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Cyrus Baetz

Cyrus Baetz's reviews do not count toward the Tomatometer®. This is not a Tomatometer-approved critic, and this critic's reviews are not published on a Tomatometer-approved publication.
Biography:

15 years young. Grade 5 plus 5. I love movies more than you.

Favorites:

Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Back to the Future, Dumb and Dumber.

Location:

Stuck in a moment, and I can't get out of it...

Official Website:

http://www.gamingworldx.com

Reviews

Movies TV Shows
Team America: World Police (2004) 77% 3.5/5 EDIT “It's not for the insecure, but if you're feeling vigilant, give Team America: World Police your best shot.” – cymovies.tk Mar 5, 2005 Full Review Friday Night Lights (2004) 82% 3/5 EDIT “Friday Night Lights is pretty much a straight-shooter football flick.” – cymovies.tk Mar 5, 2005 Full Review Ray (2004) 80% 4/5 EDIT “Jamie Foxx does him more than justice; he made something for Ray Charles to be proud of.” – cymovies.tk Mar 5, 2005 Full Review The Incredibles (2004) 97% 4.5/5 EDIT “The Incredibles is a highly entertaining family film, and exercises a witty, gutsy script that is complimented by some flawless direction.” – cymovies.tk Mar 5, 2005 Full Review The Aviator (2004) 86% 4.5/5 EDIT “[Scorsese] shoots with less style than consistency and fluidity.” – cymovies.tk Mar 5, 2005 Full Review Ocean's Twelve (2004) 55% 1/5 EDIT “Stay away from Ocean's Twelve unless you need a good example of how bad sequels can be.” – cymovies.tk Mar 5, 2005 Full Review Before Sunrise (1995) 100% 5/5 EDIT “Unforgettably engrossing.” – cymovies.tk Mar 5, 2005 Full Review Meet the Fockers (2004) 38% 2/5 EDIT “You know your film needs some work when a horny Chihuahua, a fat cat and a genius baby steal the show.” – cymovies.tk Mar 5, 2005 Full Review Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2003) 85% 3/5 EDIT “You might like it, you might not, but you should see it if this sounds like your sort of thing.” – cymovies.tk Mar 5, 2005 Full Review Constantine (2005) 46% 2.5/5 EDIT “Like the book it's partially based on, it all depends how you interpret it.” – cymovies.tk Mar 5, 2005 Full Review Coach Carter (2005) 63% 3.5/5 EDIT “It's not about the movie, it's about the message, but I can honestly say the movie is pretty good too.” – cymovies.tk Jan 10, 2005 Full Review Playing God (1997) 16% 5/5 EDIT “” – cymovies.tk Sep 27, 2004 Full Review Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) 71% 2.5/5 EDIT “[Director Kerry Conran] is throwing us in a pool of nostalgia and hoping we wouldn't notice the chlorine is burning our eyes from the inside out.” – cymovies.tk Sep 27, 2004 Full Review Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) 90% 3.5/5 EDIT “J.K. Rowling should be proud; the movie only grazes on its potential wonder, but the film is better than it could have been.” – cymovies.tk Sep 22, 2004 Full Review Collateral (2004) 86% 4.5/5 EDIT “See Collateral for the crisp visuals, for the terrific musical score, for the stringent action, and for the thoughtful dialogue.” – cymovies.tk Sep 22, 2004 Full Review Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) 75% 3.5/5 EDIT “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is unspeakably, moronically, sophomorically hilarious.” – cymovies.tk Sep 22, 2004 Full Review The Manchurian Candidate (2004) 79% 4/5 EDIT “The movie made me wonder if something of this matter is actually going on right now -- maybe Bush is being controlled by an enslaved committee of retarded chimpanzees.” – cymovies.tk Sep 22, 2004 Full Review Hero (2002) 94% 5/5 EDIT “This year, Hero is a solid Oscar contender.” – cymovies.tk Sep 22, 2004 Full Review Spider-Man 2 (2004) 93% 5/5 EDIT “Put aside any prejudice and preconceptions of what a second entry usually is, and go see Spider-Man 2 - comic-book fan or not.” – cymovies.tk Sep 22, 2004 Full Review Shrek 2 (2004) 89% 4/5 EDIT “The most important statement to make is that Shrek 2 has a broad range of humour and will appeal to all ages, and that is why I recommend it.” – cymovies.tk Sep 22, 2004 Full Review
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