Matthew McConaughey
Highest Rated: 97% Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)
Lowest Rated: 0% Surfer, Dude (2008)
Birthday: Nov 4, 1969
Birthplace: Uvalde, Texas
With a rangy handsomeness that makes him look as if he would be equally comfortable branding cattle, Matthew McConaughey found fame shortly after making his screen debut in Richard Linklater's 1993 Dazed and Confused. After being cast in two high-profile 1996 films, Lone Star and A Time to Kill, the actor was soon being hailed as one of the industry's hottest young leading men, inspiring comparisons to such charismatic purveyors of cinematic testosterone as Paul Newman and Tom Cruise.A product of Texas, McConaughey was born in Uvalde on November 4, 1969 and raised in Longview. The son of a substitute teacher and a former member of the Green Bay Packers, he excelled in sports as a high school student and was voted "Most Handsome" by his senior class. After graduating, McConaughey spent some time working in Australia and then returned to the States to attend the University of Texas at Austin. It was there that he met producer and casting director Don Phillips, who introduced him to director Linklater, and, after directing from UT in 1993 with a degree in film production, McConaughey was cast in Dazed and Confused. Although his role as Wooderson, a slacker old enough to know better, was relatively small, McConaughey succeeded in winning a degree of immortality with lines like, "That's what I like about high school girls: I keep getting older, they stay the same age." After Dazed, McConaughey took on a number of supporting roles in films of varying quality, appearing in everything from 1994's Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre to 1995's Boys on the Side, in which he was cast as Drew Barrymore's straight-arrow cop boyfriend. The latter film won him some notice, heightened a year later when he was cast in John Sayles' acclaimed Lone Star. McConaughey made a distinct impression in his small but pivotal role as the town's beloved late sheriff, Buddy Deeds, and was duly given his first leading role in Joel Schumacher's 1996 adaptation of John Grisham's A Time to Kill. Although the film met with lackluster reviews, McConaughey managed to attract favorable attention, holding his own against Samuel L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey, and Sandra Bullock.Finding himself elected to the throne of Hollywood Golden Boy, a status cemented by his appearance on the cover of the August 1996 Vanity Fair, McConaughey paradoxically followed his initial success with a string of small, largely unseen films before landing a starring role as a property lawyer in Amistad, Steven Spielberg's 1997 slave epic. The same year, he also starred in Contact, playing a New Age theologian in Robert Zemeckis' adaptation of Carl Sagan's best-selling novel. After again collaborating with Linklater in 1998 on The Newton Boys, in which he starred alongside Ethan Hawke, Skeet Ulrich, and Vincent D'Onofrio as the remarkably photogenic family of titular robbers, McConaughey banded together with off-screen pal Bullock on her directorial debut, the short Making Sandwiches, the same year. For all the hype surrounding the beginning of his career, by the time he was cast in the lead role of Ron Howard's EdTV, McConaughey had receded somewhat from the public eye, with many critics noting that despite his talent and physical attributes, the actor seemed to have trouble finding roles that would do him justice. But McConaughey's turn as the laid-back everyman who becomes an overnight celebrity when he allows his life to be broadcast on TV proved a relative success, with the actor winning praise for his endearingly dopey performance. The film itself garnered a number of positive reviews and gave a decent box office performance, and by the end of that year, McConaughey had his name attached to a number of projects, including those of his own production company, J.K. Livin'. In October 1999, McConaughey achieved notoriety of a different sort, when he was arrested for resisting transport after the Austin, Texas police responded to noise complaints about his late-night naked bongo-playing; drug
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
Movies
| Credit | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 73% | The Gentlemen | Michael Pearson | — | 2020 |
| 85% | Friedkin Uncut | Actor | — | 2019 |
| 56% | The Beach Bum | Moondog | — | 2019 |
| 20% | Serenity | Baker Dill | — | 2019 |
| 74% | Between Two Ferns: The Movie | Actor | — | 2019 |
| 59% | White Boy Rick | Richard Wershe, Sr. | — | 2018 |
| 16% | The Dark Tower | Man in Black | $50.7M | 2017 |
| 43% | Gold | Producer Kenny Wells | $7.3M | 2017 |
| 72% | Sing | Buster Moon | $270.4M | 2016 |
| 15% | The Sea of Trees | Arthur Brennan | $20.6K | 2016 |
| 97% | Kubo and the Two Strings | Beetle | $48.1M | 2016 |
| 94% | Richard Linklater: Dream Is Destiny | Actor | — | 2016 |
| 46% | Free State of Jones | Newton Knight | — | 2016 |
| 72% | Interstellar | Cooper | $158.8M | 2014 |
| 40% | 21 Years: Richard Linklater | Actor | — | 2014 |
| 79% | The Wolf of Wall Street | Mark Hanna | $91.4M | 2013 |
| 93% | Dallas Buyers Club | Ron Woodruff | $23.8M | 2013 |
| 97% | Mud | Mud | $21.6M | 2013 |
| No Score Yet | Thunder Run | Actor | — | 2013 |
| 45% | The Paperboy | Ward Jansen | $0.7M | 2012 |
| 79% | Killer Joe | "Killer" Joe Cooper | $1.9M | 2012 |
| 80% | Magic Mike | Dallas | $113.8M | 2012 |
| 88% | Bernie | Danny Buck | $6M | 2012 |
| No Score Yet | Man In The Glass: The Dale Brown Story | Actor | — | 2012 |
| 84% | The Lincoln Lawyer | Mick Haller | $58M | 2011 |
| 27% | Ghosts of Girlfriends Past | Connor Mead | $55.2M | 2009 |
| No Score Yet | Made in China | Himself | — | 2009 |
| 0% | Surfer, Dude | Steve Addington | — | 2008 |
| 81% | Tropic Thunder | Rick Peck | $110.5M | 2008 |
| 11% | Fool's Gold | Ben 'Finn' Finnegan | $70.2M | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | Return of the Thundering Herd | Actor | — | 2007 |
| 49% | We Are Marshall | Jack Lengyel | $43.6M | 2006 |
| 24% | Failure to Launch | Tripp | $88.7M | 2006 |
| No Score Yet | Absolute Evel: The Evel Knievel Story | Actor | — | 2006 |
| 22% | Two for the Money | Brandon Lang | $22.9M | 2005 |
| 88% | Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon 3D | Al Bean | $32.6M | 2005 |
| 38% | Sahara | Dirk Pitt Executive Producer | $68.7M | 2005 |
| 17% | Paparazzi | Himself (uncredited) | $15.6M | 2004 |
| 29% | Tiptoes | Steven | — | 2004 |
| 42% | How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days | Ben Barry | $105.8M | 2003 |
| No Score Yet | Festival Pass with Chris Gore | Actor | — | 2002 |
| 42% | Reign of Fire | Denton Van Zan | $43M | 2002 |
| 74% | Frailty | Fenton Meiks | $13.1M | 2002 |
| No Score Yet | Fighting for Freedom: Revolution & Civil War | Narrator | — | 2002 |
| 83% | Thirteen Conversations About One Thing | Troy | $3.1M | 2001 |
| 16% | The Wedding Planner | Dr. Steve Edison | $60M | 2001 |
| 68% | U-571 | Lt. Andrew Tyler | — | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Shocking Truth | Actor | — | 2000 |
| 64% | EDtv | Ed | — | 1999 |
| 63% | The Newton Boys | Willis Newton | — | 1998 |
| 77% | Amistad | Roger S. Baldwin | — | 1997 |
| 63% | Contact | Palmer Joss | — | 1997 |
| 11% | Larger Than Life | Tip Tucker | — | 1996 |
| No Score Yet | Scorpion Spring | El Rojo | — | 1996 |
| No Score Yet | Glory Daze | Rental Truck Guy | — | 1996 |
| 66% | A Time to Kill | Jake Brigance | — | 1996 |
| 94% | Lone Star | Buddy Deeds | — | 1996 |
| 74% | Boys on the Side | Abe | — | 1995 |
| 14% | Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation | Vilmer | — | 1994 |
| 33% | Angels in the Outfield | Ben Williams | — | 1994 |
| 91% | Dazed and Confused | David Wooderson | — | 1993 |
| 14% | My Boyfriend's Back | Guy #2 | — | 1993 |
TV
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| No Score Yet |
Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen 2009-2019 |
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2020 2019 2018 |
| No Score Yet |
Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party 2016 |
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2019 |
| No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With James Corden 2015-2019 |
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2019 |
| No Score Yet |
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 2015 |
Guest |
2019 2017 2016 |
| No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live 2003 |
Guest |
2019 2017 2014 |
| 78% |
True Detective 2014-2019 |
Producer Rustin Cohle Rust Cohle |
2019 2014 |
| No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers 2014 |
Guest |
2018 2016 |
| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 2014 |
Guest |
2018 2016 2015 2014 |
| No Score Yet |
Tavis Smiley 2013-2018 |
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2017 |
| No Score Yet |
Variety Studio: Actors on Actors 2015 |
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2017 |
| No Score Yet |
The Graham Norton Show 2007 |
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2017 2014 |
| No Score Yet |
The Chew 2011-2018 |
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2016 |
| No Score Yet |
Sunday Morning 2011-2018 |
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2016 2014 |
| No Score Yet |
The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2003 |
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2016 2014 2013 2009 2006 2005 |
| No Score Yet |
Saturday Night Live 1975 |
Host Guest |
2015 2003 |
| No Score Yet |
Inside the Actors Studio 1994 |
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2014 |
| No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 2009-2014 |
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2014 |
| No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson 2005-2014 |
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2014 |
| No Score Yet |
The Talk 2010 |
Guest |
2014 |
| No Score Yet |
The View 1997 |
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2014 2013 2011 |
| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 1992-2014 |
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2014 2013 2012 2011 2010 2006 2003 2001 2000 |
| No Score Yet |
Late Show With David Letterman 1993-2015 |
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2013 |
| No Score Yet |
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 2007 |
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2012 |
| No Score Yet |
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 1999-2015 |
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2012 |
| 91% |
Eastbound & Down 2009-2013 |
Roy McDaniel |
2012 2010 |
| No Score Yet |
Charlie Rose 2013-2017 |
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2011 |
| No Score Yet |
Lopez Tonight 2009-2011 |
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2011 |
| No Score Yet |
Guy's Big Bite 2006-2016 |
Guest |
2010 |
| 71% |
Sex and the City 1998-2004 |
Himself |
2000 |
| No Score Yet |
King of the Hill 1997-2010 |
Voice |
1999 1998 |
QUOTES FROM Matthew McConaughey CHARACTERS
Newton Knight says: From this day forward we declare the land of Pascagoula swamp to be a free state of jones.
Cooper says: Newton's third law. You gotta leave something behind.
Cooper says: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
Connor Mead says: Someone once told me that the power in all relationships lies with whoever cares less, and he was right. But power isn't happiness, and I think that maybe happiness comes from caring more about people rather than less
Brand says: Cooper you were thinking about getting home! I was trying to do the right thing!
Cooper says: And you tell that to Doyle.
Cooper says: You sent people out there looking for a new home?
Prof. Brand says: The Lazarus missions.
Cooper says: That sounds cheerful.
Prof. Brand says: Lazarus care back from the dead.
Cooper says: Sure, but he had to die in the first place.
Cooper says: I love you forever and I'm coming back.
Cooper says: I know what Morse code is Murph I just don't think your bookshelf is trying to talk to you.
Cooper says: Mankind was born on Earth ... it was never meant to die here.
Cooper says: Come on Tars!
Prof. Brand says: We need the bravest humans to find us a new home.
Cooper says: But the nearest star is over a thousand years away.
Doyle says: Hence the bravery.
Brand says: There's the mountains!
Brand says: Towards the mountains!
Cooper says: Those aren't mountains, they're waves.
Cooper says: Everybody ready to say goodbye to our Solar System?
Romilly says: To our galaxy.
Doyle says: You can't just think about your family now. You have to think bigger than that.
Cooper says: I am thinking about my family and millions of other families.
Cooper says: I have kids, professor.
Prof. Brand says: Get out there, and save them.
Cooper says: Dr. Mann there's a 50/50 chance your gonna kill yourself.
Dr. Mann says: Those are the best odds I've had in years.
Young Murphy says: So, how did it go?...
Cooper says: Got you suspended.
Young Murphy says: What?!
Cooper says: I have an itch, heading back to base!
TARS says: Cooper, we are...lined up.
Cooper says: Initiating spin!
CASE says: It's not possible.
Cooper says: No. It's necessary.
Cooper says: Parents are the ghosts of their children's future. I can't be your ghost anymore Murph.
Cooper says: So how do you plan on saving the world?
Brand says: We're not meant to save the world. We're meant to leave it.
Cooper says: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
Cooper says: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
Cooper says: Murph, I love you, forever.
Cooper says: We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.
Cooper says: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
Brand says: Do not go gentle into that good night; Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Cooper says: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
Cooper says: We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.
Brand says: Love is the one thing that transcends time and space.
Rayon says: I'm Rayon.
Ron Woodroof says: Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed.
Jake Brigance says: Now Imagine She's White.
Ron Woodroof says: You enjoy your life, little lady. You only got one.
Ron Woodroof says: Stop staring at her breast. You've started look normal.
Ron Woodroof says: Welcome to The Dallas Buyers Club.
Ron Woodroof says: There ain't nothing out there that can kill Ron Woodroof in 30 days.
Ron Woodroof says: I like your style Doc
Ron Woodroof says: I like your style, Doc.
Ron Woodroof says: Fuck off!
Ron Woodroof says: Get the fuck out of my bed!
Dr. Eve Saks says: None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
Ron Woodroof says: Screw the FDA. I'm going to be DOA.
Mark Hanna says: It's his first day on Wall Street give him some time.
Mark Hanna says: OK, first rule of Wall Street - Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock's going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. But we have to pretend we know.
Ron Woodroof says: I swear it Ray , god sure was dressin the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls.
Ron Woodroof says: I prefer to die with my boots on.
Mark Hanna says: How many times a week you jerk off?
Ron Woodroof says: Sometimes, I feel I'm fighting for a life that I just ain't got the time to live. I want it all to mean something.
Tucker says: You ok?
Ron Woodroof says: You rattled my brain
Ron Woodroof says: You rattled my brain.
Tucker says: What brain?
John F. Kennedy says: I'll be looking forward to working with you the next four years.
Jacqueline Kennedy says: Eight years
Jacqueline Kennedy says: Eight years.
Tip Tucker says: You don't do that to me! You don't do that to Tip Tucker and his Tip-Top Trucking!
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: She's my retainer!
Chris Smith says: Deal's off. You're gonna have to eat this one.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: You know I'll kill you.
Chris Smith says: Go fuck yourself.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Do you want me to wear your face?
Denton Van Zan says: Don't be a fool. We do this easy... or we can do this real easy.
Denton Van Zan says: Don't be a fool. We do this easy or we can do this real easy.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Now suck this.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: I mean all she did was suck his cock and try and steal your money. It could have been worse.
Ansel says: How?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Well... no, I suppose that's about as bad as it gets.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: That poor, miserable bastard set his own genitals on fire just to teach his girlfriend a lesson. I guess he showed her. I wonder if she ever got over it.
Dottie says: Was he all right?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: No. No, he was not all right. He set his genitals on fire.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: "What did you think this is, Let's Make a Deal? This is serious business you're fucking with here, boy.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: You insult me again, and I'll cut your face off and wear it over my own.
Chris says: What do you mean? Hey, man, you talking about my sister?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Is that who she is?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Tuna casserole! May I serve?
Dottie says: How are you gonna kill my mama?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: That's not appropriate dinner conversation, Dottie.
Dottie says: It is if you poison her.
Randy "Pink" Floyd says: Have you seen Jodi around?
Wooderson says: No she left your ass.
Randy "Pink" Floyd says: Well you win some you lose some.
Wooderson says: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Hey! What do you think?
Ansel says: I don't!
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Where you aware of this Ansel?
Ansel says: I'm never aware...
Ward Jansen says: Better be late and be right than be first and be wrong... boy!
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Do you want me to cut off your face and wear it?!
Wooderson says: What do you reckon you're gonna do?
Randy "Pink" Floyd says: I don't know man I'll probably end up signing it, I just don't wanna give in so easy.
Wooderson says: Man it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. Ya know, if it ain't that piece of paper, it's some other choice they're gonna try to make for you. You got to do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. And let me tell you this; the older you do get, the more rules they're gonna TRY to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man. L-I-V-I-N.
Slater says: Man, if you're gonna sign that paper, man, you should throw a little grass in the middle, man, roll it up, and sign the joint, man. That's gonna tell 'em somethin'.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: I mean, she did was suck his cock and try to steal your money.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: I mean all she did was suck his cock and try and steal your money. It could have been worse.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: it could have been worse.
Ansel Smith says: How?
Ansel says: How?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Well... No, I suppose that´s about bad as it gets.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Well...
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: No, I suppose tha´s about bad as it gets.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Whose Dick is that?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Who's dick is this?
Mickey Haller says: You know what I'm afraid of now? Evil, pure Evil.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Dark or white?
Jake Brigance says: I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. This is a story about a little girl walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this little girl. Suddenly a truck races up. Two men jump out and grab her. They drag her into a nearby field and they tie her up and they rip her clothes from her body. Now they climb on. First one, then the other, raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure with a vicious thrust in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when they're done, after they've killed her tiny womb, murdered any chance for her to have children, to have life beyond her own, they decide to use her for target practice. They start throwing full beer cans at her. They throw them so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones. Then they urinate on her. Now comes the hanging. They have a rope. They tie a noose. Imagine the noose going tight around her neck and with a sudden blinding jerk she's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking. They don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So they pick her up, throw her in the back of the truck and drive out to Foggy Creek Bridge. Pitch her over the edge. And she drops some thirty feet down to the creek bottom below. Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in their urine, soaked in their semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl. Now imagine she's white!
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Who's dick is this? Is this your dick, Ansl?
Rick Peck says: You muh-muh-make me hah-pay.
Wooderson says: Wooderson: Alright, alright, alright.
Wooderson says: Alright, alright, alright.
Wooderson says: Wooderson: That's what I love about these High School chicks man, I get older, they stay the same age.
Wooderson says: That's what I love about these High School chicks man, I get older, they stay the same age.
Joe Cooper says: Tuna casserole!
Dallas says: The law says you cant touch, but I see a lot of Law...Breakers ;)
Dallas says: The law says you cannot touch, but I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house.
Rick Peck says: It was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Dallas says: You are the husband they've never had, you are the dream guy they've never came along
Dallas says: You are the husband they've never had, you are the dream guy they've never came along.
Dallas says: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonigh
Dallas says: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight.
Danny Buck Davidson says: Frozen like a popsicle.
Jack Lengyel says: ls that the Ohio Valley Coal line? The same one that went off the tracks near Akron last winter?
Red Dawson says: Yep. That's the one.
Jack Lengyel says: Back on track.
Wooderson says: That's what I love about these High School chicks man, I get older, they stay the same age.
O'Bannion says: Hey Slater give me drugs man!
Wooderson says: ..get some from your mother man...
Wooderson says: Get some from your mother man...
Wooderson says: Alright,AlrightAlright
Wooderson says: Alright, alright, alright.
Wooderson says: Hey man, you got a joint?
Mitch Kramer says: Uhh, no; not on me man.
Wooderson says: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
Wooderson says: I love those redheads man.
Steve Addington says: These guys arn't exactly committed to long care...
Steve Addington says: "I'm not an ass clown, in a green room". - S.A.
Steve Addington says: I'm not some ass clown in a green room.
Wooderson says: "that's why I love them high-school girls, I get older, they stay the same age"
Wooderson says: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Palmer Joss says: You could call me a man of the cloth, without the cloth.
Mickey Haller says: Client 1: Dont worry I got it (your money) Haller: Exactly, you got it and I dont.
Mickey Haller says: Exactly, you got it and I dont.
Mickey Haller says: I can't wait to show up the next morning so I can kick your ass!
Wooderson says: Alright, alright, alright.
Wooderson says: Hey man you got a joint?
Mitch Kramer says: No man not on me.
Mitch Kramer says: No man, not on me.
Wooderson says: It be a cooler if you did.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom says: Welcome to the goodie room!
Les Grossman says: You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom says: Swinging past ya knees!
Les Grossman says: Big di*k, baby!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom says: Yep
Les Grossman says: [turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.
Rick Peck says: Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
Les Grossman says: Yes
Rick Peck says: I got the TiVo!
Rick Peck says: How's the adoption thing going?
Tugg Speedman says: Not good.
Rick Peck says: At least you get to choose yours. I'm stuck with mine.
Rick Peck says: [about Speedman] They're going to kill him!
Les Grossman says: And we'll weep for him... in the press, set up a scholarship in his name, eventually - and I'm talkin' way, way down the road - we file an insurance claim.
Les Grossman says: And we'll weep for him... in the press. Set up a scholarship in his name, eventually, and I'm talkin' way, way down the road, we file an insurance claim.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom says: Preferably before the end of the fiscal year. Actually, the claim alone would net us more than the movie would lose.
Rick Peck says: You can't be serious?
Les Grossman says: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?
Les Grossman says: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up 'sexiest man alive' 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?
Les Grossman says: What do you need, Peck?
Rick Peck says: What do YOU need, Les? Glasses?
Les Grossman says: What?