George Schaefer Director Harry Anderson Elwood P. Dowd Actor Swoosie Kurtz Veta Simmons Actor Leslie Nielsen Dr. Chumley Actor Lisa Akey Myrtle Mae Simmons Actor Jessica Hecht Miss Ruth Kelly Actor Jim O'Heir Duane Wilson Actor William Schallert Judge Gaffney Actor Robert Wisden Dr. Sanderson Actor Jonathan Banks C.J. Lofgren Actor Lynda Boyd Mrs. Chumley Actor Alex Ferguson Zabladowski Actor Sheila Moore Mrs. Chauvenet Actor Sheelah Megill Miss Tewksbury Actor Robin Kelly Mrs. Greenwalt Actor Ingrid Tesch Girl Reporter Actor Dolly Scarr Campaign Girl Actor Dolores Drake Big Nurse Actor Brendan Beiser First Cop Actor Alf Humphreys Second Cop Actor Don Gregory Executive Producer, Producer Robert Halmi Sr. Executive Producer Lisa Towers Producer