A Haunted House
2013, Comedy/Horror, 1h 26m
53 Reviews 50,000+ RatingsWhat to know
A Haunted House seeks to offend every sensibility, but it's greatest sin: not being funny! Read critic reviews
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Malcolm
Kisha
Father Williams
Dan the Security Man
Chip the Psychic
Rosa
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Critic Reviews for A Haunted House
All Critics (53) | Top Critics (18) | Fresh (5) | Rotten (48)
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Heck, worse films starring Robert De Niro have been released this year.
June 21, 2013 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review… -
Dreadful.
May 27, 2013 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review… -
You know a fright-flick craze is in danger of running its course when Marlon Wayans comes along to broadly, belatedly spoof it.
January 25, 2013 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review… -
Along comes Marlon Wayans to do in A Haunted House what he once did in Scary Movie. And do it much, much worse.
January 25, 2013 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review… -
A movie that offends every moral sensibility but delivers few comedic rewards.
January 24, 2013 | Rating: 0.5/4 | Full Review… -
It's like watching a snuff film, only it's the audience who's dying inside.
January 18, 2013 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review…
Audience Reviews for A Haunted House
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Feb 13, 2014Ah whatever, I dug "A Haunted House" which had me chuckling a fair bit throughout the movie. Sue me.ZACHO D Super Reviewer
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Sep 19, 2013A film so monotonous, so lazy, so underwhelming that it is only mildly tolerable because of its 'all-star' supporting cast, which consists of the likes of Nick Swardson, Cedric the Entertainer, J.B. Smoove, Andrew Daly and David Koechner. (Heavy sarcasm implied, hence the quotation marks.) Don't watch it with people you hold in high esteem unless those said people have an appreciation for fart/gay/masturbation jokes and (probably) inflicting both mental and physical pain upon themselves. I mean, seriously, just how bad must one film be in order for an appearance from Nick Swardson to be considered a redeeming quality?Stephen E Super Reviewer
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Sep 14, 2013A Haunted House to my surprise is one of the better horror spoofs I've seen since the first Scary Movie, and unless you have no sense of humor and a stick up your ass, then you'll probably find some humor in this film. I'm a pretty big fan of the Wayans brothers works and maybe that's why I'm one of the very few that actually had a fun time with this raunchy spoof and I think that there are far more worse films out there than this one. A Haunted House may not be a very clever spoof but most of the jokes were pretty hilarious if you like Reno 911! type of off the wall humor. It's a prime example that just because a movie has horrible reviews from just about every critic out there, doesn't necessarily mean that you won't enjoy it, because in the end that's all that matters. Bring on the sequel, because I could care less about the haters opinions. Marlon Wayans has made some pretty downright horrible films in the past like Dance Flick, Norbit, Dungeons and Dragons, and Marmaduke. This film though is one of his better comedic efforts at pure spoofing and his main and clear target is the Paranormal Activity series and he mostly gets the job done. He is an unapologetic and fearless comedic actor, who is willing to do anything for a laugh and I'm surprise that he hasn't hosted Saturday Night Live yet. Essence Atkins has great comedic timing and has great chemistry with Marlon Wayons and she makes a great comedic duo with him. The rest of the cast brought their game as well and were hilarious, including David Koechner as Dan the security man, Dave Sheridan as Bob his assistant, Nick Swardson as Chip the gay Psychic and Cedric the Entertainer as Father Williams, the list goes on. Director, Michael Tiddes makes his major film debut with A Haunted House, and though it's nowhere near an impressive one, it's not a horrible one either. He could of made more daring turns, but for a first time spoof he definitely picked the right guy to team up with. The writing, though far from clever, was consistently funny for the majority of the film and got the job done of making me laugh, thanks to writing team Marlon Wayons and Rick Alvarez. Overall, it was obvious that the filmmakers weren't going for a solid film, but they all seem to be having a blast spoofing the Paranormal Activity films and for that alone got the job done. Sure spoofs are getting old and should of been obsolete, but A Haunted House made me find the guilty pleasure in them all over again. For a film with so many bad reviews, I surprisingly had a pretty hysterical time watching A Haunted House and might actually watch its sequel in theaters.Matt S Super Reviewer
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Sep 11, 2013It is what you should expect.Thomas J Super Reviewer
A Haunted House Quotes
| Kisha: | There's a ghost in the house! |
| Malcolm: | There's a ghost in your ass. (Referring to her farting the last night) |
| Malcolm: | There's a ghost in your ass. |
| Malcolm: | Bitch, there's a ghost in the house! Deuces! |
| Chip the Psychic: | I would say watermelon, but that could be racist. |
| Dan "the Man": | I would say watermelon, but that could be racist. |
| Malcolm: | Nobody is going to hurt you on my watch. Unless somebody has a gun. |
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