Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts) Reviews

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April 2, 2002
March 22, 2002
By any objective accounting, Thirteen Ghosts is exactly a baker's dozen too many -- this is a zero of a film.
March 4, 2002
Substitutes the original's goofy camp for an orgy of gore, noise and mindless mayhem.
December 6, 2001
The drop-dead fact is, this ornate but eerily unspooky production is designed by Hollywood vampires and powered by demographics.
October 29, 2001
Beck maintains a satisfyingly high level of heebie-jeebies throughout.
October 26, 2001
A nicely nasty Halloween treat.
October 26, 2001
Clever one-liners supplant the lack of frights with cackling -- which you might as well do since, by the end of the movie, it's clear that the joke's on you.
October 26, 2001
A B-grade horror picture seems to be a B-grade horror picture no matter how many studio bucks and digital effects you throw at it.
October 26, 2001
For a movie called Thirteen Ghosts, this movie is surprisingly soulless.
October 26, 2001
Little did Elizabeth know that after starring in the spoof Scary Movie, she'd soon find herself in another parody of bad horror films -- one that doesn't know it is one.
October 26, 2001
Ghosts is too distinctive-looking to dismiss out of hand, but it would help to be able to look through a magic viewfinder (or maybe magic eraser) and make its script disappear.
October 26, 2001
Gruesome, loud, but unsatisfying haunted-house thriller.
October 26, 2001
Although not for the faint of heart, it's a potent -- and very tricky-treat.
October 26, 2001
The experience of watching the film is literally painful. It hurts the eyes and ears.
October 25, 2001
Has only about three ghosts worth of scares.
October 25, 2001
A production so mammoth in its stupidity that it took two studios, Warner Brothers and Columbia Pictures, to wrestle it to the screen.
October 25, 2001
The set design of Thirteen Ghosts may have been expensive, but its thrills are cheap.
October 25, 2001
More bark than creepy bite.
October 25, 2001
Tries to combine humor with ghostly horror but excels at neither.
October 25, 2001
Spectacularly stupid.
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