Harry Enfield Dave Nice , Lee , Stavros , Tim Nice But Dim , Wayne Slob Actor, Writer Paul Whitehouse Mike Smash , Alf Git , Lance Actor, Writer Kathy Burke Waynetta Slob Actor Jon Glover Mr. Chomondley-Warner Guest Star Joe McGann Barry Guest Star David Barber Fat Bloke Guest Star Neil Pearson War Correspondent Actor Geoffrey Perkins Producer, Writer Denise O'Donoghue Executive Producer Charlie Higson Writer John Birkin Director Mary Bell Producer Geoff Posner Director