Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Amber Tamblyn Jenny Actor Jane Lynch Dr. Linda Freeman Guest Star Ken Davitian Mr. Mardirosian Guest Star Jamie Luner Tracy Guest Star Alex Kapp Donna Guest Star Sandra Purpuro Cynthia Guest Star Amy Pietz Angie Guest Star Tammy Tavares Woman 1 Guest Star Calle Morgan Woman 2 Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer Don Reo Executive Producer, Writer Jim Patterson Executive Producer, Writer Steve Tompkins Writer Saladin K. Patterson Writer Tim Kelleher Writer Jim Vallely Writer James Widdoes Director