Kristen Stewart

Sophie:

The world has become so inhuman.

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Phoebe:

Why are people trying to kill you?

Bella Swan:

Nobody's ever loved anybody as much as I love you.

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Sarah Altman:	What are we doing?
Meg Altman:	I have no idea.

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Meg Altman:	What's that?
Sarah Altman:	S.O.S
Meg Altman:	Where'd you learn that?
Sarah Altman:	Titanic.

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Edward Cullen:	Forever..
Edward Cullen:	Forever...
Bella Swan:	Forever.

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Bella Swan:	I do remember how to undress myself.
Edward Cullen:	Yeah, I just do it so much better.

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Bella Swan:	Okay, we should go again!
Edward Cullen:	Emmett?
Emmett Cullen:	Uuh...I'm good...
Emmett Cullen:	Uh...I'm good...

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Doug Riley:	Are you alright?
Mallory:	Mmm. Yeah. I just can't stand on the street without the cops comin' by me like I'm a fuckin' crackwhore.
Doug Riley:	What happened?
Mallory:	I came here with this guy and, uh, he kept tryin' to stick it up my fuckin' ass. And I was like 'You pencil dick, back the fuck up', and he wouldn't. I went to piss and I came back out, my wallet is sittin' on the bed, and all my shit is everywhere, and his car is gone, and all I got his fuckin' shoes. And like... I'm out nine hundred bucks.

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Mallory:	What's your problem?
Doug Riley:	I guess I'm just not used to bein' around young women who talk about their private parts.
Mallory:	(laughs) Like hello! Like I have private parts!
Mallory:	Like hello! Like I have private parts!

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Mallory:	Hey, you know me and Doug, we don't fool around or anything like that. I'm just sayin' that I mean nothin' like that.
Lois Riley:	I believe you
Mallory:	Because, I mean, he's completely old school. It's crazy.
Lois Riley:	I believe you.

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Sarah Altman:

Get outta my house.

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Snow White:

I would rather die today than live another day of this death.

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Bella Swan:

Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies.

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Esme:	Blink at least 3 times a minute.
Bella Swan:	Blinks really fast,then turns to Esme to see if she has it right.
Esme:	Um...That was good.
Jacob Black:	Yeah for a cartoon character.

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Joan Jett:	I'M THE FUCKING WILD ONE!!!!
Joan Jett:	I'M THE FUCKING WILD ONE!

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Melinda Sordino:

Oh my God, I'm turning into hair woman.

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Marylou/LuAnne Henderson:

Hop in the water's fine.

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Sam Jennings:

[to Randy] You know, uhm... When my mom and dad were first getting divorced, I would always pretend not to hear my dad call up to me to say good-bye. 'Cause I always thought he'd stay longer. If... he couldn't actually say it to me, you know? Maybe it's like that for you. Bye.

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Bella Swan:	[Renesmee reaches for Tanya] Don't be afraid, this is how she communicates.
Tanya:	[Renesmee touches Tanya's cheek] It's true! She's not immortal.

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Edward Cullen:	It's hard to explain, but I need you to be open-minded, can you do that?
Tanya:	Of course.
Bella Swan:	[in the car, looks at Renesmee] Ok, it's time to meet some new people.
Renesmee (5 years):	What if they don't like me?
Jacob Black:	They'll love you.

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Melinda Sordino:

Ivy is being nice. Say something. My throat is dry. It hurts.

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Bella Swan:	Ugh Jacob, I can see what everyone is talking about. You do stink.
Bella Swan:	Well, I can see what everyone's been talking about... you really do stink!

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Bella Swan:	she was born not bitten..... she grows up every single day
Bella Swan:	She grows every single day.

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Bella Swan:	You named my baby after the Loch Ness monster?!?!?!
Bella Swan:	You named my baby after the Loch Ness Monster?

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Bella Swan:

Forever.

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Bella Swan:

Since when do you care about Renesmee?

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Bella Swan:

After eighteen years of being utterly ordinary, I finally found that I could shine.

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Bella Swan:	Vampirs play baseball?
Edward Cullen:	It is the national pastime.

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Bella Swan:

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him-and I didn't know how potent that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. and third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

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Bella Swan:	You have to accept what is
Edward Cullen:	Because you've given me no choice! Bella, were suppose to be partners remember? But you've decided this on your own, you've decided to leave me.
Bella Swan:	Don't see it that way
Edward Cullen:	Well I have no other way to see it,'cause it's me who'll lose you. And I don't choose that, I don't choose that.

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Jacob Black:	Oh here let me help you.
Edward Cullen:	Jacob I got it from here.
Jacob Black:	See you around Bella.
Bella Swan:	Yeah.
Edward Cullen:	I leave you alone for five minutes and the wolves descend.

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Bella Swan:	(voice over) No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.
Bella Swan:	No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.

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Bella Swan:	(voice over) I'd never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go. I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.
Bella Swan:	I'd never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go. I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.

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Edward Cullen:	I'll take care of her, Chief Swan.
Charlie Swan:	Uh-huh. I've heard that before. ( stops Bella) Uh, Bells. I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.
Charlie Swan:	Uh-huh. I've heard that before. [stops Bella] Uh, Bells. I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.
Bella Swan:	[scoffs] Dad.
Charlie Swan:	And, um, you look beautiful.
Bella Swan:	Thanks see ya.

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Edward Cullen:	Bella, you gotta go to Jacksonville. So I can't hurt you anymore.
Bella Swan:	What?! Are you? No! No! How? I don't even know what you're saying. What are you talking about? You just want me to go away? No! I can't! I can't just leave you, I can't just leave you!
Edward Cullen:	I know.
Bella Swan:	We can't be apart. You can't leave me.
Edward Cullen:	I'm here.
Bella Swan:	Okay, just don't. You can't say stuff like that to me. Ever.
Edward Cullen:	Where else am I gonna go?

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Snow White:	I would rather die than live another day of this death!
Greta:	What will happen to me?

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Em Lewin:	Wow.
James Brennan:	Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. I guess I should probably buy an umbrella.
Em Lewin:	I don't think I can see you.
James Brennan:	What?
Em Lewin:	This summer was rough. I did things that I really, really regret.
James Brennan:	Yeah, me too. I'm sorry I told Lisa P. about you and Connell. She told the rest of the world, but I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you but you didn't deserve that.
Em Lewin:	You know, James, I am so sorry for fucking this up. You were the only good thing that happened this summer. [starts to walk away]
James Brennan:	Wait, Em! I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. Yes I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, who introduced me to psychotropic chocolate-chip cookies, who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. And you should trust me, I'm a New Yorker.

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James Brennan:	Look, am I gonna get in trouble? No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda.
Em Lewin:	Is it worth getting knifed over?
James Brennan:	No. Hi, I'm James Brennan. I just started.
Em Lewin:	Em, nice to meet you. Sucks you're gonna lose your job your second day, James.
James Brennan:	No. Shit! I need this job.
Em Lewin:	I'm kidding.You're okay. I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knife point.

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Em Lewin:	(yelling at Sue) You know you don't deserve to date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do you like hate gay people too? Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend!
Em Lewin:	[yelling at Sue] You know you don't deserve to date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do you like hate gay people too? Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend!

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James Brennan:	Who's that?
Em Lewin:	It's my stepmom. I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. She died two years ago.
James Brennan:	Really? I'm sorry.
Em Lewin:	My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. You see that unholy abomination on her head? It's a wig.
James Brennan:	Is it?
Em Lewin:	She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. Lost all her hair. I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch.

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Em Lewin:	(referring to her step-mom) I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. Do you want to hear something fucked up?
Em Lewin:	[referring to her step-mom] I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. Do you want to hear something fucked up?
James Brennan:	What?
Em Lewin:	When my mom first started getting, like, really sick my dad starts going to temple. He's never been serious about his faith. But he decided to buddy up to God like he thought it was going to help save my mom. And that's where he met Francy. My mom loses her hair in chemo and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. It's just weird.

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James Brennan:	I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall but they spelled it "Satin Lives".
James Brennan:	I think somebody was trying to write 'Satan Lives' on that wall but they spelled it 'Satin Lives'.
Em Lewin:	One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.
Em Lewin:	One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.

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Anna:	Only demons or spirits pass through the Dark Forest. Which are you?
The Huntsman:	We're fugitives from the Queen.
Snow White:	We mean you no harm.

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Bella Swan:	"She was born not bitten she grows every single day."
Bella Swan:	She was born not bitten she grows every single day.
Bella Swan:	She was born, not bitten.

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Bella Swan:	I thought we would be safe forever. But "forever" isn't as long as I'd hoped.
Bella Swan:	I thought we would be safe forever. But 'forever' isn't as long as I'd hoped.

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Bella Swan:	"I'm a little worried about Edward....Can vampires go in to shock?"
Bella Swan:	I'm a little worried about Edward... Can vampires go in to shock?

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Mallory:	Hey you know me and Doug, we don't fool around or anything like that. I'm just saying I mean nothing like that.
Lois Riley:	I believe you.
Mallory:	Because, I mean, he's completely old school. It's crazy.

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Mallory:	What's your problem?
Doug Riley:	I guess I'm just not used to being around young women who talk about their private parts.
Mallory:	[laughs] Like hello! Like I have private parts!

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Bella Swan:	"I'll never let anybody hurt you"
Bella Swan:	I'll never let anybody hurt you.

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Snow White:	Who stands with me!!!!!
Snow White:	Who stands with me?!

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Jess Solomon:	Please believe me I'm not making this up!
Denise Solomon:	Jess just stop!
Jess Solomon:	Dad I'm really scared can't we just go home?
Roy Solomon:	Jessica this 'is' home, you have to get used to that
Roy Solomon:	Jessica this is home, you have to get used to that.

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Mr. Freeman:	Melinda: "There's no point talking to my ex-friends, our clan the Plain Janes, have been absorbed by rival groups, Nicole hangs out with the jocks, Rachel went all Euro, Ivy straddles two crowds, the Goths and the Marthas, and then there me. I'm clan less.
Melinda Sordino:	There's no point talking to my ex-friends, our clan the Plain Janes, have been absorbed by rival groups, Nicole hangs out with the jocks, Rachel went all Euro, Ivy straddles two crowds, the Goths and the Marthas. and then there me. I'm clan less.

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Mr. Freeman:	Melinda: "I hate winter I've lived in the Midwest my whole life and I hate winter. It starts to early and ends to late, why doesn't everyone move to Florida?"
Melinda Sordino:	I hate winter I've lived in the Midwest my whole life and I hate winter. It starts to early and ends to late, why doesn't everyone move to Florida?

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Mr. Freeman:	Melinda: "I forgot the Suffragettes were hauled off to jail.. duh!"
Melinda Sordino:	I forgot the Suffragettes were hauled off to jail.. duh!

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Mr. Freeman:	Melinda: "Heather has found a clan; the Marthas very Connecticut, very prep, I suspect money changed hands."
Melinda Sordino:	Heather has found a clan; the Marthas very Connecticut, very prep, I suspect money changed hands.

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Mr. Freeman:	Melinda" All that crap you hear on tv about communication and expressing feelings is a lie. Nobody really cares what you have to say."
Melinda Sordino:	All that crap you hear on tv about communication and expressing feelings is a lie. Nobody really cares what you have to say.

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Mr. Freeman:	Melinda: "I wonder how long it would take for anyone to notice if... I just stopped talking."
Melinda Sordino:	I wonder how long it would take for anyone to notice if... I just stopped talking.

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Bella Swan:

She grows everyday.

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Bella Swan:	"She was born, not Bitten"
Bella Swan:	She was born, not bitten.

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Mallory:

I'm nobody's little girl! It's too late for that shit.

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Snow White:	You left us.
The Huntsman:	I know, and I'm sorry. I promise I'll not leave you again.

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Snow White:	You left us.
The Huntsman:	I know, and I'm sorry. I promise I'll never leave you again.

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Snow White:

You should know, you're the one hunting me!

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Snow White:	You can't have my heart
Snow White:	You can't have my heart.

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Snow White:	"Who will stand with me!? Who will be my Brother!?"
Snow White:	Who will stand with me? Who will be my Brother?

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Snow White:	"I would rather die this day than live another day in this death!"
Snow White:	I would rather die this day than live another day in this death!

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Snow White:	"I will be your weapon! Who will ride with me?! Who will be my brother?!"
Snow White:	I will be your weapon! Who will ride with me?! Who will be my brother?!

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Melinda Sordino:

The school board is making us change our team name from Trojans. They think it doesn't send a strong abstinence message.

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Snow White:	I've seen what she sees. I can kill her.
Snow White:	I've seen what she sees. I can't kill her.

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The Huntsman:	Who are you? Why does the Queen want you dead?
Snow White:	You should know, you're the one hunting me..

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Bella Swan:	Jacob kiss me
Bella Swan:	Jacob kiss me.

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Snow White:

What does she want from me?

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Edward Cullen:	I'm just checking for cold feet.
Bella Swan:	Mine are toasty warm.
Edward Cullen:	It's not too late to change your mind.
Bella Swan:	What, now you're having second thoughts [Edwards looks down] You are.
Edward Cullen:	I've been waiting a century to marry you, Miss Swan.
Bella Swan:	But? [Edward looks down again] But?
Edward Cullen:	I haven't told you everything about myself.
Bella Swan:	What? You're not a virgin? [Edward laughs]

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Edward Cullen:	Just checking for cold feet.
Bella Swan:	Well, my feet are toasty warm.
Bella Swan:	Mine are toasty warm.

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Bella Swan:	My feet are toasty warm.
Bella Swan:	Mine are toasty warm.

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Mallory:

Woah. Did somebody open a can of tuna fish?

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Melinda Sordino:

Everyone deserves a second chance. I mean... isn't that what Jesus said?

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Bella Swan:	"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? Your no taking him to a strip club are you?'
Bella Swan:	Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? Your no taking him to a strip club are you?
Emmett Cullen:	"Don't tell her anything!" [Growls]
Emmett Cullen:	Don't tell her anything! [Growls]
Jasper Hale:	"Relax", "We Cullens have our own version. Just a few mountain lions, a couple grizzly bears. Pretty much an oridanary night out."
Jasper Hale:	Relax. We Cullens have our own version. Just a few mountain lions, a couple grizzly bears. Pretty much an oridanary night out.

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Bella Swan:	"Hopefully a year from now I'm gonna look in the mirror and see someone like you. Someone capable of courage, sacrifice and love."
Bella Swan:	Hopefully a year from now I'm gonna look in the mirror and see someone like you. Someone capable of courage, sacrifice and love.

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Bella Swan:	Is it possible for vampires to go into shock?
Bella Swan:	Can vampires go into shock?

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Edward Cullen:	[to Jacob] I think you may be right. [to everyone] Jacob just had an idea.
Jacob Black:	It wasn't an idea. It was more of a snide comment.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen:	What were you thinking?
Jacob Black:	[smirks] That it's just looking for someone to sink it's teeth into.
Bella Swan:	He's thirsty.
Jasper:	I know the feeling...

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Edward Cullen:	It's not too late to change your mind.
Bella Swan:	I know I can do this.
Edward Cullen:	I'll meet you at the altar...

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Bella Swan:

You're the best.

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Edward Cullen:	"What is it?"
Edward Cullen:	What is it?
Bella Swan:	"How many days has it been since the wedding?"
Bella Swan:	How many days has it been since the wedding?
Edward Cullen:	"14, why? Will you tell me what's going on?"
Edward Cullen:	14, why? Will you tell me what's going on?
Bella Swan:	"I, I'm late. My period's late." (feels tummy) "That's impossible...Can this happen?"
Bella Swan:	I, I'm late. My period's late. [feels tummy] That's impossible... Can this happen?"
Bella Swan:	I, I'm late. My period's late. [feels tummy] That's impossible... Can this happen?

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Cherie Currie:	I think I just need a break... From the band.
Joan Jett:	If you haven't noticed, Cherie, we're in the middle of cutting a record.
Cherie Currie:	I just gotta spend time with my family, you know?
Joan Jett:	Who? Youre mom in Indonesia? Your drunk dad? Are we not your fucked up family now?
Joan Jett:	Who? Youre mom is in Indonesia? Your drunk dad? Are we not your fucked up family now?
Cherie Currie:	I can't do this anymore. I need my life back.
Cherie Currie:	I can't do this anymore. I need my life back.
Joan Jett:	This is my life.
Joan Jett:	This is my life.

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Bella Swan:

Can vampires go into shock?

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Melinda Sordino:	It happened. There is no avoiding it, no forgetting.
Melinda Sordino:	It happened. There's no avoiding it. No forgetting.

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Melinda Sordino:

My English teacher has no face. I call her Hairwoman.

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Melinda Sordino:

It's time for a mental health day. So conjugate this: I cut class. You cut class. He/she/it cuts class.

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Em Lewin:	What the hell was that?
James Brennan:	It's just my life.

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Bella Swan:	No. edwad im trying to tell you that i think im ... pregnant.
Bella Swan:	No. Edward im trying to tell you that I think I'm pregnant.
Bella Swan:	No. Edward I'm trying to tell you that I think I'm pregnant.

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Bella Swan:	I dont think i have food poisoning...
Bella Swan:	I don't think I have food poisoning.

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Mallory:	Oh, you're not a cop!? Oh, okay, show me your cock then, huh? Yeah.
Doug Riley:	Stop that!
Mallory:	Prove you're not a cop!
Doug Riley:	I'm not a cop!
Mallory:	Take this fucking back, cause that's about how close you're gonna get to my pussy tonight. Fuck nuts!

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Tammy:	My brother said guys don't like tough girls. They want girls to be... soft.
Joan Jett:	Of course he'd say that, he's a pussy.

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Bella Swan:	Wh... why didn't you let me speak to him!?
Bella Swan:	Why didn't you let me speak to him!?
Jacob Black:	He didn't ask for you.
Bella Swan:	I don't care!
Alice:	Bella, he's going to the Volturi. He wants to die too.

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Edward Cullen:	So that's what you dream about... becoming a monster?
Bella Swan:	I dream about being with you forever.

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Joan Jett:	Good fucking job. No, really, good fucking job!
Kim Fowley:	Anarchy, mayhem!
Joan Jett:	[Throws two bottles at window].
Joan Jett:	[throws two bottles at window]
Kim Fowley:	Rock and roll, baby! Come on, Joanie.
Joan Jett:	Fuck you! Fuck you! [Bangs on window]. Fuck you!
Joan Jett:	Fuck you! Fuck you! [bangs on window]. Fuck you!

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Doug Riley:	Are you alright?
Mallory:	Mmm. Yeah. I just can't stand on the street without the cops coming by me like I'm a fucking crackwhore.
Doug Riley:	What happened?
Mallory:	I came here with this guy and, uh, he kept trying to stick it up my fucking ass. And I was like "Yo, pencil dick, back the fuck up," and he wouldn't. I went to piss and I came back out, my wallet is sitting on the bed, and all my shit is everywhere, and his car is gone, and all I got is fucking shoes. And like... I'm out 900 bucks.
Mallory:	I came here with this guy and, uh, he kept trying to stick it up my fucking ass. And I was like 'Yo, pencil dick, back the fuck up,' and he wouldn't. I went to piss and I came back out, my wallet is sitting on the bed, and all my shit is everywhere, and his car is gone, and all I got is fucking shoes. And like... I'm out 900 bucks.

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Bella Swan:	This wasn't a choice between you and Jacob. This was a choice between who I should be and who I am. I've always felt out of step, literally stumbling through my life. I've never felt normal. I don't wanna be. I've faced death, and loss, and pain in your world, but I've also never felt stronger... like more real, more myself. Because it's my world too.
Bella Swan:	This wasn't a choice between you and Jacob. It was between who I should be and who I am. I've always felt out of step. Like literally stumbling through my life. I've never felt normal, because I'm not normal, and I don't wanna be. I've had to face death and loss and pain in your world, but I've also never felt stronger, like more real, more myself, because it's my world too. It's where I belong.
Edward Cullen:	So... this isn't just about me?
Edward Cullen:	So it's not just about me?
Bella Swan:	No... sorry.
Bella Swan:	No. [pause]
Bella Swan:	I'm gonna need that ring now.
Bella Swan:	Sorry...

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