Seth MacFarlane Peter Griffin , Brian Griffin , Stewie Griffin , Glenn Quagmire , Tom Tucker , God , Kool-Aid Guy , Johnson , Reporter , Bill Clinton , Charlie , Tom Hanks , Jerry Seinfeld , Dick , Black Woman , Mike Voice, Executive Producer Alex Borstein Lois Griffin Voice Seth Green Chris Griffin , Greg Brady Voice Pat Summerall Himself Guest Voice Phil LaMarr Judge Guest Voice Joey Slotnick Dick Clark Guest Voice Lori Alan Diane Simmons , Nancy the Postal Lady Guest Voice Butch Hartman Additional Voices Guest Voice Fred Tatasciore John Madden Guest Voice Wally Wingert Additional Voices Guest Voice Billy West Additional Voices Guest Voice Carlos Alazraqui Mr. Weed Guest Voice Lacey Chabert Meg Griffin , Jan Brady Guest Voice David Zuckerman Executive Producer Peter Shin Director Roy Allen Smith Director