Transporter 3 Reviews

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November 17, 2011
May 6, 2011
February 13, 2009
Though director Olivier Megaton exhibits a good bit of that annoyingly jagged editing that's become all the rage in action films, he has the good sense to never cut away from Statham's pecs.
December 5, 2008
The flashy editing gets on one's wick and no one's going to win an Oscar - but, really, who's complaining? This is straight-up fisticuff fun.
December 5, 2008
Transporter 3 is a reassuringly beefy thriller in which Jason Statham has to drive very fast across Eastern Europe with a Ukranian beauty queen on the seat beside him. No one, including Jason, has the slightest clue why. Never mind.
December 5, 2008
Statham is a relatively entertaining action hero - though he is better in the Crank films. The script is by Besson, but the director is Olivier Megaton, whose surname is the most exciting thing about the film.
December 2, 2008
I had less problems with the characters and more trouble with the actual action, which felt really antiseptic to me.
December 2, 2008
A mindless, silly waste of time.
November 26, 2008
It's hard not to smile.
November 26, 2008
You know a series is in trouble when it begins mocking its own premise. Frank's obsessive rules about who, what and how he transports stuff are ruthlessly violated.
November 26, 2008
Somehow Statham comes out of this improbable thriller with his dignity intact. With classic action-hero qualities and dry wit, he seems woefully under-employed as a deliveryman.
November 26, 2008
Here's all fans need to know: Yes, Statham strips to the waist multiple times; yes, two dozen hopelessly outnumbered kung fu goons take on our lone hero one by one; and yes, he manages to outpace his Audi by bicycling through a congested sweatshop.
November 26, 2008
For those who believe that more is better, Transporter 3 is the best of the unapologetically ridiculous series.
November 26, 2008
The Transporter movies are considered by many to be a guilty pleasure, and maybe I'd feel that way, too, if I ever felt any guilt at the movies.
November 26, 2008
An action franchise in motion tends to stay in motion, long after logic or box office should bring it to a screeching halt.
November 26, 2008
If you're going to a no-frills action film, though, at least you want the action to be entertaining, which is where Transporter 3 falls down.
November 26, 2008
Transporter 3 is so bad it's good, and it knows it.
November 26, 2008
To chart the differences between Transporter 3 and its two predecessors is as pointless as trying to parse its flimsy plot.
November 26, 2008
His misadventures are fun for us, too, as long as Megaton keeps the focus where it belongs: on the car chases and Corey Yuen-choreographed fight scenes. But then romance intrudes and ruins everything.
November 26, 2008
If things get much more dismal for the Transporter, he'll be running pizzas for Domino's.
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