Eat Locals (2016) - Rotten Tomatoes

Eat Locals (2016)




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Movie Info

In a quiet countryside farmhouse, Britain's vampires gather together for their once-every-fifty-years meeting. Others will be joining them too; Sebastian Crockett, an unwitting Essex boy who thinks he's on a promise with sexy cougar Vanessa; and a detachment of Special Forces vampire killers who have bitten off more than they can chew. This is certainly going to be a night to remember... and for some of them it will be their last.


Billy Cook
as Sebastian
Dexter Fletcher
as Mr. Thatcher
Eve Myles
as Vanessa
Ruth Jones
as Mrs. Thatcher
Vincent Regan
as The Duke
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Critic Reviews for Eat Locals

All Critics (12) | Top Critics (1)

A low-budget British vampire comedy with more bark than bite, Eat Locals feels like a school reunion project for survivors of Guy Ritchie's early gangster films.

August 31, 2017 | Full Review…

...any movie where a granny vampire lets loose with a machine gun to the strains of The Damned has its heart in the right place.

January 7, 2018 | Full Review…

There is enough ability here for sure to make this worth a look. But somewhere between page and screen, whatever it was that attracted all that talent has evaporated into the night.

November 9, 2017 | Rating: 4/10 | Full Review…

It's an energetic but unsurprising film, with Flemyng's most obvious contribution being his gathering of an above-par cast that includes old colleagues such as Charlie Cox and Dexter Fletcher.

September 5, 2017 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

Be warned, the wittiest thing about this bite-sized-budget Brit horror is its misleading title.

September 1, 2017 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

Nothing works in the directing debut of noted character actor Jason Flemyng.

August 31, 2017 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…

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