You May Not Kiss the Bride


You May Not Kiss the Bride

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You May Not Kiss the Bride is a charming tale of adventurous high jinx and budding romance involving an unassuming pet photographer (Annable) who is thrown head first into a series of unforeseeable events when he's forced to marry a Croatian mobster's daughter (McPhee) and spend his honeymoon at a secluded Tahitian resort where the bride is kidnapped. -- C) Official Site

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Dave Annable
as Bryan Lighthouse
Katharine McPhee
as Masha Nikitin
Kathy Bates
as Bryan's Mother
Ken Davitian
as Vladko Nikitin
Kevin Dunn
as Agent Ross
Jeanne Rogers
as Borislava Nitkin
Howard Bishop
as Agent Meyers
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Critic Reviews for You May Not Kiss the Bride

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  • Its lunacy is well staged and fast-paced. Too bad the movie's premise is so lame that the nimbler moments can't redeem it.

    Sep 21, 2012 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…
  • The plotting just ends up feeling like a lot of business, ideas meant to keep the characters busy and in motion rather than actually reflecting anything like human behavior.

    Sep 20, 2012 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • Surely, some Hollywood studio in the 1950s made a prototype of the sprightly if erratic comedy "You May Not Kiss the Bride."

    Sep 20, 2012 | Rating: 1.5/4
  • It's refreshing for critics when movies like "You May Not Kiss the Bride" come along. We don't get to use words like "insipid" nearly enough.

    Sep 20, 2012 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
  • A movie that never figures out a way to stitch together all of its incongruous elements.

    Nov 1, 2012 | Rating: C- | Full Review…
  • The low-brow script leads the characters through one far-fetched scenario after another with few laughs along the way. But at least the scenery is nice.

    Sep 21, 2012 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for You May Not Kiss the Bride


They don't know each other but they're forced to pretend as lf they're married, so what do you think happens by the last reel? Yeah, it's that kind of a predictable romcom. Okay, then maybe the characterizations save it? Uh-uh. Put it this way: Rob Schneider steals the whole film. Need I say more? And he plays a fourth string character. But as good as Schneider is(or as he can be in controlled doses) it's the lead male, Annable, who truly fails this film. All the personality of a old bar of soap. They put the whole film on him, as if he were a Grant or a Stewart ... but he's not. He's not even close. Blah.

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Kevin M. Williams

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Title of the movie is very catchy. The movie is okay.

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