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David Johnson

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Starcrash (1979) 33% EDIT “This is 92 minutes of unrelenting insanity; it's not boring, it's crammed with antiquated, but charming special effects and there are cavemen. Cavemen! Cavemen fighting robots!” – DVD Verdict Sep 7, 2010 Full Review MacGruber (2010) 47% EDIT “With the dull bang of an improvised explosive device constructed from chewing gum and grated cheese, you and your potential detonate in an unimpressive puff of smoke.” – DVD Verdict Sep 7, 2010 Full Review Killers (2010) 10% EDIT “I had a feeling Killers was going to be a kick in the groin, but I had no idea it would be wearing one of those From Russia with Love knife-shoes.” – DVD Verdict Sep 7, 2010 Full Review To Save a Life (2010) 38% EDIT “Hits the right balance between not shying away from its message and not wielding that message like a battle mace.” – DVD Verdict Sep 7, 2010 Full Review Furry Vengeance (2010) 8% EDIT “Like a broadsword colonic, just with more screaming.” – DVD Verdict Aug 17, 2010 Full Review Wolf Moon (2009) EDIT “Put this wolf down.” – DVD Verdict Jul 8, 2010 Full Review Circle of Pain (2010) EDIT “You've seen this all before, likely with fewer boobs and more action.” – DVD Verdict Jul 8, 2010 Full Review Power Kids (2009) EDIT “Terrorists attack a hospital and a group of Muay Thai-practicing kids battle them to ensure their little friend gets the surgery he needs to live. How a movie with this premise can be so screwed up is baffling.” – DVD Verdict Jul 8, 2010 Full Review Undisputed III: Redemption (2010) EDIT “Seriously, it's awesome.” – DVD Verdict Jul 8, 2010 Full Review From Paris With Love (2010) 37% EDIT “From Paris with Love is a fat, juicy waste of time.” – DVD Verdict Jul 8, 2010 Full Review Legend of the Tsunami Warrior (2008) EDIT “I may not be completely off the Thai actioner bandwagon, but an overproduced headache like this film does little to convince me to stay on board.” – DVD Verdict Jul 8, 2010 Full Review EDIT “Predictable and dopey from start to finish.” – DVD Verdict May 17, 2010 Full Review Leap Year (2010) 24% EDIT “It doesn't matter how big a dick a guy is, if there's a vista to be seen, love is inevitable.” – DVD Verdict May 17, 2010 Full Review Haeundae (2009) EDIT “If you're a lover of disaster movies and Roland Emmerich hasn't completely sandblasted your enjoyment of the genre, then I can recommend Tidal Wave for your mayhem digestion.” – DVD Verdict May 17, 2010 Full Review Skills Like This (2007) 59% EDIT “A nifty under-the-radar feature.” – DVD Verdict May 6, 2010 Full Review The 14 Amazons (1972) EDIT “It's all about the girl power and the Amazons deliver.” – DVD Verdict Apr 19, 2010 Full Review District 13: Ultimatum (2009) 75% EDIT “A lot less violent than its predecessor but a little more fun.” – DVD Verdict Apr 19, 2010 Full Review Red Cliff (2008) 89% EDIT “It's a Risk junkie's wet dream” – DVD Verdict Mar 26, 2010 Full Review Toxic Skies (2008) EDIT “I mentioned bloody stool earlier in the review and I'm going to bring it back again so it's the lasting visual that stays with you any time you think of Toxic Skies.” – DVD Verdict Mar 26, 2010 Full Review Undefeatable (1994) EDIT “Whenever I type this movie's title, I get the squiggly red line. There's a metaphor in there somewhere for the overall experience.” – DVD Verdict Mar 26, 2010 Full Review Sherlock Holmes (2009) 70% EDIT “While one wouldn't normally equate Victorian England with big-ass explosions, I bought it.” – DVD Verdict Mar 26, 2010 Full Review Bitch Slap (2009) 33% EDIT “Flash, sizzle, and nothing else.” – DVD Verdict Mar 19, 2010 Full Review Sharpe's Peril (2008) EDIT “Richard Sharpe is a badass. Sean Bean is a badass. And when you combine the character and the actor, friend, you've got yourself a big, piping hot bowl of Badass Stew.” – DVD Verdict Mar 18, 2010 Full Review The Fourth Kind (2009) 18% EDIT “Do we finally have an alien abduction movie that outdoes those 20 useable minutes of Fire in the Sky?” – DVD Verdict Mar 16, 2010 Full Review Ninja Assassin (2009) 26% EDIT “Ninja Assassin is swimming in the shallow end of the pool, but it's thrashing about violently and is lots of fun to watch.” – DVD Verdict Mar 16, 2010 Full Review
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