Feast Reviews

October 2, 2006
It works as a funny and slicker-than-expected parody of the genre.
September 30, 2006
The first two "Project Greenlight" films got only brief local runs. Feast isn't likely to do much better.
September 23, 2006
September 23, 2006
Who knows what might have happened if he had the time and the leverage to smooth out the rough edges, but material this junky can only be salvaged for so much scrap.
September 23, 2006
When monsters attack, the camera gets all jerky, creating the horror effect known as motion sickness.
September 22, 2006
While the reality television series that chronicled the making of this low-budget horror film last year was extremely entertaining, the piece of cinema that resulted is kind of a bore.
September 22, 2006
[Director John Gulager] shows a little flair for the genre, though the editing is so frenetic you really can't see what's going on (a blessing, considering how cheesy the monsters look and move).
September 22, 2006
This no-budget Project Greenlight production (the third and last) is a fountain of wit as well as gore.
September 22, 2006
It's not good, not be a long shot, but it certainly isn't so awful its studio should be treating it like a disease-ridden humming bird only good for a few shots of pellet gun target practice.
September 21, 2006
The word 'unwatchable' is overused when it comes to bad movies, but this is a case when its employment does not represent hyperbole.
September 20, 2006
Basically throwing together familiar horror ideas without focusing on any in particular, Feast hopes its wild tone will compensate for the lack of distinctive characters or ideas.
September 20, 2006
Feast isn't quite demented enough to reach Raimi-an heights, but Gulager uses parts of the monster-movie buffalo even the buffalo didn't know existed.
September 20, 2006
Rather than catching Feast during its limited midnight-movie theatrical release, one can enjoy comparable B-movie goofiness via any Saturday-night Sci-Fi Channel offering.