Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart

Highest Rated: 91% Certain Women (2016)

Lowest Rated: 12% The Messengers (2007)

Birthday: Apr 9, 1990

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA

Kristen Stewart was poised to become a preteen star with her role opposite Jodie Foster in David Fincher's atmospheric thriller Panic Room (2002). A resident of Los Angeles, Stewart's nascent acting career got off to a promising start when she was cast in two vastly different films. Eschewing fluffy kids' movies, Stewart played troubled single mother Patricia Clarkson's tomboy daughter in independent film darling Rose Troche's tough examination of suburban angst, The Safety of Objects (2002). Stewart subsequently got her first taste of major Hollywood success with Panic Room. Replacing the original child actress cast as divorcée Meg's sullen, diabetic daughter Sarah, Stewart became an even more felicitous choice when original star Nicole Kidman dropped out and Foster stepped in. Though critics were less than ecstatic about the film, Stewart still garnered positive notice for her believable presence as Foster's offspring.Following a supporting performance as the daughter of a couple who unknowingly move into a seemingly haunted house in the 2003 chiller Cold Creek Manor, Stewart took top billing in the emotionally charged drama Speak in 2004. Cast as a traumatized high school freshman whose status as a selective mute draws the concern of friends and family, Stewart's handling of the remarkably intimate material drew praise from critics and Sundance audiences. Stewart would also continue to impress critics with her thoughtful performances in movies like 2007's The Cake Eaters and Into the Wild, but one of her most attention-grabbing roles would come in 2008, when she was cast as Bella Swan in the big screen adaptation of the teen-centric vampire romance novel Twilight. A franchise already adored by legions of tween fans, the ensuing series of films, 2009's New Moon, 2010's Eclipse, 2011's The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, and 2012's The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, would make Stewart a household name. Despite this, the actress remained selective and thoughtful in her other roles, starring opposite Jesse Eisenberg in the cult hit 2009 comedy/drama Adventureland, and playing innovating rock star Joan Jett in 2010's The Runaways.2012 would see Stewart joining Sam Riley and Kirsten Dunst for a much anticipated cinematic adaptation of Jack Kerouac's On the Road and starring as Snow White in Snow White and the Huntsman. In 2014, she appeared in Clouds of Sils Maria, which earned her a César Award for Best Supporting Actress, and also made her the first American actress to win a César Award. She also appeared in Still Alice, opposite Julianne Moore in her Academy Award-winning performance.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet Happiest Season Actor 2020
39% Seberg Jean Seberg 2020
47% Underwater Norah Price 2020
52% Charlie's Angels Sabina Wilson 2019
55% J.T. LeRoy Savannah Knoop 2019
66% Lizzie Bridget Sullivan 2018
80% Personal Shopper Maureen Cartwright $1.4M 2017
44% Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk Kathryn $1.8M 2016
91% Certain Women Elizabeth Travis $1.1M 2016
35% Equals Nia 2016
71% Café Society Vonnie $11.1M 2016
26% Anesthesia Sophie $22.9K 2016
43% American Ultra Phoebe 2015
90% Clouds of Sils Maria Valentine 2015
85% Still Alice Lydia Howland 2015
75% Camp X-Ray Cole $10.3K 2014
44% On the Road Marylou/LuAnne Henderson $0.7M 2012
49% The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Bella Swan $292.3M 2012
49% Snow White and the Huntsman Snow White $155.1M 2012
No Score Yet Snow White and the Huntsman (Extended Version) Actor 2012
25% Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Bella Swan $281.3M 2011
No Score Yet Twilight Saga Double Feature: New Moon And Eclipse Actor 2011
54% Welcome to the Rileys Mallory $0.2M 2010
48% The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Bella Swan $300.6M 2010
No Score Yet Twilight Trilogy Actor 2010
69% The Runaways Joan Jett $3.7M 2010
66% The Yellow Handkerchief Martine $0.3M 2010
28% The Twilight Saga: New Moon Bella Swan $296.6M 2009
No Score Yet Twilight in Forks: The Saga of the Real Town Actor 2009
88% Adventureland Em Lewin $16M 2009
49% Twilight Bella Swan $191.5M 2008
15% Jumper Sophie $80.1M 2008
50% What Just Happened? Zoe $1.1M 2008
83% Into the Wild Tracy $18.2M 2007
64% The Cake Eaters Georgia 2007
44% In the Land of Women Lucy Hardwicke $11.1M 2007
12% The Messengers Jess $35.4M 2007
75% Zathura: A Space Adventure Lisa $28.1M 2005
24% Fierce People Maya 2005
55% Undertow Lila 2004
13% Catch That Kid Maddy $16.6M 2004
No Score Yet Speak Melinda Sordino 2004
12% Cold Creek Manor Kristen Tilson 2003
75% Panic Room Sarah Altman $95.4M 2002
50% The Safety of Objects Sam Jennings $86.8K 2001

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host 2020
2019
2017
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2019
2012
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest 2017
No Score Yet Today
2017
Guest 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2017
2016
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2017
2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2019
Guest 2016
2015
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2016
2015
2012
2011
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2016
2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2015
No Score Yet MTV First
2011-2014
Guest Appearing 2012
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2012
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest 2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2012
2011
2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2012
2010
2009
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest 2010

QUOTES FROM Kristen Stewart CHARACTERS

Sophie says: The world has become so inhuman.

Phoebe says: Why are people trying to kill you?

Bella Swan says: Nobody's ever loved anybody as much as I love you.

Sarah Altman says: What are we doing?

Meg Altman says: I have no idea.

Meg Altman says: What's that?

Sarah Altman says: S.O.S

Meg Altman says: Where'd you learn that?

Sarah Altman says: Titanic.

Edward Cullen says: Forever..

Edward Cullen says: Forever...

Bella Swan says: Forever.

Bella Swan says: I do remember how to undress myself.

Edward Cullen says: Yeah, I just do it so much better.

Bella Swan says: Okay, we should go again!

Edward Cullen says: Emmett?

Emmett Cullen says: Uuh...I'm good...

Emmett Cullen says: Uh...I'm good...

Doug Riley says: Are you alright?

Mallory says: Mmm. Yeah. I just can't stand on the street without the cops comin' by me like I'm a fuckin' crackwhore.

Doug Riley says: What happened?

Mallory says: I came here with this guy and, uh, he kept tryin' to stick it up my fuckin' ass. And I was like 'You pencil dick, back the fuck up', and he wouldn't. I went to piss and I came back out, my wallet is sittin' on the bed, and all my shit is everywhere, and his car is gone, and all I got his fuckin' shoes. And like... I'm out nine hundred bucks.

Mallory says: What's your problem?

Doug Riley says: I guess I'm just not used to bein' around young women who talk about their private parts.

Mallory says: (laughs) Like hello! Like I have private parts!

Mallory says: Like hello! Like I have private parts!

Mallory says: Hey, you know me and Doug, we don't fool around or anything like that. I'm just sayin' that I mean nothin' like that.

Lois Riley says: I believe you

Mallory says: Because, I mean, he's completely old school. It's crazy.

Lois Riley says: I believe you.

Sarah Altman says: Get outta my house.

Snow White says: I would rather die today than live another day of this death.

Bella Swan says: Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies.

Esme says: Blink at least 3 times a minute.

Bella Swan says: Blinks really fast,then turns to Esme to see if she has it right.

Esme says: Um...That was good.

Jacob Black says: Yeah for a cartoon character.

Joan Jett says: I'M THE FUCKING WILD ONE!!!!

Joan Jett says: I'M THE FUCKING WILD ONE!

Melinda Sordino says: Oh my God, I'm turning into hair woman.

Marylou/LuAnne Henderson says: Hop in the water's fine.

Sam Jennings says: [to Randy] You know, uhm... When my mom and dad were first getting divorced, I would always pretend not to hear my dad call up to me to say good-bye. 'Cause I always thought he'd stay longer. If... he couldn't actually say it to me, you know? Maybe it's like that for you. Bye.

Bella Swan says: [Renesmee reaches for Tanya] Don't be afraid, this is how she communicates.

Tanya says: [Renesmee touches Tanya's cheek] It's true! She's not immortal.

Edward Cullen says: It's hard to explain, but I need you to be open-minded, can you do that?

Tanya says: Of course.

Bella Swan says: [in the car, looks at Renesmee] Ok, it's time to meet some new people.

Renesmee (5 years) says: What if they don't like me?

Jacob Black says: They'll love you.

Melinda Sordino says: Ivy is being nice. Say something. My throat is dry. It hurts.

Bella Swan says: Ugh Jacob, I can see what everyone is talking about. You do stink.

Bella Swan says: Well, I can see what everyone's been talking about... you really do stink!

Bella Swan says: she was born not bitten..... she grows up every single day

Bella Swan says: She grows every single day.

Bella Swan says: You named my baby after the Loch Ness monster?!?!?!

Bella Swan says: You named my baby after the Loch Ness Monster?

Bella Swan says: Forever.

Bella Swan says: Since when do you care about Renesmee?

Bella Swan says: After eighteen years of being utterly ordinary, I finally found that I could shine.

Bella Swan says: Vampirs play baseball?

Edward Cullen says: It is the national pastime.

Bella Swan says: About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him-and I didn't know how potent that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. and third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Bella Swan says: You have to accept what is

Edward Cullen says: Because you've given me no choice! Bella, were suppose to be partners remember? But you've decided this on your own, you've decided to leave me.

Bella Swan says: Don't see it that way

Edward Cullen says: Well I have no other way to see it,'cause it's me who'll lose you. And I don't choose that, I don't choose that.

Jacob Black says: Oh here let me help you.

Edward Cullen says: Jacob I got it from here.

Jacob Black says: See you around Bella.

Bella Swan says: Yeah.

Edward Cullen says: I leave you alone for five minutes and the wolves descend.

Bella Swan says: (voice over) No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.

Bella Swan says: No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.

Bella Swan says: (voice over) I'd never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go. I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.

Bella Swan says: I'd never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go. I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.

Edward Cullen says: I'll take care of her, Chief Swan.

Charlie Swan says: Uh-huh. I've heard that before. ( stops Bella) Uh, Bells. I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.

Charlie Swan says: Uh-huh. I've heard that before. [stops Bella] Uh, Bells. I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.

Bella Swan says: [scoffs] Dad.

Charlie Swan says: And, um, you look beautiful.

Bella Swan says: Thanks see ya.

Edward Cullen says: Bella, you gotta go to Jacksonville. So I can't hurt you anymore.

Bella Swan says: What?! Are you? No! No! How? I don't even know what you're saying. What are you talking about? You just want me to go away? No! I can't! I can't just leave you, I can't just leave you!

Edward Cullen says: I know.

Bella Swan says: We can't be apart. You can't leave me.

Edward Cullen says: I'm here.

Bella Swan says: Okay, just don't. You can't say stuff like that to me. Ever.

Edward Cullen says: Where else am I gonna go?

Snow White says: I would rather die than live another day of this death!

Greta says: What will happen to me?

Em Lewin says: Wow.

James Brennan says: Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. I guess I should probably buy an umbrella.

Em Lewin says: I don't think I can see you.

James Brennan says: What?

Em Lewin says: This summer was rough. I did things that I really, really regret.

James Brennan says: Yeah, me too. I'm sorry I told Lisa P. about you and Connell. She told the rest of the world, but I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you but you didn't deserve that.

Em Lewin says: You know, James, I am so sorry for fucking this up. You were the only good thing that happened this summer. [starts to walk away]

James Brennan says: Wait, Em! I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. Yes I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, who introduced me to psychotropic chocolate-chip cookies, who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. And you should trust me, I'm a New Yorker.

James Brennan says: Look, am I gonna get in trouble? No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda.

Em Lewin says: Is it worth getting knifed over?

James Brennan says: No. Hi, I'm James Brennan. I just started.

Em Lewin says: Em, nice to meet you. Sucks you're gonna lose your job your second day, James.

James Brennan says: No. Shit! I need this job.

Em Lewin says: I'm kidding.You're okay. I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knife point.

Em Lewin says: (yelling at Sue) You know you don't deserve to date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do you like hate gay people too? Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend!

Em Lewin says: [yelling at Sue] You know you don't deserve to date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do you like hate gay people too? Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend!

James Brennan says: Who's that?

Em Lewin says: It's my stepmom. I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. She died two years ago.

James Brennan says: Really? I'm sorry.

Em Lewin says: My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. You see that unholy abomination on her head? It's a wig.

James Brennan says: Is it?

Em Lewin says: She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. Lost all her hair. I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch.

Em Lewin says: (referring to her step-mom) I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. Do you want to hear something fucked up?

Em Lewin says: [referring to her step-mom] I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. Do you want to hear something fucked up?

James Brennan says: What?

Em Lewin says: When my mom first started getting, like, really sick my dad starts going to temple. He's never been serious about his faith. But he decided to buddy up to God like he thought it was going to help save my mom. And that's where he met Francy. My mom loses her hair in chemo and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. It's just weird.

James Brennan says: I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall but they spelled it "Satin Lives".

James Brennan says: I think somebody was trying to write 'Satan Lives' on that wall but they spelled it 'Satin Lives'.

Em Lewin says: One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.

Em Lewin says: One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.

Anna says: Only demons or spirits pass through the Dark Forest. Which are you?

The Huntsman says: We're fugitives from the Queen.

Snow White says: We mean you no harm.

Bella Swan says: "She was born not bitten she grows every single day."

Bella Swan says: She was born not bitten she grows every single day.

Bella Swan says: She was born, not bitten.

Bella Swan says: I thought we would be safe forever. But "forever" isn't as long as I'd hoped.

Bella Swan says: I thought we would be safe forever. But 'forever' isn't as long as I'd hoped.

Bella Swan says: "I'm a little worried about Edward....Can vampires go in to shock?"

Bella Swan says: I'm a little worried about Edward... Can vampires go in to shock?

Mallory says: Hey you know me and Doug, we don't fool around or anything like that. I'm just saying I mean nothing like that.

Lois Riley says: I believe you.

Mallory says: Because, I mean, he's completely old school. It's crazy.

Mallory says: What's your problem?

Doug Riley says: I guess I'm just not used to being around young women who talk about their private parts.

Mallory says: [laughs] Like hello! Like I have private parts!

Bella Swan says: "I'll never let anybody hurt you"

Bella Swan says: I'll never let anybody hurt you.

Snow White says: Who stands with me!!!!!

Snow White says: Who stands with me?!

Jess Solomon says: Please believe me I'm not making this up!

Denise Solomon says: Jess just stop!

Jess Solomon says: Dad I'm really scared can't we just go home?

Roy Solomon says: Jessica this 'is' home, you have to get used to that

Roy Solomon says: Jessica this is home, you have to get used to that.

Mr. Freeman says: Melinda: "There's no point talking to my ex-friends, our clan the Plain Janes, have been absorbed by rival groups, Nicole hangs out with the jocks, Rachel went all Euro, Ivy straddles two crowds, the Goths and the Marthas, and then there me. I'm clan less.

Melinda Sordino says: There's no point talking to my ex-friends, our clan the Plain Janes, have been absorbed by rival groups, Nicole hangs out with the jocks, Rachel went all Euro, Ivy straddles two crowds, the Goths and the Marthas. and then there me. I'm clan less.

Mr. Freeman says: Melinda: "I hate winter I've lived in the Midwest my whole life and I hate winter. It starts to early and ends to late, why doesn't everyone move to Florida?"

Melinda Sordino says: I hate winter I've lived in the Midwest my whole life and I hate winter. It starts to early and ends to late, why doesn't everyone move to Florida?

Mr. Freeman says: Melinda: "I forgot the Suffragettes were hauled off to jail.. duh!"

Melinda Sordino says: I forgot the Suffragettes were hauled off to jail.. duh!

Mr. Freeman says: Melinda: "Heather has found a clan; the Marthas very Connecticut, very prep, I suspect money changed hands."

Melinda Sordino says: Heather has found a clan; the Marthas very Connecticut, very prep, I suspect money changed hands.

Mr. Freeman says: Melinda" All that crap you hear on tv about communication and expressing feelings is a lie. Nobody really cares what you have to say."

Melinda Sordino says: All that crap you hear on tv about communication and expressing feelings is a lie. Nobody really cares what you have to say.

Mr. Freeman says: Melinda: "I wonder how long it would take for anyone to notice if... I just stopped talking."

Melinda Sordino says: I wonder how long it would take for anyone to notice if... I just stopped talking.

Bella Swan says: She grows everyday.

Bella Swan says: "She was born, not Bitten"

Bella Swan says: She was born, not bitten.

Mallory says: I'm nobody's little girl! It's too late for that shit.

Snow White says: You left us.

The Huntsman says: I know, and I'm sorry. I promise I'll not leave you again.

Snow White says: You left us.

The Huntsman says: I know, and I'm sorry. I promise I'll never leave you again.

Snow White says: You should know, you're the one hunting me!

Snow White says: You can't have my heart

Snow White says: You can't have my heart.

Snow White says: "Who will stand with me!? Who will be my Brother!?"

Snow White says: Who will stand with me? Who will be my Brother?

Snow White says: "I would rather die this day than live another day in this death!"

Snow White says: I would rather die this day than live another day in this death!

Snow White says: "I will be your weapon! Who will ride with me?! Who will be my brother?!"

Snow White says: I will be your weapon! Who will ride with me?! Who will be my brother?!

Melinda Sordino says: The school board is making us change our team name from Trojans. They think it doesn't send a strong abstinence message.

Snow White says: I've seen what she sees. I can kill her.

Snow White says: I've seen what she sees. I can't kill her.

The Huntsman says: Who are you? Why does the Queen want you dead?

Snow White says: You should know, you're the one hunting me..

Bella Swan says: Jacob kiss me

Bella Swan says: Jacob kiss me.

Snow White says: What does she want from me?

Edward Cullen says: I'm just checking for cold feet.

Bella Swan says: Mine are toasty warm.

Edward Cullen says: It's not too late to change your mind.

Bella Swan says: What, now you're having second thoughts [Edwards looks down] You are.

Edward Cullen says: I've been waiting a century to marry you, Miss Swan.

Bella Swan says: But? [Edward looks down again] But?

Edward Cullen says: I haven't told you everything about myself.

Bella Swan says: What? You're not a virgin? [Edward laughs]

Edward Cullen says: Just checking for cold feet.

Bella Swan says: Well, my feet are toasty warm.

Bella Swan says: Mine are toasty warm.

Bella Swan says: My feet are toasty warm.

Bella Swan says: Mine are toasty warm.

Mallory says: Woah. Did somebody open a can of tuna fish?

Melinda Sordino says: Everyone deserves a second chance. I mean... isn't that what Jesus said?

Bella Swan says: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? Your no taking him to a strip club are you?'

Bella Swan says: Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? Your no taking him to a strip club are you?

Emmett Cullen says: "Don't tell her anything!" [Growls]

Emmett Cullen says: Don't tell her anything! [Growls]

Jasper Hale says: "Relax", "We Cullens have our own version. Just a few mountain lions, a couple grizzly bears. Pretty much an oridanary night out."

Jasper Hale says: Relax. We Cullens have our own version. Just a few mountain lions, a couple grizzly bears. Pretty much an oridanary night out.

Bella Swan says: "Hopefully a year from now I'm gonna look in the mirror and see someone like you. Someone capable of courage, sacrifice and love."

Bella Swan says: Hopefully a year from now I'm gonna look in the mirror and see someone like you. Someone capable of courage, sacrifice and love.

Bella Swan says: Is it possible for vampires to go into shock?

Bella Swan says: Can vampires go into shock?

Edward Cullen says: [to Jacob] I think you may be right. [to everyone] Jacob just had an idea.

Jacob Black says: It wasn't an idea. It was more of a snide comment.

Dr. Carlisle Cullen says: What were you thinking?

Jacob Black says: [smirks] That it's just looking for someone to sink it's teeth into.

Bella Swan says: He's thirsty.

Jasper says: I know the feeling...

Edward Cullen says: It's not too late to change your mind.

Bella Swan says: I know I can do this.

Edward Cullen says: I'll meet you at the altar...

Bella Swan says: You're the best.

Edward Cullen says: "What is it?"

Edward Cullen says: What is it?

Bella Swan says: "How many days has it been since the wedding?"

Bella Swan says: How many days has it been since the wedding?

Edward Cullen says: "14, why? Will you tell me what's going on?"

Edward Cullen says: 14, why? Will you tell me what's going on?

Bella Swan says: "I, I'm late. My period's late." (feels tummy) "That's impossible...Can this happen?"

Bella Swan says: I, I'm late. My period's late. [feels tummy] That's impossible... Can this happen?"

Bella Swan says: I, I'm late. My period's late. [feels tummy] That's impossible... Can this happen?

Cherie Currie says: I think I just need a break... From the band.

Joan Jett says: If you haven't noticed, Cherie, we're in the middle of cutting a record.

Cherie Currie says: I just gotta spend time with my family, you know?

Joan Jett says: Who? Youre mom in Indonesia? Your drunk dad? Are we not your fucked up family now?

Joan Jett says: Who? Youre mom is in Indonesia? Your drunk dad? Are we not your fucked up family now?

Cherie Currie says: I can't do this anymore. I need my life back.

Cherie Currie says: I can't do this anymore. I need my life back.

Joan Jett says: This is my life.

Joan Jett says: This is my life.

Bella Swan says: Can vampires go into shock?

Melinda Sordino says: It happened. There is no avoiding it, no forgetting.

Melinda Sordino says: It happened. There's no avoiding it. No forgetting.

Melinda Sordino says: My English teacher has no face. I call her Hairwoman.

Melinda Sordino says: It's time for a mental health day. So conjugate this: I cut class. You cut class. He/she/it cuts class.

Em Lewin says: What the hell was that?

James Brennan says: It's just my life.

Bella Swan says: No. edwad im trying to tell you that i think im ... pregnant.

Bella Swan says: No. Edward im trying to tell you that I think I'm pregnant.

Bella Swan says: No. Edward I'm trying to tell you that I think I'm pregnant.

Bella Swan says: I dont think i have food poisoning...

Bella Swan says: I don't think I have food poisoning.

Mallory says: Oh, you're not a cop!? Oh, okay, show me your cock then, huh? Yeah.

Doug Riley says: Stop that!

Mallory says: Prove you're not a cop!

Doug Riley says: I'm not a cop!

Mallory says: Take this fucking back, cause that's about how close you're gonna get to my pussy tonight. Fuck nuts!

Tammy says: My brother said guys don't like tough girls. They want girls to be... soft.

Joan Jett says: Of course he'd say that, he's a pussy.

Bella Swan says: Wh... why didn't you let me speak to him!?

Bella Swan says: Why didn't you let me speak to him!?

Jacob Black says: He didn't ask for you.

Bella Swan says: I don't care!

Alice says: Bella, he's going to the Volturi. He wants to die too.

Edward Cullen says: So that's what you dream about... becoming a monster?

Bella Swan says: I dream about being with you forever.

Joan Jett says: Good fucking job. No, really, good fucking job!

Kim Fowley says: Anarchy, mayhem!

Joan Jett says: [Throws two bottles at window].

Joan Jett says: [throws two bottles at window]

Kim Fowley says: Rock and roll, baby! Come on, Joanie.

Joan Jett says: Fuck you! Fuck you! [Bangs on window]. Fuck you!

Joan Jett says: Fuck you! Fuck you! [bangs on window]. Fuck you!

Doug Riley says: Are you alright?

Mallory says: Mmm. Yeah. I just can't stand on the street without the cops coming by me like I'm a fucking crackwhore.

Doug Riley says: What happened?

Mallory says: I came here with this guy and, uh, he kept trying to stick it up my fucking ass. And I was like "Yo, pencil dick, back the fuck up," and he wouldn't. I went to piss and I came back out, my wallet is sitting on the bed, and all my shit is everywhere, and his car is gone, and all I got is fucking shoes. And like... I'm out 900 bucks.

Mallory says: I came here with this guy and, uh, he kept trying to stick it up my fucking ass. And I was like 'Yo, pencil dick, back the fuck up,' and he wouldn't. I went to piss and I came back out, my wallet is sitting on the bed, and all my shit is everywhere, and his car is gone, and all I got is fucking shoes. And like... I'm out 900 bucks.

Bella Swan says: This wasn't a choice between you and Jacob. This was a choice between who I should be and who I am. I've always felt out of step, literally stumbling through my life. I've never felt normal. I don't wanna be. I've faced death, and loss, and pain in your world, but I've also never felt stronger... like more real, more myself. Because it's my world too.

Bella Swan says: This wasn't a choice between you and Jacob. It was between who I should be and who I am. I've always felt out of step. Like literally stumbling through my life. I've never felt normal, because I'm not normal, and I don't wanna be. I've had to face death and loss and pain in your world, but I've also never felt stronger, like more real, more myself, because it's my world too. It's where I belong.

Edward Cullen says: So... this isn't just about me?

Edward Cullen says: So it's not just about me?

Bella Swan says: No... sorry.

Bella Swan says: No. [pause]

Bella Swan says: I'm gonna need that ring now.

Bella Swan says: Sorry...