Spiderhole Reviews

  • Aug 31, 2020

    Starts out OK but lapses into PG-13 level torture porn. Lots of shouting. Meh.

    Starts out OK but lapses into PG-13 level torture porn. Lots of shouting. Meh.

  • Mar 14, 2015

    It's a really crap movie it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen it has a terrible story and the ending is crap

    It's a really crap movie it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen it has a terrible story and the ending is crap

  • Nov 09, 2014

    I couldn't even finish this. It was going to waste my time. I had to put an end to it.

    I couldn't even finish this. It was going to waste my time. I had to put an end to it.

  • Jun 14, 2014

    Well shot B movie with a Hostel type storyline.

    Well shot B movie with a Hostel type storyline.

  • May 22, 2014

    It's a great horror plot but it's lacking why why why??!! It doesn't really explain to us why the killer is killing, sort of just makes you wondering it can develop better

    It's a great horror plot but it's lacking why why why??!! It doesn't really explain to us why the killer is killing, sort of just makes you wondering it can develop better

  • Nov 30, 2013

    same ole tired 'scare tactics' here though its a tired ole warhorse

    same ole tired 'scare tactics' here though its a tired ole warhorse

  • Oct 30, 2013

    One line summary: Stoner squatter thieves search for and find their own damnation. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four homeless art students squat in a supposedly abandoned London house. Things go well for a while. The windows and doors look covered with old boards, which should be no problem to break into. The place has been abandoned for a number of years, and not everything works right at first. They discover some old clothes with fresh blood on them. That does not seem to set off their sense of danger. The next morning, joy turns to despair quickly enough. The windows covered with boards had solid metal beneath the boards; the back door was the same. The front door, which Toby so carefully broke into and re-engineered the previous night, has been bolted down with solid metal. Toby's tool box has gone missing, as has every cell phone they had. They try to get the attention of the police outside who are looking over there 'borrowed' van. Hm. The cops cannot hear them. The captor gasses them, then takes Toby away. The rest look for him, but have little success at first. Their captor ties up Zoe as well, then the torture segment starts. Luke and Molly think they have the drop on their captor. They end up killing Toby instead. Then the captor gasses them. He saws off Zoe's lower legs, then turns his attention to Luke and Molly. Molly manages to get free, and strikes her captor with an iron rod, but only once. She leaves that to chance. Molly finds what is left of Luke, then tries to find an exit, now that she has a set of keys. She also finds the captor's back-story which tells partially why he keeps repeating all the torture. Does Molly make it out alive? ---------Scores-------- Cinematography: 10/10 Love the 2.35 aspect ratio. This picture starts out beautifully on the visuals, and continues that way. Sound: 10/10 Creepy, good tracks, well chosen and recorded. Acting: 5/10 Could have been a lot better. Screenplay: 8/10 Tells a story, and does it fairly well.

    One line summary: Stoner squatter thieves search for and find their own damnation. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four homeless art students squat in a supposedly abandoned London house. Things go well for a while. The windows and doors look covered with old boards, which should be no problem to break into. The place has been abandoned for a number of years, and not everything works right at first. They discover some old clothes with fresh blood on them. That does not seem to set off their sense of danger. The next morning, joy turns to despair quickly enough. The windows covered with boards had solid metal beneath the boards; the back door was the same. The front door, which Toby so carefully broke into and re-engineered the previous night, has been bolted down with solid metal. Toby's tool box has gone missing, as has every cell phone they had. They try to get the attention of the police outside who are looking over there 'borrowed' van. Hm. The cops cannot hear them. The captor gasses them, then takes Toby away. The rest look for him, but have little success at first. Their captor ties up Zoe as well, then the torture segment starts. Luke and Molly think they have the drop on their captor. They end up killing Toby instead. Then the captor gasses them. He saws off Zoe's lower legs, then turns his attention to Luke and Molly. Molly manages to get free, and strikes her captor with an iron rod, but only once. She leaves that to chance. Molly finds what is left of Luke, then tries to find an exit, now that she has a set of keys. She also finds the captor's back-story which tells partially why he keeps repeating all the torture. Does Molly make it out alive? ---------Scores-------- Cinematography: 10/10 Love the 2.35 aspect ratio. This picture starts out beautifully on the visuals, and continues that way. Sound: 10/10 Creepy, good tracks, well chosen and recorded. Acting: 5/10 Could have been a lot better. Screenplay: 8/10 Tells a story, and does it fairly well.

  • Oct 20, 2013

    It's pretty frustrating at times, but overall I didn't think this was a bad horror movie. It's better than a lot of other crap that's out there.

    It's pretty frustrating at times, but overall I didn't think this was a bad horror movie. It's better than a lot of other crap that's out there.

  • Jan 22, 2013

    Spiderhole (Daniel Simpson, 2010) Generic torture-porn dreck that I can't even say really tries for anything interesting. Four art-school chums (The Hole's Emma Griffiths Malin, The Illusionist's Reuben-Henry Briggs, and two newcomers, George Maguire and Amy Noble), presumably to save money on dorm fees, decide to spend a semester as squatters in an abandoned building. All well and good, unless someone-or something-is already there when you show up... the movie makes an attempt to build suspense as to who or what is offing our unrelatable, unlikable foursome, but it fails pretty miserably; there are no hooks here that will make you care one way or the other. When you can't identify with anyone in a movie because the script is doing its best to make you despise everyone in it, something went seriously wrong somewhere along the way. * 1/2

    Spiderhole (Daniel Simpson, 2010) Generic torture-porn dreck that I can't even say really tries for anything interesting. Four art-school chums (The Hole's Emma Griffiths Malin, The Illusionist's Reuben-Henry Briggs, and two newcomers, George Maguire and Amy Noble), presumably to save money on dorm fees, decide to spend a semester as squatters in an abandoned building. All well and good, unless someone-or something-is already there when you show up... the movie makes an attempt to build suspense as to who or what is offing our unrelatable, unlikable foursome, but it fails pretty miserably; there are no hooks here that will make you care one way or the other. When you can't identify with anyone in a movie because the script is doing its best to make you despise everyone in it, something went seriously wrong somewhere along the way. * 1/2

  • Dec 03, 2012

    Tediously un-original, since when did the only criteria to make a film become 'I've seen a few horror movies that I'll happily re-hash'?

    Tediously un-original, since when did the only criteria to make a film become 'I've seen a few horror movies that I'll happily re-hash'?