
Matthew McConaughey
Highest Rated: 97% Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)
Lowest Rated: 0% Surfer, Dude (2008)
Birthday: Nov 04, 1969
Birthplace: Uvalde, Texas, USA
A laid-back actor who stood out from Hollywood stereotypes with his down-to-earth charm and fun-loving lifestyle, Matthew McConaughey was the exact opposite of his image behind the scenes, using his strong work ethic to carve out a vibrant career marked with a number of quality performances. McConaughey made his first impression early on as an older guy who hangs out with high school kids in Richard Linklater's stoner comedy "Dazed and Confused" (1993), and went on to supporting turns in "Angels in the Outfield" (1994) and "Boys on the Side" (1995). He delivered a hailed performance as a small town deputy in John Sayles' indie drama "Lone Star" (1996), before graduating to large scale studio films like "Amistad" (1997), "Contact" (1997) and "EDtv" (1999). Also in 1999, McConaughey made headlines for his comical arrest for disturbing the peace and possession of cannabis: he was found in his home loudly playing bongos naked late in the night. While accepting the subsequent ridicule, McConaughey starred in one of his more popular films, "The Wedding Planner" (2001), and followed up with a darker turn in the serial killer thriller "Frailty" (2002). After a pair of disappointing showings with "Sahara" (2005) and "We are Marshall" (2008), McConaughey received some of the best notices of his career as "The Lincoln Lawyer" (2011), a film that began a rebound some wags dubbed "the McConnaisance," which culminated in a Best Actor Oscar for his role in "Dallas Buyers Club" (2013), a memorable supporting role in Martin Scorsese's "The Wolf of Wall Street" (2013), the lead role in Christopher Nolan's questioning science fiction drama "Interstellar" (2014), and a critically-acclaimed role as a philosophical policeman in the first season of the cable drama "True Detective" (HBO 2014- ). Having navigated the peaks and valleys of his career, McConaughey always exhibited a humility and exuberant spirit that was contagious both on and off screen.
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
Movies
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No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Sing 2 | Buster Moon (Voice) | - | 2021 |
75% | 84% | The Gentlemen | Michael Pearson (Character) | $36.5M | 2020 |
20% | 30% | Serenity | Baker Dill (Character) | $8.5M | 2019 |
74% | 43% | Between Two Ferns: The Movie | Himself (Character) | - | 2019 |
56% | 29% | The Beach Bum | Moondog (Character) | $3.5M | 2019 |
58% | 50% | White Boy Rick | Richard Wershe Sr. (Character) | $24M | 2018 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | White Boy Rick | Unknown (Character) | - | 2018 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | White Boy Rick | Unknown (Character) | - | 2018 |
16% | 45% | The Dark Tower | Walter (Character) | $50.7M | 2017 |
47% | 64% | Free State of Jones | Newt Knight (Character) | $20.8M | 2016 |
71% | 72% | Sing | Buster Moon (Voice) | $270.4M | 2016 |
94% | 60% | Richard Linklater: Dream Is Destiny | Himself (Character) | - | 2016 |
97% | 86% | Kubo and the Two Strings | Beetle (Voice) | $48M | 2016 |
42% | 45% | Gold |
Kenny Wells (Character), Producer |
$7.2M | 2016 |
17% | 42% | The Sea of Trees | Arthur Brennan (Character) | $14K | 2015 |
72% | 86% | Interstellar | Cooper (Character) | $188M | 2014 |
80% | 83% | The Wolf of Wall Street | Mark Hanna (Character) | $116.9M | 2013 |
97% | 80% | Mud | Mud (Character) | $21.6M | 2013 |
93% | 91% | Dallas Buyers Club | Ron Woodroof (Character) | $27.3M | 2013 |
45% | 33% | The Paperboy | Ward Jansen (Character) | $628.2K | 2012 |
79% | 60% | Magic Mike | Dallas (Character) | $113.7M | 2012 |
83% | 82% | The Lincoln Lawyer | Mick Haller (Character) | $58M | 2011 |
79% | 61% | Killer Joe | "Killer" Joe Cooper (Character) | $2M | 2011 |
88% | 73% | Bernie | Danny Buck (Character) | $9.2M | 2011 |
28% | 40% | Ghosts of Girlfriends Past | Connor (Character) | $52.2M | 2009 |
11% | 48% | Fool's Gold | Ben "Finn" Finnegan (Character) | $70.2M | 2008 |
82% | 70% | Tropic Thunder | Rick Peck (Character) | $110.4M | 2008 |
0% | 26% | Surfer, Dude | Steve Addington (Character) | $36.5K | 2008 |
24% | 52% | Failure to Launch | Tripp (Character) | $88.7M | 2006 |
48% | 79% | We Are Marshall | Jack Lengyel (Character) | $43.5M | 2006 |
38% | 53% | Sahara |
Dirk Pitt (Character), Executive Producer |
$68.6M | 2005 |
22% | 48% | Two for the Money | Brandon Lang (Character) | $22.9M | 2005 |
42% | 77% | How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days | Benjamin Barry (Character) | $105.8M | 2003 |
20% | 22% | Tiptoes | Steven Bedalia (Character) | - | 2003 |
74% | 78% | Frailty | Adam Meiks (Character) | $13.1M | 2002 |
42% | 49% | Reign of Fire | Van Zan (Character) | $43.1M | 2002 |
17% | 59% | The Wedding Planner | Steve Edison (Character) | $60.4M | 2001 |
83% | 71% | Thirteen Conversations About One Thing | Troy (Character) | $3.3M | 2001 |
68% | 62% | U-571 | Lt. Andrew Tyler (Character) | $77.1M | 2000 |
64% | 30% | EDtv | Ed 'Eddie' Pekurny (Character) | $22.4M | 1999 |
63% | 44% | The Newton Boys | Willis Newton (Character) | $10.3M | 1998 |
77% | 79% | Amistad | Baldwin (Character) | - | 1997 |
66% | 78% | Contact | Palmer Joss (Character) | $100.9M | 1997 |
11% | 29% | Larger Than Life | Tip Tucker (Character) | $8.3M | 1996 |
94% | 83% | Lone Star | Buddy Deeds (Character) | $13.1M | 1996 |
67% | 85% | A Time to Kill | Jake Tyler Brigance (Character) | $108.7M | 1996 |
74% | 69% | Boys on the Side | Abe (Character) | $22.2M | 1995 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Scorpion Spring | El Rojo (Character) | - | 1995 |
16% | 18% | The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre | Vilmer Slaughter (Character) | $136.3K | 1995 |
92% | 90% | Dazed and Confused | David Wooderson (Character) | $8M | 1993 |
TV
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No Score Yet | 20% | The Drew Barrymore Show | Guest | 2021 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | In Depth With Graham Bensinger | Guest | 2021 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Extra | Guest | 2019-2020 2017 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Huckabee | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Talk | Guest | 2020 2016 2014 |
No Score Yet | 33% | The Late Late Show With James Corden | Guest | 2019-2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Rachael Ray | Guest | 2020 2009-2010 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | CBS This Morning | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Entertainment Tonight | Guest | 2020 2017 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Cityline | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | 38% | The Late Show With Stephen Colbert | Guest | 2019-2020 2017 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Today | Guest | 2020 2018 2016 2011-2012 2008 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Ellen DeGeneres Show | Guest | 2019-2020 2016 2013-2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Access Daily | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Tamron Hall | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Access Hollywood | Guest | 2019-2020 2015-2016 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen | Guest | 2019-2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Social | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | GMA3: What You Need to Know | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Real Time With Bill Maher | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Graham Norton Show | Guest | 2017-2020 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Dr. Oz Show | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | 46% | The Kelly Clarkson Show | Guest | 2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Live with Kelly and Ryan | Guest | 2017-2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Good Morning America | Guest | 2019-2020 2017 2013-2015 2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Jimmy Kimmel Live! | Guest | 2016-2020 2014 2009-2012 |
No Score Yet | 52% | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2018-2020 2016 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Dish Nation | Guest | 2018-2020 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Entertainment Tonight Canada | Guest | 2018-2020 2016 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Entertainment Studios.TV | Guest | 2019 2016 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Martha & Snoop's Potluck Party Challenge | Guest | 2019 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Carpool Karaoke | Music Performer | 2019 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | GMA Day | Guest | 2019 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Daily Pop | Guest | 2018 |
No Score Yet | 35% | Late Night With Seth Meyers | Guest | 2018 2016 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Today With Kathie Lee & Hoda | Guest | 2018 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Jess Cagle Interview | Guest | 2018 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | LIVE with Kelly | Guest | 2016-2017 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | etalk | Guest | 2016-2017 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Tavis Smiley | Guest | 2017 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Big Fan | Guest | 2017 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Variety Studio: Actors on Actors | Guest | 2017 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Chew | Guest | 2016 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Vice Guide to Film | Guest | 2016 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Today's Take | Guest | 2016 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | CBS News Sunday Morning | Guest | 2016 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Saturday Night Live | Host | 2015 2003 |
No Score Yet | 100% | The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson | Guest | 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Live! With Kelly and Michael | Guest | 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Larry King Now | Guest | 2014 2012 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Young Hollywood's Greatest | Unknown (Character) | 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | CNN Spotlight | Unknown (Character) | 2014 |
78% | 76% | True Detective | Rust Cohle (Character) | 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Queen Latifah Show | Guest | 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Inside the Actors Studio | Guest | 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Tonight Show With Jay Leno | Guest | 2013-2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Late Night With Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2014 2012 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The View | Guest | 2014 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Guest | 2012 2005 2001 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | LIVE with Kelly | Guest | 2012 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Made in Hollywood | Guest | 2012 2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Entertainers: With Byron Allen | Guest | 2012 2008-2009 |
91% | 91% | Eastbound and Down | Roy McDaniel (Guest Star) | 2012 2010 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Live With Regis and Kelly | Guest | 2011 2008-2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Lopez Tonight | Guest | 2011 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | ES.TV | Guest | 2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Kickin' It: With Byron Allen | Guest | 2008-2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Made in Hollywood: Teen Edition | Guest | 2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Entertainment Studios.com | Guest | 2008-2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Early Show | Guest | 2009 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Lyons & Bailes Reel Talk | Guest | 2008 |
71% | 86% | Sex and the City | Matthew McConaughey (Guest Star) | 2000 |
No Score Yet | 70% | King of the Hill | Unknown (Guest Voice) | 1999 |
No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Best of George | Guest |
QUOTES FROM Matthew McConaughey CHARACTERS
Newton Knight says: From this day forward we declare the land of Pascagoula swamp to be a free state of jones.
Cooper says: Newton's third law. You gotta leave something behind.
Cooper says: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
Connor Mead says: Someone once told me that the power in all relationships lies with whoever cares less, and he was right. But power isn't happiness, and I think that maybe happiness comes from caring more about people rather than less
Brand says: Cooper you were thinking about getting home! I was trying to do the right thing!
Cooper says: And you tell that to Doyle.
Cooper says: You sent people out there looking for a new home?
Prof. Brand says: The Lazarus missions.
Cooper says: That sounds cheerful.
Prof. Brand says: Lazarus care back from the dead.
Cooper says: Sure, but he had to die in the first place.
Cooper says: I love you forever and I'm coming back.
Cooper says: I know what Morse code is Murph I just don't think your bookshelf is trying to talk to you.
Cooper says: Mankind was born on Earth ... it was never meant to die here.
Cooper says: Come on Tars!
Prof. Brand says: We need the bravest humans to find us a new home.
Cooper says: But the nearest star is over a thousand years away.
Doyle says: Hence the bravery.
Brand says: There's the mountains!
Brand says: Towards the mountains!
Cooper says: Those aren't mountains, they're waves.
Cooper says: Everybody ready to say goodbye to our Solar System?
Romilly says: To our galaxy.
Doyle says: You can't just think about your family now. You have to think bigger than that.
Cooper says: I am thinking about my family and millions of other families.
Cooper says: I have kids, professor.
Prof. Brand says: Get out there, and save them.
Cooper says: Dr. Mann there's a 50/50 chance your gonna kill yourself.
Dr. Mann says: Those are the best odds I've had in years.
Young Murphy says: So, how did it go?...
Cooper says: Got you suspended.
Young Murphy says: What?!
Cooper says: I have an itch, heading back to base!
TARS says: Cooper, we are...lined up.
Cooper says: Initiating spin!
CASE says: It's not possible.
Cooper says: No. It's necessary.
Cooper says: Parents are the ghosts of their children's future. I can't be your ghost anymore Murph.
Cooper says: So how do you plan on saving the world?
Brand says: We're not meant to save the world. We're meant to leave it.
Cooper says: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
Cooper says: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
Cooper says: Murph, I love you, forever.
Cooper says: We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.
Cooper says: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
Brand says: Do not go gentle into that good night; Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Cooper says: We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
Cooper says: We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.
Brand says: Love is the one thing that transcends time and space.
Rayon says: I'm Rayon.
Ron Woodroof says: Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed.
Jake Brigance says: Now Imagine She's White.
Ron Woodroof says: You enjoy your life, little lady. You only got one.
Ron Woodroof says: Stop staring at her breast. You've started look normal.
Ron Woodroof says: Welcome to The Dallas Buyers Club.
Ron Woodroof says: There ain't nothing out there that can kill Ron Woodroof in 30 days.
Ron Woodroof says: I like your style Doc
Ron Woodroof says: I like your style, Doc.
Ron Woodroof says: Fuck off!
Ron Woodroof says: Get the fuck out of my bed!
Dr. Eve Saks says: None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
Ron Woodroof says: Screw the FDA. I'm going to be DOA.
Mark Hanna says: It's his first day on Wall Street give him some time.
Mark Hanna says: OK, first rule of Wall Street - Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock's going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. But we have to pretend we know.
Ron Woodroof says: I swear it Ray , god sure was dressin the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls.
Ron Woodroof says: I prefer to die with my boots on.
Mark Hanna says: How many times a week you jerk off?
Ron Woodroof says: Sometimes, I feel I'm fighting for a life that I just ain't got the time to live. I want it all to mean something.
Tucker says: You ok?
Ron Woodroof says: You rattled my brain
Ron Woodroof says: You rattled my brain.
Tucker says: What brain?
John F. Kennedy says: I'll be looking forward to working with you the next four years.
Jacqueline Kennedy says: Eight years
Jacqueline Kennedy says: Eight years.
Tip Tucker says: You don't do that to me! You don't do that to Tip Tucker and his Tip-Top Trucking!
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: She's my retainer!
Chris Smith says: Deal's off. You're gonna have to eat this one.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: You know I'll kill you.
Chris Smith says: Go fuck yourself.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Do you want me to wear your face?
Denton Van Zan says: Don't be a fool. We do this easy... or we can do this real easy.
Denton Van Zan says: Don't be a fool. We do this easy or we can do this real easy.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Now suck this.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: I mean all she did was suck his cock and try and steal your money. It could have been worse.
Ansel says: How?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Well... no, I suppose that's about as bad as it gets.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: That poor, miserable bastard set his own genitals on fire just to teach his girlfriend a lesson. I guess he showed her. I wonder if she ever got over it.
Dottie says: Was he all right?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: No. No, he was not all right. He set his genitals on fire.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: "What did you think this is, Let's Make a Deal? This is serious business you're fucking with here, boy.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: You insult me again, and I'll cut your face off and wear it over my own.
Chris says: What do you mean? Hey, man, you talking about my sister?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Is that who she is?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Tuna casserole! May I serve?
Dottie says: How are you gonna kill my mama?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: That's not appropriate dinner conversation, Dottie.
Dottie says: It is if you poison her.
Randy "Pink" Floyd says: Have you seen Jodi around?
Wooderson says: No she left your ass.
Randy "Pink" Floyd says: Well you win some you lose some.
Wooderson says: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Hey! What do you think?
Ansel says: I don't!
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Where you aware of this Ansel?
Ansel says: I'm never aware...
Ward Jansen says: Better be late and be right than be first and be wrong... boy!
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Do you want me to cut off your face and wear it?!
Wooderson says: What do you reckon you're gonna do?
Randy "Pink" Floyd says: I don't know man I'll probably end up signing it, I just don't wanna give in so easy.
Wooderson says: Man it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. Ya know, if it ain't that piece of paper, it's some other choice they're gonna try to make for you. You got to do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. And let me tell you this; the older you do get, the more rules they're gonna TRY to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man. L-I-V-I-N.
Slater says: Man, if you're gonna sign that paper, man, you should throw a little grass in the middle, man, roll it up, and sign the joint, man. That's gonna tell 'em somethin'.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: I mean, she did was suck his cock and try to steal your money.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: I mean all she did was suck his cock and try and steal your money. It could have been worse.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: it could have been worse.
Ansel Smith says: How?
Ansel says: How?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Well... No, I suppose that´s about bad as it gets.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Well...
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: No, I suppose tha´s about bad as it gets.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Whose Dick is that?
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Who's dick is this?
Mickey Haller says: You know what I'm afraid of now? Evil, pure Evil.
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Dark or white?
Jake Brigance says: I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. This is a story about a little girl walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this little girl. Suddenly a truck races up. Two men jump out and grab her. They drag her into a nearby field and they tie her up and they rip her clothes from her body. Now they climb on. First one, then the other, raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure with a vicious thrust in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when they're done, after they've killed her tiny womb, murdered any chance for her to have children, to have life beyond her own, they decide to use her for target practice. They start throwing full beer cans at her. They throw them so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones. Then they urinate on her. Now comes the hanging. They have a rope. They tie a noose. Imagine the noose going tight around her neck and with a sudden blinding jerk she's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking. They don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So they pick her up, throw her in the back of the truck and drive out to Foggy Creek Bridge. Pitch her over the edge. And she drops some thirty feet down to the creek bottom below. Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in their urine, soaked in their semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl. Now imagine she's white!
"Killer" Joe Cooper says: Who's dick is this? Is this your dick, Ansl?
Rick Peck says: You muh-muh-make me hah-pay.
Wooderson says: Wooderson: Alright, alright, alright.
Wooderson says: Alright, alright, alright.
Wooderson says: Wooderson: That's what I love about these High School chicks man, I get older, they stay the same age.
Wooderson says: That's what I love about these High School chicks man, I get older, they stay the same age.
Joe Cooper says: Tuna casserole!
Dallas says: The law says you cant touch, but I see a lot of Law...Breakers ;)
Dallas says: The law says you cannot touch, but I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house.
Rick Peck says: It was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Dallas says: You are the husband they've never had, you are the dream guy they've never came along
Dallas says: You are the husband they've never had, you are the dream guy they've never came along.
Dallas says: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonigh
Dallas says: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight.
Danny Buck Davidson says: Frozen like a popsicle.
Jack Lengyel says: ls that the Ohio Valley Coal line? The same one that went off the tracks near Akron last winter?
Red Dawson says: Yep. That's the one.
Jack Lengyel says: Back on track.
Wooderson says: That's what I love about these High School chicks man, I get older, they stay the same age.
O'Bannion says: Hey Slater give me drugs man!
Wooderson says: ..get some from your mother man...
Wooderson says: Get some from your mother man...
Wooderson says: Alright,AlrightAlright
Wooderson says: Alright, alright, alright.
Wooderson says: Hey man, you got a joint?
Mitch Kramer says: Uhh, no; not on me man.
Wooderson says: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
Wooderson says: I love those redheads man.
Steve Addington says: These guys arn't exactly committed to long care...
Steve Addington says: "I'm not an ass clown, in a green room". - S.A.
Steve Addington says: I'm not some ass clown in a green room.
Wooderson says: "that's why I love them high-school girls, I get older, they stay the same age"
Wooderson says: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Palmer Joss says: You could call me a man of the cloth, without the cloth.
Mickey Haller says: Client 1: Dont worry I got it (your money) Haller: Exactly, you got it and I dont.
Mickey Haller says: Exactly, you got it and I dont.
Mickey Haller says: I can't wait to show up the next morning so I can kick your ass!
Wooderson says: Alright, alright, alright.
Wooderson says: Hey man you got a joint?
Mitch Kramer says: No man not on me.
Mitch Kramer says: No man, not on me.
Wooderson says: It be a cooler if you did.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom says: Welcome to the goodie room!
Les Grossman says: You paying attention? I'm talking... G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa... playa! Big dick playa!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom says: Swinging past ya knees!
Les Grossman says: Big di*k, baby!
Studio Executive Rob Slolom says: Yep
Les Grossman says: [turns off the music] Or... you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.
Rick Peck says: Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
Les Grossman says: Yes
Rick Peck says: I got the TiVo!
Rick Peck says: How's the adoption thing going?
Tugg Speedman says: Not good.
Rick Peck says: At least you get to choose yours. I'm stuck with mine.
Rick Peck says: [about Speedman] They're going to kill him!
Les Grossman says: And we'll weep for him... in the press, set up a scholarship in his name, eventually - and I'm talkin' way, way down the road - we file an insurance claim.
Les Grossman says: And we'll weep for him... in the press. Set up a scholarship in his name, eventually, and I'm talkin' way, way down the road, we file an insurance claim.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom says: Preferably before the end of the fiscal year. Actually, the claim alone would net us more than the movie would lose.
Rick Peck says: You can't be serious?
Les Grossman says: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up "sexiest man alive" 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?
Les Grossman says: You kick in the door to my house all ants in your pants, sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap for the 3rd runner-up 'sexiest man alive' 1998... And you're asking if I'm SERIOUS?
Les Grossman says: What do you need, Peck?
Rick Peck says: What do YOU need, Les? Glasses?
Les Grossman says: What?