood-letting.” –
Little White Lies
Jan 9, 2014
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Bring Me the Head of the Machine Gun Woman (2012)
60%
2/5
EDIT
“This Z-grade exploitation knock-off plays like a cinematic rendering of the Grand Theft Auto games.” –
Little White Lies
Sep 26, 2013
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Kelly & Victor (2012)
78%
4/5
EDIT
“Kieran Evans' British romance is an occasionally shocking, often excellent ode to nihilistic love.” –
Little White Lies
Sep 19, 2013
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