Damned River Reviews

  • Apr 04, 2020

    I liked it. An insane bad guy, but they managed to make it! Scythed, yes, but action-packed.

    I liked it. An insane bad guy, but they managed to make it! Scythed, yes, but action-packed.

  • Sep 13, 2015

    Has its moments. But as a low budget, its standard!

    Has its moments. But as a low budget, its standard!

  • Jul 31, 2012

    I love me a good rafting adventure (THE RIVER WILD anyone?). The only thing I need to know is, who in their right mind would go rafting in Zimbabwe for fun?! I mean who the hell was their travel agent?

    I love me a good rafting adventure (THE RIVER WILD anyone?). The only thing I need to know is, who in their right mind would go rafting in Zimbabwe for fun?! I mean who the hell was their travel agent?

  • Feb 20, 2011

    Lots of classic one liners to pull out on raft trips

    Lots of classic one liners to pull out on raft trips

  • Nov 21, 2010

    While filmed ok, the acting from these no name actors is high school grade. The American tourists are as naive and as white fool as they come. Four young Americans, on vacation in Africa, test themselves by rafting on the challenging, treacherous rapids of the Zambezi River and find themselves stalked by a pathological killer. The only real test is how to deal with the tour guide. The tour guide is jerk and war psycho and acts as terrible as his customers. Purely for youngest film buffs out there. They might be impressed. The rest of more experieced film goers would be better off seeing an elementary school play. Cast Stephen Shellen Lisa Aliff Marc Poppel John Terlesky Bradford Bancroft Crew Cinematographer: George Tirl Composer: James Stemple Co-Producer : Conrad Hool Costume Designer: Poppy Cannon-Reese Director: Michael Schroeder Editor: Mark Conte Producer: Lance Hool Screenplay: John Crowther

    While filmed ok, the acting from these no name actors is high school grade. The American tourists are as naive and as white fool as they come. Four young Americans, on vacation in Africa, test themselves by rafting on the challenging, treacherous rapids of the Zambezi River and find themselves stalked by a pathological killer. The only real test is how to deal with the tour guide. The tour guide is jerk and war psycho and acts as terrible as his customers. Purely for youngest film buffs out there. They might be impressed. The rest of more experieced film goers would be better off seeing an elementary school play. Cast Stephen Shellen Lisa Aliff Marc Poppel John Terlesky Bradford Bancroft Crew Cinematographer: George Tirl Composer: James Stemple Co-Producer : Conrad Hool Costume Designer: Poppy Cannon-Reese Director: Michael Schroeder Editor: Mark Conte Producer: Lance Hool Screenplay: John Crowther

  • May 28, 2008

    It's The River Wild, but funnier and about 6 billion percent more mental. Cheese factor = 10.

    It's The River Wild, but funnier and about 6 billion percent more mental. Cheese factor = 10.

  • Jan 23, 2007

    Escellent, it is very moving.

    Escellent, it is very moving.