Caffeine

2007

Caffeine

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A cozy coffeehouse serves as the setting for director John Cosgrove's over-caffeinated tale of sexual peccadilloes and complicated relationships starring Mena Suvari, Katherine Heigl, and Breckin Meyer. It's a typical lunch hour in London, and The Black Cat Café is fast filling up with patrons whose sexual lives have become a tangled web of infidelity, kinky idiosyncrasies, and betrayal. Stoned on some of the most potent weed in jolly old England, a neurotic young commitment-phobe attempts to keep his cool when he has an unexpected run-in with his bitter ex-girlfriend. But he's not the only one whose secrets are about to come out today, because after a shy young lady is forced to fend off a boorish blind date whose preconception of her couldn't be more wrong, a possessive boyfriend discovers that his current girlfriend was once a well-known adult film star. Later, after a fragile old lady mistakes a patron for the ex-husband she once found in a compromising position with a kinky prostitute and a high-powered attorney discovers that her husband-to-be likes to dress in ladies' clothes, the manager's boyfriend claims that a recent ménage à trois is perfectly forgivable since it was conducted with a pair of identical twins.

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Cast

Mena Suvari
as Vanessa
Marsha Thomason
as Rachel
Katherine Heigl
as Laura
Andrew Lee Potts
as Mike
Mike Vogel
as Danny
Breckin Meyer
as Dylan
Callum Blue
as Charlie
Mark Pellegrino
as Tom
Sonya Walger
as Gloria
Orlando Seale
as Mark
Paula Jane Newman
as Annoying Lady
Brian J. Watson
as Porn Star
Roz Witt
as Lucy, Vanessa's Grandma
Steve Humphreys
as Sean
Bridget Ann Brno
as Naughty Nurse
Nikki Collins
as Tarty Girl No.1
Teena Collins
as Tarty Girl No.2
Brooke Mason
as Customer No.4
Jules Leyser
as Angela
Daz Crawford
as Steve
Andrew Ableson
as John
Mark Dymond
as David
Neil Dickson
as Mr. Davies
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Audience Reviews for Caffeine

  • Feb 25, 2009
    Caffeine is a movie which you think you know how it goes, but still watch it! It doesn't offer much, same old story lines, funny dialogue, unnecessary scenes. Centers around cafe in London, it tells us the story of the people inside the cafe. it might be the worker, owner or customers. it holds right up to it, i dont find anything 'boring' or dragging, yeah some unnecessary scenes, but it wrapped up good. it's an independent movie which offer big names such as, Mena suvari, Breckin meyer and Katherine heigel (Don't see the movie just to see her, she had a very minor role. wonder why she signed this?!) overall give it a try, for a lazy day! 6/10.
    Mesh B Super Reviewer
  • Aug 05, 2008
    Caffeine is a movie which you think you know how it goes, but still watch it! It doesn't offer much, same old story lines, funny dialogue, unnecessary scenes. Centers around cafe in London, it tells us the story of the people inside the cafe. it might be the worker, owner or customers. it holds right up to it, i dont find anything 'boring' or dragging, yeah some unnecessary scenes, but it wrapped up good. it's an independent movie which offer big names such as, Mena suvari, Breckin meyer and Katherine heigel (Don't see the movie just to see her, she had a very minor role. wonder why she signed this?!) overall give it a try, for a lazy day! 6/10.
    Cancelled U Super Reviewer
  • Jan 19, 2008
    I feel guilty rating this a three in case anyone actually thinks it's good and rents it out on my recommendation! However, it did manage to hold my attention, maybe due to the horror of Mena Suvari and an "uglifed" Katherine Heigl, doing really bad English accents. Why they didn't just leave this set in the US and use their own accents, I have no idea, it would have worked just as well, and there was no real reason for it to be set in the UK anyhow! I rated it a three because that's kind of my "average" rating, and I did find it interesting enough to watch it all the way through, (which I originally doubted I would be able to do!), and found it okay even with the bad acting, bad accents and bad story! Rent at your own risk!
    Nicki M Super Reviewer
  • Jun 18, 2007
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