Joe Pesci

Joe Pesci

Highest Rated: 97% A Bronx Tale (1993)

Lowest Rated: 0% The Super (1991)

Birthday: Feb 9, 1943

Birthplace: Newark, New Jersey

A consummate character actor, Joe Pesci rose to success on the strength of a series of Martin Scorsese films which took full advantage of his gift for outlandishly menacing supporting performances. Born February 9, 1943, in Newark, NJ, Pesci was a child actor who began his radio career at the age of four. Broadway beckoned just a year later, and by 1953 he was a regular on the television variety program Star Time Kids. His acting career stalled during his teen years, however, and by the mid-'60s, he mounted a musical career under the name Joe Ritchie, recording an LP titled Little Joe Sure Can Sing and later playing guitar in the pop band Joey Dee & the Starliters. He also formed a vaudeville-style nightclub comedy act with Frank Vincent. Outside of 1961's Hey, Let's Twist!, Pesci did not appear in films prior to the little-seen 1975 feature The Death Collector; the film earned virtually no notice upon its release and he dropped out of acting, dejectedly returning to New York to run an Italian restaurant.While few people saw The Death Collector, one of those who did was actor Robert De Niro, who was so impressed by Pesci's performance that he brought the film to the attention of Scorsese, who cast Pesci in his 1980 masterpiece Raging Bull. The performance earned Pesci an Academy Award nomination in the Best Supporting Actor category, and he became one of the busiest character actors in the business, steadily appearing in films ranging from the 1983 Rodney Dangerfield comedy Easy Money to the 1984 Sergio Leone epic Once Upon a Time in America. After starring in a failed 1985 sitcom, Half Nelson, Pesci's onscreen visibility diminished, and over the next four years he appeared in only one film, 1987's Man on Fire. In 1989, however, he co-starred opposite Mel Gibson and Danny Glover in the hit Lethal Weapon 2, a performance which put his talent for comic relief to such fine use that he later reappeared in the third chapter of the franchise, issued in 1992.By that point, Pesci had already become a star; 1990 was his breakthrough year, as he appeared in the family comedy blockbuster Home Alone and Scorsese's brilliant GoodFellas, winning the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his vivid portrayal of a psychotic mobster. While his first major starring role in 1991's The Super proved disastrous, he won good notices for his supporting turn in Oliver Stone's JFK and in 1992 starred in the hit courtroom comedy My Cousin Vinny. Later, following the disappointment of 1994's Jimmy Hollywood and With Honors, he reunited with Scorsese and De Niro for the 1995 epic Casino, essaying a variation on his GoodFellas character. However, a pair of poorly received 1997 comedies -- Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag and Gone Fishin' -- again called Pesci's capabilities as a lead actor into question. He found more success reprising his supporting role in Lethal Weapon 4, released in 1998. On the heels of his second outing with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, however, the popular character actor disappeared from the big screen for nearly a decade. It took his old friend DeNiro to get him back in front of the camera for the CIA thriller The Good Shepherd (2006), with the four year gap between that film and Pesci's next film Love Ranch hinting that the aging screen veterean was in no hurry to jump back into the fray. But the window between films seemed to start shrinking when it was announced that Pesci would be returning to the world of crime cinema in director Geo Santini's 2012 gangster drama The Irishman.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
96% The Irishman Russell Bufalino 2019
No Score Yet 'The Irishman' in Conversation Actor 2019
13% Love Ranch Charlie Bontempo $0.2M 2010
55% The Good Shepherd Joseph Palmi $59.9M 2006
57% A Galaxy Far, Far Away Actor 2001
53% Lethal Weapon 4 Leo 1998
4% Gone Fishin' Joe Waters $19.8M 1997
11% 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Tommy Spinelli 1997
80% Casino Nicky Santoro 1995
17% With Honors Simon 1994
22% Jimmy Hollywood Jimmy Alto 1994
97% A Bronx Tale Carmine 1993
33% Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Harry 1992
63% The Public Eye Leon `Bernzy' Bernstein 1992
60% Lethal Weapon 3 Leo Getz 1992
86% My Cousin Vinny Vinny Gambini 1992
84% JFK David Ferrie 1991
0% The Super Louie Kritski 1991
50% Catchfire (Backtrack) Leo Carelli 1990
65% Home Alone Harry 1990
96% GoodFellas Tommy DeVito 1990
50% Betsy's Wedding Oscar Henner 1990
84% Lethal Weapon 2 Leo Getz 1989
No Score Yet Michael Jackson - Moonwalker Actor 1988
No Score Yet The Legendary Life of Ernest Hemingway Actor 1988
No Score Yet Man on Fire David 1987
33% Eureka Mayakofsky 1984
86% Once Upon a Time in America Frankie 1984
No Score Yet Tutti Dentro Actor 1984
60% Easy Money Nicky Cerone 1983
No Score Yet Dear Mr. Wonderful (Ruby's Dream) Ruby Dennis 1982
20% I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can Roger 1982
94% Raging Bull Joey 1980
No Score Yet Family Enforcer Actor 1976

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest 1992
82% Tales from the Crypt
1989-1996
1992

QUOTES FROM Joe Pesci CHARACTERS

Simon Wilder says: When it comes to relationships, everybody's a used car salesman.

Monty Kessler says: Is that your philosophy? Don't trust anyone?

Simon Wilder says: No, you gotta trust people.You just can't believe in a warranty.

Simon Wilder says: You shall no longer take things at second or third hand, nor look through the eyes of the dead or feed on the specters of books. You shall not look through my eyes, either, or take things from me. You shall listen to all sides and filter them from yourself.

Harry says: Marv?

Marv says: Harry?

Harry says: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?

Marv says: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?

Nicky Santoro says: You put my fuckin' money to sleep. You go get my money or I'll put your fuckin' brain to sleep!

Harry says: (looking at the McCallisters' house with some of supposed partygoers. Music is blasting) Do we wanna come back tomorrow?

Harry says: Do we wanna come back tomorrow?

Marv says: Yeah?

Harry says: Let's get outta here before someone sees us?

Harry says: (drives away)

Nicky Santoro says: For instance, I'll wake up tomorrow morning nice and early ill take a walk over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh..if you don't have my money for me Ill crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank.

Nicky Santoro says: For instance, I'll wake up tomorrow morning nice and early ill take a walk over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh, if you don't have my money for me I'll crack your fucking head wide open in front of everybody in the bank.

Nicky Santoro says: Peek-a-boo, you fucks, you!

Nicky Santoro says: [voice-over] For two days and two fuckin' nights, we beat the shit out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in his balls.

Nicky Santoro says: For two days and two fuckin' nights, we beat the shit out of this guy. I mean, we even stuck ice-picks in his balls.

Nicky Santoro says: Please, PLEASE, don't bury me alive. I thought we were friends!

Nicky Santoro says: Please, please, don't bury me alive. I thought we were friends!

Nicky Santoro says: You hear a little girl, Franky? You hear a little girl, Ace? Is that a little fucking girl? What happened to the fucking tough guy who told my friend to stick it up his fucking ass?

Tommy DeVito says: What do you mean funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?! Huh??!!

Tommy DeVito says: What do you mean funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you? Huh?

Marv says: The Window?

Marv says: The window?

Harry says: Yeah.

Marv says: I'm not goin out the window.

Marv says: I'm not going out the window.

Harry says: What are ya SCARED Marv? are you AFRAID?

Harry says: What are ya scared of Marv? Are you afraid?

Tommy DeVito says: Ping! Pow! Boom! Bing!

Nicky Santoro says: If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.

Tommy DeVito says: Don't give me that fucking Tommy shit. What the fuck I asked you for, Henry? I asked you for a favor. I do a lot of fucking favors for you, don't I? I'm trying to bang this fucking broad, you wanna help me out!

Tommy DeVito says: Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us.

James Conway says: Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!

Henry Hill says: Very funny, guys.

James Conway says: Here's a leg!

Tommy DeVito says: Here's a wing! Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?

Tommy DeVito says: What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.

Billy Batts says: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

Tommy DeVito says: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.

Billy Batts says: Okay, salud.

Billy Batts says: Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Tommy DeVito says: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

Tommy DeVito says: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Stacks Edwards says: In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians

Stacks Edwards says: In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians.

Tommy DeVito says: In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this. A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians.

Harry says: Sunny!

Kevin McCallister says: Yes!?

Harry says: Nothing will thrill me better than too shoot you! Knocking off a youngster aint gonna mean that much too me

Harry says: Nothing will thrill me better than too shoot you! Knocking off a youngster aint gonna mean that much too me.

Harry says: Were did he go

Harry says: Were did he go?

Marv says: Maybe he committed sucide

Marv says: Maybe he committed suicide.

Tommy DeVito says: All right so he got shot in the foot, what is it a big fuckin' deal?

Joey LaMotta says: What Are You Tryin' To Prove?! What Does It Prove?

Joey LaMotta says: What are you trying to prove?

Nicky Santoro says: Don't ever go over my fucking head again! You mother fucker you!

Jim Garrison says: I'm sorry this has to end inconveniently for you, David. But I'm gonna have to detain you for further questioning by the FBI

David Ferrie says: Why?

Irvin F Dymond says: I find your story simply not believable.

David Ferrie says: Really? What part?

Tommy DeVito says: Funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Tommy DeVito says: You'd be late to your own FUCKING funeral.

Tommy DeVito says: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Jimmy Alto says: "What are you gonna do kill me? Everybody dies!"

Jimmy Alto says: What are you gonna do kill me? Everybody dies!

Nicky Santoro says: (Nicky gets banned from every casino in Las Vegas) Is there anyway around this?

Nicky Santoro says: [Nicky gets banned from every casino in Las Vegas] Is there anyway around this?

Sam (Ace) Rothstein says: Nope, there's no way.

Nicky Santoro says: Let's just say, I wanna go into a restaurant which happens to be a casino to get one of those sandwiches that I like.

Sam (Ace) Rothstein says: Forget it. You can't even set foot in the parking lot. That's how serious this it.

Billy Batts says: Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box

Billy Batts says: Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box.

Tommy DeVito says: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

Tommy DeVito says: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

James Conway says: Yeah? You should be sorry. Don't fuckin do it again and give me the money. Give me the fuckin money, You hear me? You hear me, I gotta come here and you bust my balls? Give me the fuckin money.

Spider says: [hesitating] Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?

James Conway says: Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody.

James Conway says: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?

Tommy DeVito says: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.

Tommy DeVito says: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

Frankie Carbone says: Eh, I been playin' that numba for three years

Frankie Carbone says: Eh, I been playin' that numba for three years.

Wiseguy Eddy says: Oh, Nicky, I thought you was layin it...

Nicky Santoro says: No, I'm takin it.

Wiseguy Eddy says: Are you sure?

Nicky Santoro says: I'm positive.

Wiseguy Eddy says: Well I'm a little confused.

Nicky Santoro says: Maybe if I stick your head through that window over there you will get unconfused, now give me the fuckin money...You had it ready for me, thought I was fuckin layin it?

Tommy DeVito says: what'd like Henry, the wing or the thigh?

Tommy DeVito says: What'd like Henry, the wing or the thigh?

Tommy DeVito says: [Tommy mocks at Spider] Oklahoma kid. That's me. I'm the Oklahoma kid. You fuckin' varmint! Dance. Dance. YAHOO, YA MOTHERFUCKER! [shoots Spider in the foot]

Tommy DeVito says: He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."

Tommy DeVito says: He said, 'No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy.' I said, 'All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother.'

Tommy DeVito says: You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

Tommy DeVito says: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

Vincent La Guardia Gambini says: How many times have you said spontaneous is romantic?

Mona Lisa Vito says: A burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic

Mona Lisa Vito says: A burp is spontaneous. A burp is not romantic.

Vincent La Guardia Gambini says: Take your time, pick the right words, get back to New York and give me a call

Vincent La Guardia Gambini says: Take your time, pick the right words, get back to New York and give me a call.

Tommy DeVito says: Funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Harry says: (opens the cash register and steals money from it) Merry Christmas Harry!.

Harry says: [opens the cash register and steals money from it] Merry Christmas Harry!

Marv says: (opens the price register and steals money from it) Happy Hanukah Marv!.

Marv says: [opens the price register and steals money from it] Happy Hanukah Marv!

Harry says: Here we are, Marv. New York City. The land of oppurtunity?.

Harry says: Here we are, Marv. New York City. The land of opportunity?

Harry says: (sniffs) Smell that?.

Harry says: [sniffs] Smell that?

Marv says: (sniffs) Yeah?.

Marv says: [sniffs] Yeah?

Harry says: You know what it is?.

Harry says: You know what it is?

Marv says: Fish?.

Marv says: Fish?

Harry says: It's freedom?.

Harry says: It's freedom?

Marv says: No?, it's fish.

Harry says: It's freedom, and it's money?.

Harry says: It's freedom, and it's money?

Marv says: Okay?, okay?, it's freedom?.

Marv says: Okay?, okay?, it's freedom?

Harry says: Come on, let's get outta here before somebody sees us?. (He leaves).

Harry says: Come on, let's get outta here before somebody sees us?. [he leaves]

Marv says: And it's fish?. (He leaves).

Marv says: And it's fish? [he leaves]

Marv says: (talking to Harry) Remember. We make the papers. We're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits.

Marv says: [talking to Harry] Remember. We make the papers. We're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits.

Harry says: (kicks Marv) Shut up!.

Harry says: [kicks Marv] Shut up!.

Marv says: That's S....

Marv says: That's S...

Harry says: (kicks Marv again) Shut up!.

Harry says: [kicks Marv again] Shut up!

Marv says: T....

Marv says: T...

Harry says: Oh!. I....

Harry says: Oh! I...

Marv says: ...I...

Marv says: (talking to the cops in Central Park) We miss the presents. He made us hide out in the store so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money?.

Marv says: [talking to the cops in Central Park] We miss the presents. He made us hide out in the store so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money?.

Harry says: (kicks Marv) Shut up, Marv?.

Harry says: [kicks Marv] Shut up, Marv?

Marv says: (flips out over the bird)

Marv says: [flips out over the bird]

Harry says: (To Marv) You got the remain silent you know?.

Harry says: [to Marv] You got the remain silent you know?

Marv says: He's a little cranky. We just broke out the prison in a few days ago?.

Marv says: He's a little cranky. We just broke out the prison in a few days ago?

Harry says: (kicks Marv again) Shut up, Marv. Geez!.

Harry says: [kicks Marv again] Shut up, Marv. Geez!

Cop in Central Park says: Get 'em outta here!.

Cop in Central Park says: Get 'em outta here!

1st Arresting Cop in Central Park says: Okay, let's go!.

1st Arresting Cop in Central Park says: Okay, let's go!

Joey LaMotta says: Your mother sucks big fucking elephant dicks!

Harry says: Kids are afraid of the dark

Harry says: Kids are afraid of the dark.

French Ticket Agent says: You're afraid of the dark.

Marv says: (The two burgulars arrive at the McCallister household at 9:00p.m.) How do you wanna get in?.

Marv says: [the two burgulars arrive at the McCallister household at 9:00p.m.] How do you wanna get in?

Harry says: Maybe the kid will let us in. You never know?.

Harry says: Maybe the kid will let us in. You never know?

Marv says: He's a kid. Kids are stupid?.

Marv says: He's a kid. Kids are stupid?

Harry says: You better say every prayer that you've ever heard, kid.

Marv says: I hope your parents got you a Tombstone for christmas.

Marv says: (The McCallister household is filled with supposed partygoers, music is blasting) Did they come back?.

Marv says: [the McCallister household is filled with supposed partygoers, music is blasting] Did they come back?

Harry says: From *Paris*?.

Harry says: From *Paris*?

Harry says: (barges through the kitchen door after his head has blow-torched) Where are you, you little CREEP!.

Harry says: [barges through the kitchen door after his head has blow-torched] Where are you, you little CREEP!

Harry says: (talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway) Hey!, hey!. You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.

Harry says: [talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway] Hey, hey! You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.

Kevin McCallister says: Sorry?.

Kevin McCallister says: Sorry?

Harry says: Damn!.

Harry says: Damn!

Marv says: (talking to Kevin) Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?.

Marv says: [talking to Kevin] Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?

Harry says: Okay?, okay?. Merry Christmas.

Harry says: Okay, okay? Merry Christmas.

Harry says: (smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps)

Harry says: [smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps]

Harry says: (opening lines at the beginning of the movie) Hey, hey, hey, hey....

Harry says: [opening lines at the beginning of the movie] Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Billy Batts says: Why don't you go get your shine box?

Tommy DeVito says: MOTHER FUCKER!!

Tommy DeVito says: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker!

Tommy DeVito says: I'm the Oklahoma kid!

Harry says: (sees Kevin in front of the church) No, we're not going to church?.

Harry says: [sees Kevin in front of the church] No, we're not going to church?

Marv says: Me either?.

Marv says: Me either?

Harry says: Let's get out of here?.

Harry says: Let's get out of here?

Officer Devereux says: Hey!, we've been lookin' for you two guys in a long time.

Officer Devereux says: Hey, you know we've been looking for you two guys for a long time. You guys are always leaving the water running whenever you break in, now we know each and every house you guys have hit.

Marv says: Yeah!, well, remember the wet bandits. The wet bandits W-E-T.

Marv says: Yeah. But remember, we're the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E-T.

Harry says: Shut up, shut up. Get in the car. Hands off your head, pal.

Harry says: [shouting] Shut up.

Nicky Santoro says: You shit kicking, stinky horse manure smelling motherfucker you.

Nicky Santoro says: You shit- kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you.

Harry says: (Talking to Kate as she drags Kevin upstairs) Don't worry about me, I've spoken with your husband. Dorry about your home. It's in good hands.

Harry says: [talking to Kate as she drags Kevin upstairs] Don't worry about me. I spoke with your husband already, and don't worry about your home. It's in good hands.

Harry says: Marv!

Harry says: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?

Marv says: Harry!

Marv says: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?

Harry says: Why the hell you take your shoes off?

Marv says: Why the hell you dressed like a chicken?

Vincent La Guardia Gambini says: Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

Harry says: Where is he?

Harry says: Where did he go?

Marv says: Maybe he commited suicide.

Marv says: Maybe he committed suicide.

Kevin McCallister says: I'm down here you big horses ass. Come and get me before I call the police.

Kevin McCallister says: I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.

Tommy DeVito says: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill says: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Henry Hill says: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito says: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Tommy DeVito says: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill says: Get the fuck outta here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito says: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Tommy DeVito says: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

James Conway says: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?

Tommy DeVito says: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls?

James Conway says: I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' shoot the guy?

Henry Hill says: He's dead.

Tommy DeVito says: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.

James Conway says: You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it.

Tommy DeVito says: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

Tommy DeVito says: Hey spider that fucking bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head.

Tommy DeVito says: Hey, Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head.

Nicky Santoro says: When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison just for skimming a casino, sick or no fuckin' sick you knew people were going to get clipped.

Nicky Santoro says: A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night. Share this quote

Jake LaMotta says: What are ya thinkin' about? Ya keep lookin'. Where the fuck you going? You're dead! You're married! You're a married man, it's all over. Leave the young girls for me.

Joey says: What are ya thinkin' about? Ya keep lookin'. Where the fuck you going? You're dead! You're married! You're a married man, it's all over. Leave the young girls for me.

Tommy DeVito says: You think I'm funny? Like I'm a Clown? I amuse you?

Tommy DeVito says: You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

Tommy DeVito says: Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.