The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
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All I can say is gobbledegook!
This is too slow too often to be any sort of cult classic, but some of the shit in here is incomprehensibly bizarre and awesome. Like...the intermittent narration about the dangers of "introducing chemicals to your body" by a man choking on his cigarette. Or having sex with a turkey-headed man. Or the same canned scream repeating itself fifteen times on end. Or the editing, which I easily could have done a better job of. Or...I don't know. I could go on forever. This is just surreal.
What a hilariously bad flick! A Christian young man smokes pot and turns into a killer turkey monster. The tape I saw broke in with a narrator every so often who smoked the whole time, and ended the film with a coughing fit.
Beware, The Turkey Monster! A truly amazing film that is an anti-drug, pro-Christianity, over the top gory, horror/morality film with a man who becomes a bloodthirsty, horrific, rampaging were-turkey. This anti drug fable is narrated by a chainsmoking gentleman who happens to have a coughing fit in the middle of a take. The lead in the film is some guy who used to play Tarzan, but got badly burned and wound up making b-movie, kind of a sad story, but this movie wouldn't be the same without him. What a performance! It seems like it should be a tongue in cheek, homage to exploitation films, but trust me, everyone in this is sincere and serious. Really has to be seen, many, many times, to be believed.
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