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½ November 15, 2017
For a first feature film from Seth MacFarlane, this was decent. I think the story is strange but charming and interesting. The acting is pretty on spot. Mark Wahlberg does nicely, so does Seth himself and Mila Kunis. The movie moderately funny, my favorite scene being the double date between John, Lori, Ted, and his new girlfriend Tammy Lynn. The characters are likable. I like John and Ted is a very crude, but charming bear. Lori is pretty good too. The only issues I have with the movie is that the multiple things that Ted does are extremely questionable. If he's a Teddy bear, how does he drink alcohol, do drugs, and eat? Not the best, but I think Ted is an entertaining film.
November 7, 2017
Mark Wahlberg, Seth Macfarlane, & Mila Kunis are hilarious. It's original, extremely entertaining and very funny. 8/10
October 26, 2017
Ted really isn't very funny. I don't find the humor in this movie to be funny, it does have a few funny moments but nothing remarkable. What I did like about this movie is that it kind of felt like watching a live action version of Family Guy which is something very unique to see in a movie but it should have been much funnier.
October 24, 2017
Really off-the-wall and funny as hell, more so than I expected it would be going in. Easily one of the better comedies of the last few years, and, honestly, I actually enjoyed it and laughed at it a lot more than some of the most-lauded comedies of the last decade.
½ October 1, 2017
Today's choice comes from Tivo, having seen it a couple times before, I knew what I was in for.

Ted is a little boys dream to have a friend, which animates a bear, which no one seems to be shocked about all that much. After seeing Chucky, I would have at least proceeded with caution.

You can tell it's highly influenced by Seth Mcfarlen, from the jokes to the wacky story. It's definitely, not something to be taken seriously, it's a good laugh. It consists of a lot of what I would call stoner jokes. It is definitely something new, not necessarily original, but new.

It's a great film to relax to, from seeing Toy Story who hasn't wished a toy would come to life (this doesn't include Chucky, good guy dolls, they should be left well alone).
September 22, 2017
Ted is a hilarious movie made by Seth Macfarlane starring Mark Wahlberg and himself. He does a great job making a crude and absolutely hysterical movie with a very funny script. Seth adds all sorts of funny and adult humor like he does in family guy and his other tv shows. This is typically what to expect from Seth Macfarlane. This is one of my favorite comedies and I recommend it to people who are the right age!
September 13, 2017
Despite its originallity, "Ted" is a quite familiar story told ina unique way. Thanks to Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis' talent and Seth MacFarlane's good debut direction and awesome sense of humor (which I have already loved from family Guy), he is able to create a unique character (Ted) while he accomplishes to be funny almost everytime. As a normal comedy, it has its flaws, but it's funny and an excellent time!
September 3, 2017
Very funny and heartwarming at parts and dirty at others a definite must watch
½ August 23, 2017
One of the funniest movies I've ever seen
August 21, 2017
5 star movie.Funny,touching and fantastic movie
August 20, 2017
It was actually really funny, I love Seth Macfarlane's work including the Ted movies.
August 15, 2017
An instant comedy classic!
August 3, 2017
As we all know, nowadays Hollywood will look for any excuse to throw CGI into the mix and not even good old-fashioned R-rated comedies are immune. Funnily enough, this was one of my earliest R-rated movies that I got to see. Sometimes, all it takes is a talking teddy bear. While it has a familiar story and is occasionally uneven, amidst all that vulgarity there is not only a large amount of laughs that'll keep any Family Guy fan entertained for a solid 100 minutes but also an unexpected charm. It focuses on the themes of becoming a responsible adult and moving on with your life and the execution is done well. In all fairness, we do have to let go of our teddy bears and grow up, don't we? If only we had actual talking teddy bears in real life. They could be foulmouthed and often smoke pot but they'd still be loyal friends to their owner. So, basically, Ted is pretty damn hilarious and boasts all the pop culture references and shout-outs that any Seth MacFarlane fanboy would come to expect whilst also having a surprising amount of warmth. I still think it's a lot better than some people give it credit for.
July 18, 2017
Great fantastic phenomenal funny hilarious movie starring Seth MacFarlane and Marky Mark himself Mark wahlberg. If a movie is named after me I need to watch it asap, I loved Ted, even though I might be a little bias because it's my name but that's what makes it fifty times better. On the dvd box set it says it's the funniest movie ever, I agree, I laughed my head out and just loved everything about this movie, the jokes are hilarious and Ted as a character, a talking teddy bear is awesome. Can wait to see the sequel when it comes out.
July 7, 2017
Very obscene humor, which is not for everyone, so just watched if you think you can take it xD
July 3, 2017
Ted is so Very Funny in this Seth MacFarlane's Movie {:D
½ July 2, 2017
Cliched as hell but occasionally has a funny joke and Sam Jones' cameo was certainly epic, something all too common of Seth MacFarlane products nowadays.
June 27, 2017
It's basically the humor of Family Guy on the big screen.
½ June 25, 2017
Ted has some laughs and an overall intriguing premise but does little with what it has to work with.
½ June 23, 2017
Some good ideas and funny moments, but not enough to sustain a whole movie.
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