Kevin Jones & Adam Mast
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Biography:
I grew up in Salt Lake City, and some of my most formative memories revolve around walking to and from my Little League baseball games right through throngs of Hippies in Sugar House Park. It was the summer of love and little did these long-haired dopers know that I knew more about the Beatles, the Dead, The Doors, Cream, Jefferson Airplane etc. than they did. Growing up in Mormon society so strongly influenced by the music and ethos of the 60s was not always easy, but it 'was' interesting. I've lead a varied life - graduating summa cum laude and valedictorian from Southern Utah University (home of the Tony Award winning Utah Shakespearean Festival)
I failed to do much with the two degrees that I graduated with (Political Science and Psychology) and after spending a few years just living on the beach and writing songs, I wound up in business with a couple of guys I played college football with (one of whom played special teams for the Raiders for 3 seasons). Withing two years I was the Vice President of a multi-million dollar chain of Bodybuilding stores called Max Muscle. Between 1983 - 95 I lived all over Southern California from Burbank to San Juan Capistrano - and my passionate avocation has always been film and music. My first wife and I lived for concerts and premieres - we were rich, childless and fancy-free and thought nothing of flying to New York City for the weekend just to see a film. Alas, these salad days would come to a pathetic conclusion, as I left California alone - a decision made hastily when my wife ran off with Stephen Baldwin (talk about Usual Suspects?)
Thus heartbroken and cuckolded at the hands of those uncircumcised Philistines the Baldwins, I sought refuge in the desert climes of St. George Utah. After a year long lost weekend where I traveled the country playing my original songs in bars and coffee houses all along Route 66, I returned to accept a job as Editor for Southern Utah's premiere Arts and Entertainment publication, The Independent. Writing humor as the Boneman (a nickname I received from a bodybuilding friend of mine - Flex Wheeler) and transforming the Indy from a 12 page rag - to a fat, colorful compendium of Art, Theatre, Music, and of course Cinematic information - both local and national. Among the writers I inherited was one very good film critic, Adam Mast (whom at the time, was about the only reason to pick up the paper).
Due to our mutual passion for film we became fast friends (he’s still the only person I know who has a greater erudition when it comes to film). Not only is he a partner in zboneman.com the website we created together, but a trusted friend. His influence got me interested in film critique and together we attempt to see every film released (within the realm of possibility.) Adam and myself have created a Halloween film festival "Horrorfest" this year will be it's 5th year and it has grown into a monster (pardon the pun). Along with Bruce Bennett (another man of the Vine) we have created the Southern Utah Film Society and, though it's very much in it's infancy, early response has been astonishing. We live in an area where many Hollywood retirees migrate to and it has been terribly gratifying to see them turn out in droves.
In the wake of the now defunct Eclipse Film Festival which was originally created by friends and acquaintances of myself and Adam we are trying to salvage some of the excitement that it had generated by taking up the reigns of a guerrilla film competition that Eclipse started in its last year of existence. The response has been so overwhelming that we’ve had to limit the number of participants to 20 teams, but we’ve decided to conduct the event twice a year. One to correspond with the St. George Art Festival and the other in conjunction with Horrorfest. Zboneman.com is mainly geared toward film, but we also review albums and you can peruse 8 years worth of my humor columns as well.
Humor is a large part of what we do, I’ll take a studio still from every film and give it an amusing caption - something EW is now doing and now again they just crib one of mine word for word. I don’t care - if nothing else it’s flattering and amusing in a way. Particularly for our loyal readership, whom often inform me when they notice EW using one of my lines. In any case we’re very excited to be part of the rottentomatoes ranks. We recently met and befriended Binh and Senh at Showest in Las Vegas and were totally starstruck. There is only one other website in existence that’s in the same league as rottentomatoes, but let’s face it RT is the coolest film site under the stars and I know I speak for Adam when I say it is a huge thrill and an honor to be included among the finest film critics in the world. Thanks guys.
Favorites:
To Kill a Mockingbird, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Manhattan, Field of Dreams, Barton Fink, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sideways, Capote.
The Saratov Approach (2013)
67%
EDIT
“Seek it out. It's well worth it.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 17, 2014
Full Review
American Gangster (2007)
81%
A-
EDIT
“The final moments of American Gangster are most unexpected. What ultimately becomes of Frank Lucas is extremely fascinating, though there's some controversy about the historical accuracy.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
The Golden Compass (2007)
42%
C+
EDIT
“The spunky Dakota Blue Richards is wonderful in the lead. Her self confidence makes the adventure more tolerable than it might have otherwise been.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
75%
B+
EDIT
“John C. Reilly is an absolute riot as the clueless but lovable Cox. He and the rest of the cast play it dead straight right down the line and that is a big key to the film's overall success” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
12%
D+
EDIT
“Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem plays like Team America: World Police only the humor here is unintentional and the performances are far more wooden.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
I'm Not There (2007)
76%
B
EDIT
“If you're going into this one hoping for the Dylan equivalent of Walk The Line or Ray, you're likely to be disappointed.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007)
86%
A-
EDIT
“Johnny Depp is positively mesmerizing as Todd. Even though this character continuously commits horrific acts, Depp somehow manages to keep him sympathetic and in some respects, even likable.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
The Orphanage (2007)
87%
B+
EDIT
“In the end, The Orphanage provides some of the biggest scares you're likely to see in a movie all year, but ultimately this is one of those clever movies that defies categorization.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
28%
B-
EDIT
“With its themes of family and a humorous, if a tad obvious, stab at the recording industry, the harmless Alvin and the Chipmunks is a fun time for the whole family.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
I Am Legend (2007)
68%
B
EDIT
“Between a soulful Smith, the compelling first hour of this end of the world epic, and the kick ass Dark Knight trailer that preceded the film, I was won over by the experience as a whole.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
Atonement (2007)
83%
B
EDIT
“Atonement is one of the most praised films of the year, but if you ask me, it's somewhat overpraised - it never quite reaches the emotional heft it aspires to.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)
35%
C-
EDIT
“Throughout the first act of the film I thought I'd possibly injured an occular muscle by the sheer number of times I rolled my eyes.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 22, 2008
Full Review
Juno (2007)
93%
B+
EDIT
“Ellen Page is a revelation in the lead. She had already won me over with her stunning work in Hard Candy, but Juno will be a bigger stepping stone for her.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 21, 2008
Full Review
Cloverfield (2008)
78%
B+
EDIT
“For my money this isn't the second coming of the classic monster movie, but it is an incredibly entertaining roller coaster ride.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Jan 21, 2008
Full Review
Gone Baby Gone (2007)
94%
A-
EDIT
“This is one challenging movie experience. And it's great to see Ben Affleck back at the top of his game.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
Full Review
The Heartbreak Kid (2007)
29%
C-
EDIT
“A few of the laughs work, but most fall flat. What's most disheartening is that the thing most lacking in this insipid remake (which the Farrelly's usually bring in spades is heart and charm.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
Full Review
30 Days of Night (2007)
50%
B
EDIT
“30 Days of Night delivers the goods more often than not. It's creepy and atmospheric and clearly fashioned by a fan of the genre.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
Full Review
Michael Clayton (2007)
90%
B-
EDIT
“What I like most about the movie is that we're never quite sure what kind of person Clayton really is until the very end of the picture.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
Full Review
Saw IV (2007)
19%
C-
EDIT
“Saw IV was in such an apparent rush to make its Halloween deadline, that the story suffered more than any of the film's numerous victims.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
Full Review
Across the Universe (2007)
53%
B-
EDIT
“Across the Universe puts the viewer in a dreamlike state. This isn't a great movie, but it's certainly an interesting (and innovative) one.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
Full Review
The Darjeeling Limited (2007)
69%
C+
EDIT
“The thirteen minute mini movie is edgy, sweet, and sexy, and it actually moved me more than the film that inspired it.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
Full Review
Into the Wild (2007)
83%
B+
EDIT
“Into the Wild is uneasy at times, but it's haunting and poetic, and I can't wait to see it again.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
Full Review
Lions for Lambs (2007)
28%
B
EDIT
“You'd expect a film like this to be extremely heavy handed. Like March it goes out like a lamb.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
Full Review
Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
81%
B+
EDIT
“What's really special about this film is the genuine love and affection on display throughout.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
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Bee Movie (2007)
49%
B-
EDIT
“Bee Movie isn't without its charm. Jerry Seinfeld is a lot of fun here, and chances are his involvement alone will be enough to win over audiences.” –
zBoneman Movie Reviews
Dec 6, 2007
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