Kristen Stewart

Highest Rated: 91% Certain Women (2016)

Lowest Rated: 12% The Messengers (2007)

Birthday: Apr 9, 1990

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA

Kristen Stewart was poised to become a preteen star with her role opposite Jodie Foster in David Fincher's atmospheric thriller Panic Room (2002). A resident of Los Angeles, Stewart's nascent acting career got off to a promising start when she was cast in two vastly different films. Eschewing fluffy kids' movies, Stewart played troubled single mother Patricia Clarkson's tomboy daughter in independent film darling Rose Troche's tough examination of suburban angst, The Safety of Objects (2002). Stewart subsequently got her first taste of major Hollywood success with Panic Room. Replacing the original child actress cast as divorcée Meg's sullen, diabetic daughter Sarah, Stewart became an even more felicitous choice when original star Nicole Kidman dropped out and Foster stepped in. Though critics were less than ecstatic about the film, Stewart still garnered positive notice for her believable presence as Foster's offspring.Following a supporting performance as the daughter of a couple who unknowingly move into a seemingly haunted house in the 2003 chiller Cold Creek Manor, Stewart took top billing in the emotionally charged drama Speak in 2004. Cast as a traumatized high school freshman whose status as a selective mute draws the concern of friends and family, Stewart's handling of the remarkably intimate material drew praise from critics and Sundance audiences. Stewart would also continue to impress critics with her thoughtful performances in movies like 2007's The Cake Eaters and Into the Wild, but one of her most attention-grabbing roles would come in 2008, when she was cast as Bella Swan in the big screen adaptation of the teen-centric vampire romance novel Twilight. A franchise already adored by legions of tween fans, the ensuing series of films, 2009's New Moon, 2010's Eclipse, 2011's The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, and 2012's The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2, would make Stewart a household name. Despite this, the actress remained selective and thoughtful in her other roles, starring opposite Jesse Eisenberg in the cult hit 2009 comedy/drama Adventureland, and playing innovating rock star Joan Jett in 2010's The Runaways.2012 would see Stewart joining Sam Riley and Kirsten Dunst for a much anticipated cinematic adaptation of Jack Kerouac's On the Road and starring as Snow White in Snow White and the Huntsman. In 2014, she appeared in Clouds of Sils Maria, which earned her a César Award for Best Supporting Actress, and also made her the first American actress to win a César Award. She also appeared in Still Alice, opposite Julianne Moore in her Academy Award-winning performance.

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Filmography

MOVIES

RATING	TITLE	CREDIT	BOX OFFICE	YEAR
65%	Lizzie	Bridget Sullivan	—	2018
No Score Yet	Lizzie	Actor	—	2018
75%	Jeremiah Terminator LeRoy	Savannah Knoop	—	2018
80%	Personal Shopper	Maureen Cartwright	$1.4M	2017
44%	Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk	Kathryn	$1.8M	2016
91%	Certain Women	Elizabeth Travis	$1.1M	2016
35%	Equals	Nia	—	2016
70%	Café Society	Vonnie	$11.1M	2016
26%	Anesthesia	Sophie	$22.9K	2016
43%	American Ultra	Phoebe	—	2015
90%	Clouds of Sils Maria	Valentine	—	2015
86%	Still Alice	Lydia Howland	—	2015
75%	Camp X-Ray	Cole	$10.3K	2014
44%	On the Road	Marylou/LuAnne Henderson	$0.7M	2012
49%	The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2	Bella Swan	$292.3M	2012
49%	Snow White and the Huntsman	Snow White	$155.1M	2012
No Score Yet	Snow White and the Huntsman (Extended Version)	Actor	—	2012
25%	Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1	Bella Swan	$281.3M	2011
No Score Yet	Twilight Saga Double Feature: New Moon And Eclipse	Actor	—	2011
54%	Welcome to the Rileys	Mallory	$0.2M	2010
48%	The Twilight Saga: Eclipse	Bella Swan	$300.6M	2010
No Score Yet	Twilight Trilogy	Actor	—	2010
69%	The Runaways	Joan Jett	$3.7M	2010
67%	The Yellow Handkerchief	Martine	$0.3M	2010
No Score Yet	82nd Annual Academy Awards	Actor	—	2010
28%	The Twilight Saga: New Moon	Bella Swan	$296.6M	2009
88%	Adventureland	Em Lewin	$16M	2009
49%	Twilight	Bella Swan	$191.5M	2008
15%	Jumper	Sophie	$80.1M	2008
50%	What Just Happened?	Zoe	$1.1M	2008
82%	Into the Wild	Tracy	$18.2M	2007
64%	The Cake Eaters	Georgia	—	2007
44%	In the Land of Women	Lucy Hardwicke	$11.1M	2007
12%	The Messengers	Jess	$35.4M	2007
75%	Zathura	Lisa	$28.1M	2005
24%	Fierce People	Maya	—	2005
55%	Undertow	Lila	—	2004
12%	Catch That Kid	Maddy	$16.6M	2004
No Score Yet	Speak	Melinda Sordino	—	2004
12%	Cold Creek Manor	Kristen Tilson	—	2003
75%	Panic Room	Sarah Altman	$95.4M	2002
50%	The Safety of Objects	Sam Jennings	$86.8K	2001

TV

RATING	TITLE	CREDIT	YEAR
No Score Yet	Charlie Rose 2013-2017	Guest	2017
No Score Yet	Saturday Night Live 1975	Host	2017
No Score Yet	Today 2017	Guest	2017
No Score Yet	The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 2015	Guest	2017 2016
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 2014	Guest	2017 2016 2015 2014
No Score Yet	The Late Late Show With James Corden 2015-2018	Guest	2016 2015
No Score Yet	Conan 2010	Guest	2016 2015 2012 2011
No Score Yet	The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2003	Guest	2016 2011
No Score Yet	Late Night With Seth Meyers 2014	Guest	2015
No Score Yet	MTV First 2011-2014	Guest Appearing	2012
No Score Yet	The Graham Norton Show 2007	Guest	2012
No Score Yet	The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson 2005-2014	Guest	2012
No Score Yet	The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 1992-2014	Guest	2012 2011 2010
No Score Yet	Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 2009-2014	Guest	2012 2010 2009
No Score Yet	Jimmy Kimmel Live 2003	Guest	2012 2006

QUOTES FROM Kristen Stewart CHARACTERS

Sophie

The world has become so inhuman.

Phoebe

Why are people trying to kill you?

Bella Swan

Nobody's ever loved anybody as much as I love you.

Sarah Altman	What are we doing?
Meg Altman	I have no idea.

Meg Altman	What's that?
Sarah Altman	S.O.S
Meg Altman	Where'd you learn that?
Sarah Altman	Titanic.

Edward Cullen	Forever..
Edward Cullen	Forever...
Bella Swan	Forever.

Bella Swan	I do remember how to undress myself.
Edward Cullen	Yeah, I just do it so much better.

Bella Swan	Okay, we should go again!
Edward Cullen	Emmett?
Emmett Cullen	Uuh...I'm good...
Emmett Cullen	Uh...I'm good...

Doug Riley	Are you alright?
Mallory	Mmm. Yeah. I just can't stand on the street without the cops comin' by me like I'm a fuckin' crackwhore.
Doug Riley	What happened?
Mallory	I came here with this guy and, uh, he kept tryin' to stick it up my fuckin' ass. And I was like 'You pencil dick, back the fuck up', and he wouldn't. I went to piss and I came back out, my wallet is sittin' on the bed, and all my shit is everywhere, and his car is gone, and all I got his fuckin' shoes. And like... I'm out nine hundred bucks.

Mallory	What's your problem?
Doug Riley	I guess I'm just not used to bein' around young women who talk about their private parts.
Mallory	(laughs) Like hello! Like I have private parts!
Mallory	Like hello! Like I have private parts!

Mallory	Hey, you know me and Doug, we don't fool around or anything like that. I'm just sayin' that I mean nothin' like that.
Lois Riley	I believe you
Mallory	Because, I mean, he's completely old school. It's crazy.
Lois Riley	I believe you.

Sarah Altman

Get outta my house.

Snow White

I would rather die today than live another day of this death.

Bella Swan

Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies.

Esme	Blink at least 3 times a minute.
Bella Swan	Blinks really fast,then turns to Esme to see if she has it right.
Esme	Um...That was good.
Jacob Black	Yeah for a cartoon character.

Joan Jett	I'M THE FUCKING WILD ONE!!!!
Joan Jett	I'M THE FUCKING WILD ONE!

Melinda Sordino

Oh my God, I'm turning into hair woman.

Marylou/LuAnne Henderson

Hop in the water's fine.

Sam Jennings

[to Randy] You know, uhm... When my mom and dad were first getting divorced, I would always pretend not to hear my dad call up to me to say good-bye. 'Cause I always thought he'd stay longer. If... he couldn't actually say it to me, you know? Maybe it's like that for you. Bye.

Bella Swan	[Renesmee reaches for Tanya] Don't be afraid, this is how she communicates.
Tanya	[Renesmee touches Tanya's cheek] It's true! She's not immortal.

Edward Cullen	It's hard to explain, but I need you to be open-minded, can you do that?
Tanya	Of course.
Bella Swan	[in the car, looks at Renesmee] Ok, it's time to meet some new people.
Renesmee (5 years)	What if they don't like me?
Jacob Black	They'll love you.

Melinda Sordino

Ivy is being nice. Say something. My throat is dry. It hurts.

Bella Swan	Ugh Jacob, I can see what everyone is talking about. You do stink.
Bella Swan	Well, I can see what everyone's been talking about... you really do stink!

Bella Swan	she was born not bitten..... she grows up every single day
Bella Swan	She grows every single day.

Bella Swan	You named my baby after the Loch Ness monster?!?!?!
Bella Swan	You named my baby after the Loch Ness Monster?

Bella Swan

Forever.

Bella Swan

Since when do you care about Renesmee?

Bella Swan

After eighteen years of being utterly ordinary, I finally found that I could shine.

Bella Swan	Vampirs play baseball?
Edward Cullen	It is the national pastime.

Bella Swan

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him-and I didn't know how potent that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. and third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Bella Swan	You have to accept what is
Edward Cullen	Because you've given me no choice! Bella, were suppose to be partners remember? But you've decided this on your own, you've decided to leave me.
Bella Swan	Don't see it that way
Edward Cullen	Well I have no other way to see it,'cause it's me who'll lose you. And I don't choose that, I don't choose that.

Jacob Black	Oh here let me help you.
Edward Cullen	Jacob I got it from here.
Jacob Black	See you around Bella.
Bella Swan	Yeah.
Edward Cullen	I leave you alone for five minutes and the wolves descend.

Bella Swan	(voice over) No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.
Bella Swan	No one will surrender tonight, but I won't give in. I know what I want.

Bella Swan	(voice over) I'd never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go. I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.
Bella Swan	I'd never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go. I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.

Edward Cullen	I'll take care of her, Chief Swan.
Charlie Swan	Uh-huh. I've heard that before. ( stops Bella) Uh, Bells. I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.
Charlie Swan	Uh-huh. I've heard that before. [stops Bella] Uh, Bells. I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.
Bella Swan	[scoffs] Dad.
Charlie Swan	And, um, you look beautiful.
Bella Swan	Thanks see ya.

Edward Cullen	Bella, you gotta go to Jacksonville. So I can't hurt you anymore.
Bella Swan	What?! Are you? No! No! How? I don't even know what you're saying. What are you talking about? You just want me to go away? No! I can't! I can't just leave you, I can't just leave you!
Edward Cullen	I know.
Bella Swan	We can't be apart. You can't leave me.
Edward Cullen	I'm here.
Bella Swan	Okay, just don't. You can't say stuff like that to me. Ever.
Edward Cullen	Where else am I gonna go?

Snow White	I would rather die than live another day of this death!
Greta	What will happen to me?

Em Lewin	Wow.
James Brennan	Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. I guess I should probably buy an umbrella.
Em Lewin	I don't think I can see you.
James Brennan	What?
Em Lewin	This summer was rough. I did things that I really, really regret.
James Brennan	Yeah, me too. I'm sorry I told Lisa P. about you and Connell. She told the rest of the world, but I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you but you didn't deserve that.
Em Lewin	You know, James, I am so sorry for fucking this up. You were the only good thing that happened this summer. [starts to walk away]
James Brennan	Wait, Em! I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. Yes I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, who introduced me to psychotropic chocolate-chip cookies, who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. And you should trust me, I'm a New Yorker.

James Brennan	Look, am I gonna get in trouble? No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda.
Em Lewin	Is it worth getting knifed over?
James Brennan	No. Hi, I'm James Brennan. I just started.
Em Lewin	Em, nice to meet you. Sucks you're gonna lose your job your second day, James.
James Brennan	No. Shit! I need this job.
Em Lewin	I'm kidding.You're okay. I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knife point.

Em Lewin	(yelling at Sue) You know you don't deserve to date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do you like hate gay people too? Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend!
Em Lewin	[yelling at Sue] You know you don't deserve to date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do you like hate gay people too? Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend!

James Brennan	Who's that?
Em Lewin	It's my stepmom. I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. She died two years ago.
James Brennan	Really? I'm sorry.
Em Lewin	My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. You see that unholy abomination on her head? It's a wig.
James Brennan	Is it?
Em Lewin	She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. Lost all her hair. I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch.

Em Lewin	(referring to her step-mom) I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. Do you want to hear something fucked up?
Em Lewin	[referring to her step-mom] I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. Do you want to hear something fucked up?
James Brennan	What?
Em Lewin	When my mom first started getting, like, really sick my dad starts going to temple. He's never been serious about his faith. But he decided to buddy up to God like he thought it was going to help save my mom. And that's where he met Francy. My mom loses her hair in chemo and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. It's just weird.

James Brennan	I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall but they spelled it "Satin Lives".
James Brennan	I think somebody was trying to write 'Satan Lives' on that wall but they spelled it 'Satin Lives'.
Em Lewin	One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.
Em Lewin	One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.

Anna	Only demons or spirits pass through the Dark Forest. Which are you?
The Huntsman	We're fugitives from the Queen.
Snow White	We mean you no harm.

Bella Swan	"She was born not bitten she grows every single day."
Bella Swan	She was born not bitten she grows every single day.
Bella Swan	She was born, not bitten.

Bella Swan	I thought we would be safe forever. But "forever" isn't as long as I'd hoped.
Bella Swan	I thought we would be safe forever. But 'forever' isn't as long as I'd hoped.

Bella Swan	"I'm a little worried about Edward....Can vampires go in to shock?"
Bella Swan	I'm a little worried about Edward... Can vampires go in to shock?

Mallory	Hey you know me and Doug, we don't fool around or anything like that. I'm just saying I mean nothing like that.
Lois Riley	I believe you.
Mallory	Because, I mean, he's completely old school. It's crazy.

Mallory	What's your problem?
Doug Riley	I guess I'm just not used to being around young women who talk about their private parts.
Mallory	[laughs] Like hello! Like I have private parts!

Bella Swan	"I'll never let anybody hurt you"
Bella Swan	I'll never let anybody hurt you.

Snow White	Who stands with me!!!!!
Snow White	Who stands with me?!

Jess Solomon	Please believe me I'm not making this up!
Denise Solomon	Jess just stop!
Jess Solomon	Dad I'm really scared can't we just go home?
Roy Solomon	Jessica this 'is' home, you have to get used to that
Roy Solomon	Jessica this is home, you have to get used to that.

Mr. Freeman	Melinda: "There's no point talking to my ex-friends, our clan the Plain Janes, have been absorbed by rival groups, Nicole hangs out with the jocks, Rachel went all Euro, Ivy straddles two crowds, the Goths and the Marthas, and then there me. I'm clan less.
Melinda Sordino	There's no point talking to my ex-friends, our clan the Plain Janes, have been absorbed by rival groups, Nicole hangs out with the jocks, Rachel went all Euro, Ivy straddles two crowds, the Goths and the Marthas. and then there me. I'm clan less.

Mr. Freeman	Melinda: "I hate winter I've lived in the Midwest my whole life and I hate winter. It starts to early and ends to late, why doesn't everyone move to Florida?"
Melinda Sordino	I hate winter I've lived in the Midwest my whole life and I hate winter. It starts to early and ends to late, why doesn't everyone move to Florida?

Mr. Freeman	Melinda: "I forgot the Suffragettes were hauled off to jail.. duh!"
Melinda Sordino	I forgot the Suffragettes were hauled off to jail.. duh!

Mr. Freeman	Melinda: "Heather has found a clan; the Marthas very Connecticut, very prep, I suspect money changed hands."
Melinda Sordino	Heather has found a clan; the Marthas very Connecticut, very prep, I suspect money changed hands.

Mr. Freeman	Melinda" All that crap you hear on tv about communication and expressing feelings is a lie. Nobody really cares what you have to say."
Melinda Sordino	All that crap you hear on tv about communication and expressing feelings is a lie. Nobody really cares what you have to say.

Mr. Freeman	Melinda: "I wonder how long it would take for anyone to notice if... I just stopped talking."
Melinda Sordino	I wonder how long it would take for anyone to notice if... I just stopped talking.

Bella Swan

She grows everyday.

Bella Swan	"She was born, not Bitten"
Bella Swan	She was born, not bitten.

Mallory

I'm nobody's little girl! It's too late for that shit.

Snow White	You left us.
The Huntsman	I know, and I'm sorry. I promise I'll not leave you again.

Snow White	You left us.
The Huntsman	I know, and I'm sorry. I promise I'll never leave you again.

Snow White

You should know, you're the one hunting me!

Snow White	You can't have my heart
Snow White	You can't have my heart.

Snow White	"Who will stand with me!? Who will be my Brother!?"
Snow White	Who will stand with me? Who will be my Brother?

Snow White	"I would rather die this day than live another day in this death!"
Snow White	I would rather die this day than live another day in this death!

Snow White	"I will be your weapon! Who will ride with me?! Who will be my brother?!"
Snow White	I will be your weapon! Who will ride with me?! Who will be my brother?!

Melinda Sordino

The school board is making us change our team name from Trojans. They think it doesn't send a strong abstinence message.

Snow White	I've seen what she sees. I can kill her.
Snow White	I've seen what she sees. I can't kill her.

The Huntsman	Who are you? Why does the Queen want you dead?
Snow White	You should know, you're the one hunting me..

Bella Swan	Jacob kiss me
Bella Swan	Jacob kiss me.

Snow White

What does she want from me?

Edward Cullen	I'm just checking for cold feet.
Bella Swan	Mine are toasty warm.
Edward Cullen	It's not too late to change your mind.
Bella Swan	What, now you're having second thoughts [Edwards looks down] You are.
Edward Cullen	I've been waiting a century to marry you, Miss Swan.
Bella Swan	But? [Edward looks down again] But?
Edward Cullen	I haven't told you everything about myself.
Bella Swan	What? You're not a virgin? [Edward laughs]

Edward Cullen	Just checking for cold feet.
Bella Swan	Well, my feet are toasty warm.
Bella Swan	Mine are toasty warm.

Bella Swan	My feet are toasty warm.
Bella Swan	Mine are toasty warm.

Mallory

Woah. Did somebody open a can of tuna fish?

Melinda Sordino

Everyone deserves a second chance. I mean... isn't that what Jesus said?

Bella Swan	"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? Your no taking him to a strip club are you?'
Bella Swan	Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? Your no taking him to a strip club are you?
Emmett Cullen	"Don't tell her anything!" [Growls]
Emmett Cullen	Don't tell her anything! [Growls]
Jasper Hale	"Relax", "We Cullens have our own version. Just a few mountain lions, a couple grizzly bears. Pretty much an oridanary night out."
Jasper Hale	Relax. We Cullens have our own version. Just a few mountain lions, a couple grizzly bears. Pretty much an oridanary night out.

Bella Swan	"Hopefully a year from now I'm gonna look in the mirror and see someone like you. Someone capable of courage, sacrifice and love."
Bella Swan	Hopefully a year from now I'm gonna look in the mirror and see someone like you. Someone capable of courage, sacrifice and love.

Bella Swan	Is it possible for vampires to go into shock?
Bella Swan	Can vampires go into shock?

Edward Cullen	[to Jacob] I think you may be right. [to everyone] Jacob just had an idea.
Jacob Black	It wasn't an idea. It was more of a snide comment.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen	What were you thinking?
Jacob Black	[smirks] That it's just looking for someone to sink it's teeth into.
Bella Swan	He's thirsty.
Jasper	I know the feeling...

Edward Cullen	It's not too late to change your mind.
Bella Swan	I know I can do this.
Edward Cullen	I'll meet you at the altar...

Bella Swan

You're the best.

Edward Cullen	"What is it?"
Edward Cullen	What is it?
Bella Swan	"How many days has it been since the wedding?"
Bella Swan	How many days has it been since the wedding?
Edward Cullen	"14, why? Will you tell me what's going on?"
Edward Cullen	14, why? Will you tell me what's going on?
Bella Swan	"I, I'm late. My period's late." (feels tummy) "That's impossible...Can this happen?"
Bella Swan	I, I'm late. My period's late. [feels tummy] That's impossible... Can this happen?"
Bella Swan	I, I'm late. My period's late. [feels tummy] That's impossible... Can this happen?

Cherie Currie	I think I just need a break... From the band.
Joan Jett	If you haven't noticed, Cherie, we're in the middle of cutting a record.
Cherie Currie	I just gotta spend time with my family, you know?
Joan Jett	Who? Youre mom in Indonesia? Your drunk dad? Are we not your fucked up family now?
Joan Jett	Who? Youre mom is in Indonesia? Your drunk dad? Are we not your fucked up family now?
Cherie Currie	I can't do this anymore. I need my life back.
Cherie Currie	I can't do this anymore. I need my life back.
Joan Jett	This is my life.
Joan Jett	This is my life.

Bella Swan

Can vampires go into shock?

Melinda Sordino	It happened. There is no avoiding it, no forgetting.
Melinda Sordino	It happened. There's no avoiding it. No forgetting.

Melinda Sordino

My English teacher has no face. I call her Hairwoman.

Melinda Sordino

It's time for a mental health day. So conjugate this: I cut class. You cut class. He/she/it cuts class.

Em Lewin	What the hell was that?
James Brennan	It's just my life.

Bella Swan	No. edwad im trying to tell you that i think im ... pregnant.
Bella Swan	No. Edward im trying to tell you that I think I'm pregnant.
Bella Swan	No. Edward I'm trying to tell you that I think I'm pregnant.

Bella Swan	I dont think i have food poisoning...
Bella Swan	I don't think I have food poisoning.

Mallory	Oh, you're not a cop!? Oh, okay, show me your cock then, huh? Yeah.
Doug Riley	Stop that!
Mallory	Prove you're not a cop!
Doug Riley	I'm not a cop!
Mallory	Take this fucking back, cause that's about how close you're gonna get to my pussy tonight. Fuck nuts!

Tammy	My brother said guys don't like tough girls. They want girls to be... soft.
Joan Jett	Of course he'd say that, he's a pussy.

Bella Swan	Wh... why didn't you let me speak to him!?
Bella Swan	Why didn't you let me speak to him!?
Jacob Black	He didn't ask for you.
Bella Swan	I don't care!
Alice	Bella, he's going to the Volturi. He wants to die too.

Edward Cullen	So that's what you dream about... becoming a monster?
Bella Swan	I dream about being with you forever.

Joan Jett	Good fucking job. No, really, good fucking job!
Kim Fowley	Anarchy, mayhem!
Joan Jett	[Throws two bottles at window].
Joan Jett	[throws two bottles at window]
Kim Fowley	Rock and roll, baby! Come on, Joanie.
Joan Jett	Fuck you! Fuck you! [Bangs on window]. Fuck you!
Joan Jett	Fuck you! Fuck you! [bangs on window]. Fuck you!

Doug Riley	Are you alright?
Mallory	Mmm. Yeah. I just can't stand on the street without the cops coming by me like I'm a fucking crackwhore.
Doug Riley	What happened?
Mallory	I came here with this guy and, uh, he kept trying to stick it up my fucking ass. And I was like "Yo, pencil dick, back the fuck up," and he wouldn't. I went to piss and I came back out, my wallet is sitting on the bed, and all my shit is everywhere, and his car is gone, and all I got is fucking shoes. And like... I'm out 900 bucks.
Mallory	I came here with this guy and, uh, he kept trying to stick it up my fucking ass. And I was like 'Yo, pencil dick, back the fuck up,' and he wouldn't. I went to piss and I came back out, my wallet is sitting on the bed, and all my shit is everywhere, and his car is gone, and all I got is fucking shoes. And like... I'm out 900 bucks.

Bella Swan	This wasn't a choice between you and Jacob. This was a choice between who I should be and who I am. I've always felt out of step, literally stumbling through my life. I've never felt normal. I don't wanna be. I've faced death, and loss, and pain in your world, but I've also never felt stronger... like more real, more myself. Because it's my world too.
Bella Swan	This wasn't a choice between you and Jacob. It was between who I should be and who I am. I've always felt out of step. Like literally stumbling through my life. I've never felt normal, because I'm not normal, and I don't wanna be. I've had to face death and loss and pain in your world, but I've also never felt stronger, like more real, more myself, because it's my world too. It's where I belong.
Edward Cullen	So... this isn't just about me?
Edward Cullen	So it's not just about me?
Bella Swan	No... sorry.
Bella Swan	No. [pause]
Bella Swan	I'm gonna need that ring now.
Bella Swan	Sorry...