Windsor Davies Battery Sergeant-Major `Shut Up' Williams Actor Melvyn Hayes Bombardier `Gloria' Beaumont Actor Donald Hewlett Colonel Charles Reynolds Actor Don Estelle Gunner `Lofty' Sugden Actor Michael Knowles Captain Jonathan Ashwood Actor Christopher Mitchell Gunner `Parky' Parkin Actor John Clegg Gunner `Paderewski' Graham Actor Stuart McGugan Gunner `Atlas' Mackintosh Actor Dino Shafeek Char Wallah Muhammed Actor Mike Kinsey Gunner `Nosher' Evans Actor Kenneth MacDonald Gunner `Nobby' Clark Actor Barbar Bhatti Punka Wallah Rumzan Actor David Croft Director, Writer John Kilby Director Phil Bishop Director Jimmy Perry Writer Graeme Muir Director Bob Spiers Director Ray Butt Director