William Heins Director Paris Hilton Victoria English Actor Paula Garcés Gloria Actor Sarah Carter Kristen Actor Kerri Kenney Kathy Actor Simon Rex Derek Actor Geoffrey Arend Dax Actor Holly Valance Jessica Actor Noureen DeWulf PooPoo Actor Alexis Thorpe Morgan Actor Amanda Rowan Trista Actor Nicky Hilton Rothschild Unknown Actor Randy Spelling Kelly Actor Cheryl Guerriero Writer Jason Jordan Writer Matt Lawton Writer Anna Obropta Writer Juan Carlos Zapata Producer Jack Utsick Producer Fortunato Procopio Cinematographer Michael Matzdorff Film Editing Marcy Levitas Hamilton Film Editing George Folsey Jr. Film Editing Carlos Durango Original Music Ralph Rieckermann Original Music Ellen Falguiere Costume Design Charlotte Bourke Production Design Regina McLarney Set Decoration Ed Arenas Casting Jan Glaser Casting Christine Joyce Casting Monika Mikkelsen Casting