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Tess Lynch

Tess Lynch's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
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Hemlock Grove: Season 1 (2013) 26% EDIT “Unfortunately, watching the whole thing was less like some kind of insane, bloody feast of oohs and aahs and surprises, and more like eating $28 of McDonald's in your car late at night.” – Grantland Jan 15, 2019 Full Review American Horror Story: Season 2, Episode 9 (2012) EDIT “Perpetual man-baby Thredson is back on the loose, so mommies, padlock your chastity belts.” – Grantland Aug 30, 2016 Full Review American Horror Story: Season 2, Episode 10 (2013) EDIT “Just when you think American Horror Story: Asylum can't possibly get more Baroque, it shimmies up a gilded spire and tosses a zillion putti at your head until you beg for mercy.” – Grantland Aug 30, 2016 Full Review American Horror Story: Season 2, Episode 11 (2013) EDIT “Perhaps it's not surprising, considering the trajectory of this season, that episode number 11 of 13 doesn't waste any time reflecting on past events - it expects you to do most of the work yourself.” – Grantland Aug 30, 2016 Full Review American Horror Story: Season 2, Episode 12 (2013) EDIT “I'm totally flummoxed and disappointed by certain aspects of last night's episode, namely the fact that Kit Walker (Evan Peters) had the unbelievable bad luck to cohabitate with two ax murderers. Ax murdering is not contagious: It is not the flu.” – Grantland Aug 30, 2016 Full Review American Horror Story: Season 2, Episode 13 (2013) EDIT “This finale was palpably satisfying, like eating an entire pizza by yourself with no one watching.” – Grantland Aug 30, 2016 Full Review American Horror Story: Season 2, Episode 8 (2012) EDIT “I guess it was time for an episodic bridge, an installment with dialogue set to soap-opera music (and an instrumental of the creepiest carol, "Hark How the Bells"), but it seemed a little bit on the nose compared to weeks past.” – Grantland Aug 30, 2016 Full Review The Walking Dead: Season 3, Episode 11 (2013) EDIT “The show's grip on me grows tighter throughout the episode, and by the time the prison crew starts pitching that Andrea kill the Governor ("you chose a warm bed over a friend") after a schnookle session, I'm kind of hooked.” – Grantland Jul 30, 2015 Full Review Penny Dreadful: Season 1 (2014) 81% EDIT “Penny Dreadful is luxurious Gothic fan fiction, but after just two hours, it proves why that might not be a bad thing.” – Grantland May 9, 2014 Full Review
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