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Hardbodies (1984)

Hardbodies

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Three middle-aged men take off for the beach in search of sex and happiness in this comedy that does not think much, and so it partly is. When the three older men arrive at the sea and surf, sex is not exactly forthcoming because they have lost the knack of picking up women. Enter the local hunk Scotty (Grant Kramer) who brings them up to speed, and, voilą, the men are miraculously able to overcome their obvious flaws and attract the younger women they desire. Even though they are together, the three men are not alike -- Hunter (Gary Wood) is a dedicated lecher and when he gets involved with Scotty's girlfriend Kristie (Teal Roberts), trouble starts to brew. Rounder (Michael Rapaport) is likeable and funny, and Ashby (Sorrells Picard) finally opts out of their joint venture. Most of these characters and their sexual hang-ups and interests and humor soon pale like a tan in winter, long before the last sunset has faded into night.more
Rating: R
Genre: Comedy
Directed By: ,
Written By: Eric Alter, Steven Greene, Mark Griffiths
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Sony Pictures Entertainment

Cast

Gary Wood
as Hunter
Teal Roberts
as Kristie
Cindy Silver
as Kimberly
Kristi Somers
as Michelle
Marvin Katzoff
as Dorky Geek
Kip Waldo
as Head Geek
Chuck Hart
as Young Geek
Kane Hodder
as Old Geek
Kit Hamilton
as Hardbodies in Car
Ericka Dockery
as Hardbodies in Car
Karen Lee Kelly
as Hardbody on Bike
Leslee Bremer
as Photo Session Hardbo...
Karen LaVoie
as Jogging Hardbody
Kathleen Kinmont
as Pretty Skater
Louise Baker
as Rocco's Girl
David Spector
as Krok (Group in Club)
Steve Workman
as Hair Stylist
Marcia Karr
as Hardbody on Stairs
Jackie Easton
as Girl in Dressing Roo...
Mark Wilson
as Partygoer
Janet Gardner
as Vixen Lead Vocalist
Jan Kuehnemund
as Lead Guitar
Emily Longstreth
as Girl on Skates (uncr...
Tamara Ivanov
as Rhythm Guitar
Steve Gold
as Fransey
Joyce Jameson
as Rounder's Mom
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½

Its been many a year since I last saw this T & A romp and apparently I saw it alot more than I realized because not only could I quote the movie here and there I actually found myself singing the theme song.
Its the epitome of 80's sleeze in a purely fun way.
There were even a few surprises this time 'round:
Kane Hodder plays a small role called 'Older Geek' and he was a stunt coordinator.
Kathleen Kinmont plays a hot, hot skater.
And the song Party Time mostly known from Return of the Living Dead is in the film twice.

thefog1331
A.D. Villarreal

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Hardbodies - Cinematic Masterpiece
This 1984 classic exceeds all expectations - the story never takes itself too seriously and holds up just as well today as the day it was made - this movie has a lot of good laughs and one liners - also, Steve Gold should have won an Academy Award for his portrayal of "Farnsey", a scene stealing, robe wearing, toupee loving womanizer who is introduced during the film's final act

J M.
J Martin
½

I have no idea how or why this came up on my Roku recommendations, although I thought it might provide some nostalgic, 1980s campy fun complete with gigantic boomboxes, roller skates, terrible fashions and even worse hairstyles. It wasn't fun. It's painful to watch three middle actors playing caricatures making complete asses of themselves. I was embarrassed for them just watching it. I gave it the extra half-star for all the shapely bare breasts, but this film proves that there is indeed "too much of a good thing." Just like gorging yourself on [insert food vice here], it just leaves you feeling indifferent at best, queasy at worst. I know movies like this are supposed to be fluff and aren't intended to provoke thought, but it didn't quite have to be so vapid and unsubstantial.

aih001
Aaron Hilbun

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