Christoph Waltz

Well that's brothers for you; they always know which buttons to press.

He dies not knowing who you are. The daughter of an assassin, the only women who could have understood him. Sad.

I love you

Do those blue eyes still recognize you?

I'd recognize you anywhere. The watch. One minute... One minute.

Did you say something?

Tempus fugit.

What?

Tempus fugit

I can't hear you James.

I said doesn't time fly

Welcome, James. It's been a long time. And finally, here we are.

So why did you come then, James?

I came here to kill you

I came here to kill you.

Oh, and I thought you came here to die.

Well it's all a matter of perspective.

It was me James. The author of all your pain.

Why did you come?

I came here to kill you.

And I thought you came here to die.

Well, it's all a matter of perspective.

How do you like the bounty hunting business?

Kill white people and get paid for it? What's not to like?

Hello, you poor devils!

And so, thunder strikes lightning.

How do you like the bounty hunting business?

Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's not to like?

What he say your name is? Shoots?

Schultz.

ugly says what

Ugly says what?

what

What?

nothing

Nothing.

Keep on stroking your own ego. It's beautiful.

Penelope, I believe in the god of carnage. The god whose rule has been unchallenged since time immemorial.

I saw your friend Jane Fonda on TV the other day. It made me want to go out and buy a Ku Klux Klan poster.

Morally, you're supposed to overcome your impulses, but there are times you don't want to overcome them.

She ain't no house slave, she can't work. She's beautiful. They might make her a comfort girl.

what's a comfort--? Oh....

Not while I have my freedom. Not while I have my gun.

Nancy, it's absurd to drink in your condition.

What condition?

Penelope, I believe in the god of carnage. The god whose rule's been unchallenged since time immemorial.

The world runs on tricks, plays but it's havin' a true talent, a gift born within somethin' no degree can give you, you have such talent.

Stop playing Beethoven

Stop playing Beethoven.

You sure that's him?

Yeah

Positive?

I don't know

You don't know if your're positive?

I don't know what positive mean

It means you're sure

Yes

Yes what?

Yes, I'm sure that's Ellis Brittle

*gunshot*

I'm positive he dead

I'm positive he dead.

I can see all the passions you inspire are completely justified.

Actually, I was thinking of that poor devil you fed to the dogs today, D'Artagnan. And I was wondering what Dumas would make of all this.

I don't go in for sweets, thank you.

Alexander Dumas is black.

Alexandre Dumas is black.

Everybody calm down. I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.

My dear sir, I am simply trying to ascertain...

My dear sir, I am simply trying to ascertain.

Our mutual friend has a flair for the dramatic.

You silver tongued devil, you.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Good, cold evening gentlemen.

I do. I'm Dr. King Schultz, and this is my horse, Fritz.

Who's that stumbling around in the dark? State your business, or prepare to get winged!

Calm yourselves gentlemen, I mean you no harm. I'm simply a fellow weary traveler.

You silver-tongued devil, you

You silver-tongued devil, you.

The wonderful thing about fighting an imaginary opponent, Captain Rochefort, is that he is always greatly skilled, yet easily defeated.

The wonderful thing about fighting an imaginary opponent, Captain Rochefort, is that he is always greatly skilled yet easily defeated.

Normally, Monsieur Candie, I would say "Auf wiedersehen." But since what "auf wiedersehen" actually means is "'till I see you again", and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say, goodbye.

Normally, Monsieur Candie, I would say "Auf Wiedersehen." But since what "Auf Wiedersehen" actually means is "'until I see you again" and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say goodbye.

You sir are a sore loser.

And you are an abysmal winner

What's your name?

Django.

Then you're the one I'm looking for.

[in disbelief] Let me get this straight: Your slave wife speaks German and her name is Broomhilda von Shaft?

Yep.

[after shooting Calvin] Sorry, I couldn't resist

[after shooting Calvin] Sorry, I couldn't resist.

You sir are a sore loser

You sir are a sore loser.

And you are an abysmal winner

And you are an abysmal winner.

So, i wish to parley with you

So I wish to parley with you.

Speak English!

Alexander Dumas. He wrote "The Three Musketeers." I figured you must be an admirer. You named your slave after his novel's lead character. If Alexander Dumas had been there today, I wonder what he would have made of it?

Alexander Dumas. He wrote 'The Three Musketeers.' I figured you must be an admirer. You named your slave after his novel's lead character. If Alexander Dumas had been there today, I wonder what he would have made of it?

You doubt he'd approve?

Yes. His approval would be a dubious proposition at best.

Soft hearted Frenchie?

Alexander Dumas is black.

Positive?

I don't Know.

You don't know if you're positive?

I don't know what positive mean.

It means you're sure.

Yes

Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes I'm sure it is Ellis Brittle...I'm positive he dead

Yes I'm sure it is Ellis Brittle... I'm positive he dead.

We should wait inside

We should wait inside.

Can't we just leave?

After you

After you.

Positive?

I dunno.

You don't know if you're positive?

I don't know what positive means.

It means you're sure.

Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes I'm sure it is Ellis Brittle... I'm positive he dead.

My name is Dr. King Schultz, and like yourself, Marshall, I am a servant of the court. The man lying dead in the dirt, who the good people of Daughtrey saw fit to elect as their sheriff, who went by the name of Bill Sharp, is actually a wanted outlaw by the name of Willard Peck, with a price on his head of 200 dollars. Now, that's 200 dollars, dead or alive.

The hell you say!

I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news. But I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff sometime in the last 2 years. I know this because 3 years ago, he was rustling cattle from the B.C. Corrigan Cattle Company of Lubbock, Texas. Now this is a warrant, made out by circuit court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin Texas. You're encouraged to wire him. He'll back up who I am, and who your dear departed sheriff was. In other words Marshall, you owe me 200 dollars.

I'll be damned.

Now you can get the Marshall...

Inn keeper! Remember, get the sheriff, not the Marshall.

Good morning inn keeper! Two beers for two weary travellers.

Now as to you poor devils…So as I see it, when it comes to the subject of what to do next, you gentlemen have two choices. One: once I'm gone, you could lift that beast off the remaining Speck, then carry him to the nearest town. Which would be at least 37 miles back the way you came. Or Two: You could unshackle yourselves… take that rifle, put a bullet in his head, bury the two of them deep, and then make your way to a more enlightened area of this country. The choice is yours. Oh, and on the off chance there are any astronomy aficionados amongst you, the North Star is that one. Tata.

Now as to you poor devils? So as I see it, when it comes to the subject of what to do next, you gentlemen have two choices. One: once I'm gone, you could lift that beast off the remaining Speck, then carry him to the nearest town. Which would be at least 37 miles back the way you came. Or Two: You could unshackle yourselves? take that rifle, put a bullet in his head, bury the two of them deep, and then make your way to a more enlightened area of this country. The choice is yours. Oh, and on the off chance there are any astronomy aficionados amongst you, the North Star is that one. Tata.

Ooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo"?

Ooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo'?

You just say "Bingo."

You just say 'Bingo.'

Bingo! How fun!

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

Good cold evening gentlemen

Good cold evening gentlemen.

I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction

I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.

Hey Lil trouble maker.

You silver tongued Devil you.

It's a German story. There's always a mountain.

Calm down. I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.

[To Dlango and Dr. King Schultz] Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.

[to Dlango and Dr. King Schultz] Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.

[to Django and Dr. King Schultz] Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.

"you silver tongued devil"

You silver tongued devil.

NOW you can go get the Marshall

Now you can go get the marshall.

What is the American expression? "If the shoe fits, you must wear it."

What is the American expression? 'If the shoe fits, you must wear it.'

Hey there, trouble-maker.

*Faints*

You silver-tongued devil you.

I've been surrounded my entire life by black faces. I only have one question: Why don't they just rise up and kill the whites?

*chuckles* who knows what could happen!

I Love My Unoffical Title Precisely Because I Have Earned It.

Now I, on the other hand, love my unofficial title precisely because I've earned it.

You silver tongue devil you.

Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk?

Probably not.

I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them. All you know is you find them repulsive. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide, but there's so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Führer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.

An airship.

How come I don't have one of those!?

How do you like the bounty huntin' business?

Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's NOT to like?

How do you like the bounty hunting business?

Amongst your inventory i believe you have a specimen I am keen to acquire.

Amongst your inventory, I've been led to believe you possess a specimen that I am keen to acquire.

Do you know what a bounty hunter is?

You kill people and then they give you a reward?

Badder they are, bigger the reward.

Calm down. I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.

Ooh, thats a bingo!

Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"

Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo?'

You just say "bingo"

You just say 'bingo.'

"Once again, but this time let me hear the music in it!" "Bravo, bravo!"

Once again, but this time let me hear the music in it! Bravo, bravo!

Do you think it was the cobbler?

Of course it was. A little warm Coke and BANG!

The world runs on tricks, everyone plays but it's having a true talent, a gift born within something no degree can give you, you have such talent.

Facts could be so misleading, whereas rumours, true or false, are often revealing

Facts could be so misleading, whereas rumours, true or false, are often revealing.

I saw your friend Jane Fonda on TV the other day. Made me want to run out and buy a poster from the Ku Klux Klan.

[in French] Monsieur, to both your family and your cows, I say, "Bravo."

[in French] Monsieur, to both your family and your cows, I say, 'Bravo.'

I mean who wants to say 'Hail Mary' when having sex.

Unbelievable. Fucking unbelievable!

So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight.

I'm going to switch back to French now and I want you to follow my masquerade. Is that clear?

[Bitterly] Yes.

[In French] Monsieur LaPadite... I thank you for the milk... and your hospitality. I do believe our business here is done. [To soldiers] Ah, ladies! I thank you for your time. *Points out areas to soldiers* We shan't be bothering your family any longer. So, Monsieur... mademoiselles... I bid farewell to you and say... adieu! *Soldiers shoot into floorboards*

[In French] Monsieur LaPadite... I thank you for the milk... and your hospitality. I do believe our business here is done. [To soldiers] Ah, ladies! I thank you for your time. [Points out areas to soldiers] We shan't be bothering your family any longer. So, Monsieur... mademoiselles... I bid farewell to you and say... adieu! [Soldiers shoot into floorboards]

You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you?

[Pause] Yes.

Point out to me the areas where they are hiding.

*Points out areas, weeping*

Since I haven't heard any disturbance I assume, while they are listening, they don't speak English.

[Between puffs] Now... my job... dictates... that I must have my men enter your home... and conduct a thorough search before I can officially cross your family's name off my list. And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. That is, unless you have something to tell me that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. I might add also that any information that makes a performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment. Actually quite the contrary, it will be met with reward. And that reward will be your family will cease to be harassed in any way by the German military during the rest of our occupation of your country. [Pause] You are sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?

[Pause] Yes.

Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar - he looks everywhere he would hide. But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Fuhrer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. [Pause] May I smoke my pipe as well?

Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar - he looks everywhere he would hide. But there are so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Fuhrer's brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. [Pause] May I smoke my pipe as well?

Please, Herr Colonel, make yourself at home.

Yet they're both rodents, are they not? And except for the tail they even rather look alike, don't they?

It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel.

Ah! However interesting as the thought may be it makes not one bit of difference to how you feel. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you greet it with a saucer of your delicious milk?

Probably not.

I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive.

I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive.

Has a rat ever done anything to you to create this animosity you feel toward them?

Rats spread disease. They bite people.

Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. I propose to you any disease a rat could spread a squirrel could equally carry. Would you agree?

Oui.

Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you?

Non.

Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. The Fuhrer and Goebbels' propaganda have said pretty much the same thing, but where our conclusions differ is I don't consider the comparison an insult. Consider for a moment the world a rat lives in; it's a hostile world, indeed! If a rat were to scamper through your front door right now, would you greet it with hostility?

Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk?

I suppose I would.

Probably not.

[giddy] Oooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo"?

[giddy] Oooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo'?

You just say "Bingo".

You just say 'Bingo'.

Bingo! How fun!

Bingo! How fun!

That's a Bingo!

That's a bingo!

Bergsteigen?

[giddy] Oooh, that's a bingo!