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Season 1 – Valentine

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Talk about your Olympic games! The staff at a lonely hearts agency has more on the ball than clients may realize: Matriarch Grace Valentine is really Aphrodite, the goddess of love herself, while son Danny, the arrow-slinging Eros, now favors a magical gun than makes people temporarily fall in love. His best friend, Leo, is a muscle dude who formerly answered to Hercules, while sis Phoebe, the incognito goddess of the Oracle at Delphi, helps the family track down and unite soul mates. Will this add up to a divine comedy or a gods-forsaken mess?
Valentine — Season 1

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Critics Consensus

Valentine has an original premise, but predictability and a not-so-funny plot are even more unforgivable for a comedy based on a supernatural family of Olympic gods.

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Tom Shales Washington Post 09/25/2019
No, this is not the stuff of heady literature. It's not even the stuff of good drama. But people in the market for a goofy love story might find "Valentine" refreshingly unhip, a show that goes against the grain with a captivating grin. Go to Full Review
Ray Richmond The Hollywood Reporter 09/25/2019
Take away the likability factor, and you're left with a rather empty shell of a gimmick that's shimmering and glossy but ultimately substance-challenged. Go to Full Review
Alan Sepinwall Newark Star-Ledger 09/25/2019
It's far from the worst - or cheapest - thing to air in the history of the CW or its parent networks, but it's skippable unless you're really bored. Go to Full Review
Emily Ashby Common Sense Media 09/26/2019
2/5
Billed as a romantic comedy, this lackluster series falls short on both love and laughs. Go to Full Review
Rob Owen Pittsburgh Post-Gazette 09/25/2019
"Valentine," created by Kevin Murphy, is fine but nothing special. It's a less quirky version of ABC's 1998-99 series "Cupid," which is about to be re made. Go to Full Review
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steve d @RT35616104 07/27/2020 It fails despite a strong premise and good cast because it's scripts are weak. See more Read all reviews
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Episodes

Episode 1 Aired Oct 5, 2008 Valentine The Valentine family uses a little old-fashioned magic to bring soul mates together; Grace enlists the help of a romance novelist; the Valentines try to spark a romance. Details Episode 2 Aired Oct 12, 2008 Daddy's Home Grace's affair with Ray grinds to a halt when her husband Ari, the god of war, comes back home; Ari tries to convince Danny to come work for him; the gods must bring true love into the life of a geeky perfume chemist. Details Episode 3 Aired Oct 19, 2008 Act Naturally A celebrity literally crashes into the life of Tucker Blumsack, who runs a struggling movie theater in Los Angeles; Phoebe asks Leo to help her break into Kate's apartment. Details Episode 4 Aired Oct 26, 2008 The Book of Love Grace sends Phoebe into a bookstore to reignite passion between two estranged lovers; Ari arranges a secret meeting with Danny. Details Episode 5 Aired Jun 28, 2009 Summer Nights Fearing for the safety of the family, Ari begs Danny to find his love gun; Grace catches Danny and Kate looking for her secret safe and refuses to believe Danny's motives are anything but selfish. Details Episode 6 Aired Jul 5, 2009 Hound Dog Kate and Danny seek help from Aunt Circe, a witch experienced in the art of metamorphosis; Grace and Leo don't believe Danny was assaulted in the mansion; Ari discovers the Adamantine Blade will be arriving in Los Angeles. Details Episode 7 Aired Jul 12, 2009 She's Gone Danny, Phoebe and Kate crash a dorm party in an attempt to bring two childhood sweethearts back together; the disappearance of Aunt Circe leaves the gods on edge; Ray and Ari continue their search for the Adamantine Blade. Details Episode 8 Aired Jul 19, 2009 God Only Knows Grace tries to bring a wedding planner and a rabbi together by planning a wedding at the mansion; Ray tries to return the Adamantine Blade to Hades. Details
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Season Info

Director
Kevin Dowling, John Whitesell, John Putch, Robert Berlinger, Fred Gerber
Executive Producer
Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Courtney Conte
Screenwriter
John J. Sakmar, Coleman Herbert, Flint Wainess, Melissa R. Byer, Dan Studney, Jennifer Schuur, Treena Hancock, Kerry Lenhart
Network
The CW
Rating
TV-14 (D|S)
Genre
Comedy, Drama, Romance
Original Language
English
Release Date
Oct 5, 2008