The Fog Reviews
October 15, 2018
In a world where John Carpenter's The Fog still exists, I cannot think of a single valid reason to watch this.
April 29, 2009
These studios just don't know when to quit while they're ahead.
August 16, 2007
Never will you wish more fervently for an Adrienne Barbeau cameo, just for old time's sake. Your prayers will be in vain.
July 14, 2007
Even the geography of the film doesn't seem to make sense.
July 6, 2007
So concerned is the film with contriving at least one gratuitous jump-fright every five minutes that elements like character and story soon become lost in the fog.
March 6, 2007
The production values are above par, but as in Carpenter's original, seeing ghosts is less scary than imagining them.
June 24, 2006
Yet another anaemic horror retread starring a cast of good-looking TV totty.
May 12, 2006
A lousy remake of a not-so-good John Carpenter film.
March 11, 2006
With dialogue as dorky as the words new screenwriter Cooper Lane stuffed in their mouths, none of the hapless cast members could have sounded convincing.
February 25, 2006
If you are a fan of the original film, this remake might interest you. It's not badly made. But why was it made at all?
February 23, 2006
...the latest in a long line of needless horror remakes..
February 23, 2006
The actors do their best, under the circumstances. Welling makes an engaging lead and Grace employs her trademarked wounded, fragile look (that serves her so well in Lost) to good effect and wanders around in her underwear a lot.
February 22, 2006
A mediocre remake of a 1980s horror movie of the same name which wasn't that good to begin with.
February 3, 2006
A dull, stupid, boring picture, inferior in every way to the John Carpenter film it remakes, but it's bad for the same reason a lot of effects-driven movies are bad.