Brian O'Halloran

Brian O'Halloran

Highest Rated: 89% Clerks (1994)

Lowest Rated: 23% Vulgar (2000)

Birthday: Dec 20, 1969

Birthplace: Not Available


Highest Rated Movies



No Score Yet 100% Right Before Your Eyes Unknown (Character) - 2019
30% 57% Madness in the Method Brian (Character) - 2019
56% 95% Shooting Heroin Logan (Character) - 2019
66% 93% Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Dante Hicks (Character) $2.8M 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Flea Scavenger (Character) - 2018
No Score Yet 65% Bad Frank Donny Shakes (Character) - 2017
No Score Yet 93% Shooting Clerks Elis Heimermann (Character) - 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Bloody Slumber Party Morton (Character) - 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Calendar Girl The Director (Character) - 2011
No Score Yet 15% Hooking Up Dr. Jordan (Character) - 2009
No Score Yet 44% The Junior Defenders Mitch Stone (Character) - 2007
No Score Yet 42% Brutal Massacre: A Comedy Jay (Character) - 2007
64% 84% Clerks II Dante Hicks (Character) $24.1M 2006
No Score Yet 86% Moby Presents: Alien Sex Party Clerk (Character) - 2003
52% 75% Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Dante Hicks (Character) $30.1M 2001
23% 41% Vulgar Will Carlson/Vulgar (Character) $14.9K 2000
67% 85% Dogma Grant Hicks (Character) $30.7M 1999
56% 82% Mallrats Gill (Character) $1.8M 1995
89% 89% Clerks Dante Hicks (Character) $2.1M 1994


No Score Yet No Score Yet Clerks: Uncensored Dante Hicks (Voice) 2000


Dante Hicks says: Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.

Dante Hicks says: A bunch of savages in this town.

Dante Hicks says: But why guidance counselors?

Caged Animal Masturbator says: Well if your job was as meaningless as theirs, wouldn't you go crazy?

Dante Hicks says: You know what the real tragedy is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Dante Hicks says: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Dante Hicks says: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

Randal says: 37.

Dante Hicks says: 'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets.