Pete Vonder Haar

Pete Vonder Haar
Pete Vonder Haar's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer when published at the following Tomatometer-approved publication(s): Film Threat L.A. Weekly Village Voice Houston Press
Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society
Location: Houston, TX
Official Websites: filmthreat.com

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
2.5/5 42% Stuber (2019) Director Michael Dowse helmed Goon, one of the best movies of 2011. With Stuber, he's clearly trying to recall that film's combination of comedy and brutality. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 12, 2019
2.5/5 67% Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) Make no mistake: a species that has to be "caught" before being deployed into a fighting arena to duel its own kind is not a "partner." It's a slave. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2019
3.5/5 41% Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) Maybe it's time to include Godzilla in the discussion of our richest cinematic franchises. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2019
4/5 90% John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) Stahelski and screenwriter Kolstad continue to build their shadowy alternate reality incrementally, but sometimes feel like they're biting off more than they can chew - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2019
2/5 22% Men in Black International (2019) Thompson is doing the best work in this movie by light years, and underutilizing her should get Gray a reprimand from the Directors Guild. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2019
2.5/5 56% Aladdin (2019) Will Smith really can't sing. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2019
2.5/5 64% Annabelle Comes Home (2019) And if you thought a Satanic doll was creepy, that '70s wallpaper is the real horror, honey. (Read that last part in Paul Lynde's voice.) - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2019
3.5/5 90% Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) The title "Far From Home" may be a little on the nose, but Sony could have just easily called this Spider-Man: Father Figures. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2019
4/5 82% Midsommar (2019) Aster has a real knack for showcasing the horror resulting from large groups of white people getting together. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jul 2, 2019
2.5/5 74% Dragged Across Concrete (2019) Officer Ridgeman is a man left behind by his inability to adapt to the present, and the jury's out on whether the same thing will happen to Zahler. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 28, 2019
3.5/5 76% Hotel Mumbai (2019) Vasili tells Oberoit, "Save your prayers. That's what started this sh*t." It's the closest Maras gets to editorializing, and speaks to the utter futility of the whole thing. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 28, 2019
2/5 57% Pet Sematary (2019) And unfortunately what works in the book - in this case, deliberations on parental grief and loss - loses something in translation, like so many adaptations of King's work. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 28, 2019
4.5/5 94% Avengers: Endgame (2019) Whatever your feelings about Disney's Borg-like assimilation of all entertainment, Endgame's synthesis of 22 movies' worth of characters/plot is nothing short of remarkable. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 28, 2019
3.5/5 71% Climax (2019) Problem is, someone has spiked the sangria, and not with Everclear (like normal, God-fearing Americans), but with LSD (like perverse, chain-smoking Burgundians). - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 15, 2019
5/5 99% Apollo 11 (2019) If Miller's film excels at anything, it's depicting the sheer scale of the moon program. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 15, 2019
3.5/5 61% Alita: Battle Angel (2019) Alita: Battle Angel is everything you'd expect from a movie about an adolescent girl who also happens to be an alien-engineered killing machine. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 8, 2019
3/5 91% How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) What do you call Berk's weird hybrid dragon tech, anyway? Norsepunk? Svengineering? - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 8, 2019
3/5 78% Captain Marvel (2019) No, I don't want no Skrull A Skrull is a guy that can't get no love from Kree Hangin' out the earthbound side Of an Accuser's ride Trying to holler at Fury - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 8, 2019
2.5/5 38% Donnybrook (2019) Delia's suffering serves no real purpose. She, along with Dale's corrupt deputy, are two supposedly prominent characters who ironically do nothing to push the story forward. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2019
3/5 75% The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2019) If audiences can get past their initial disappointment that the movie isn't all Hitler and Bigfoot murder, they may be able to enjoy his movie on its own terms. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2019
2/5 22% Miss Bala (2019) It's hard to say if Hardwicke's unwillingness to ugly things up is a feature or a bug. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2019
4/5 88% Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) The success of his first superhero movie has allowed director Peyton Reed to loosen the reins, and the results are much sure-footed and humorous this time around. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
4/5 97% Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) Such will be Cruise's monument, and to quote Watership Down, perhaps it would not have displeased him. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
2/5 46% The Meg (2018) What little shark attack action we get is far too sporadic and uninspired. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
3/5 61% Operation Finale (2018) Put another way, director Chris Weitz didn't exactly need to Argo this up for us, but that's pretty much exactly what he does. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
5/5 93% 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) Watching 2001 on the 50th anniversary of its release brings about feelings of both wonder and disappointment. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
2/5 12% Peppermint (2018) But while the blown-out skulls and bone fractures are occasionally gratifying, they're also almost exclusively at the expense of a bunch of MS-13 adjacent Latino bogeymen. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
2/5 32% The Predator (2018) None of it is enough to convince anyone this iteration of the franchise was absolutely necessary. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
2.5/5 29% Venom (2018) It's too much of a stretch to say Venom is "good," but it's certainly not terrible, and maybe worth seeing for Hardy alone. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
4.5/5 87% First Man (2018) Did Ed White have it right when he said, "If a civilization doesn't try to expand its horizons, it can never grow as a nation." What was that about American prestige again? - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
2/5 61% Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) "Adequate" is an accurate assessment of Bohemian Rhapsody, and you really couldn't ask for a more damning indictment of a movie about the greatest rock singer of all time. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
2/5 37% Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) The Crimes of Grindelwald exists solely as a place setter for whatever the third FB movie ends up being (Pickett Goes Bananas?) - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
3.5/5 88% Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) Should you be concerned about Disney's inexorable stranglehold over popular entertainment? Probably. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
5/5 93% The Favourite (2018) Political films in which women are depicted as both protagonist and antagonist are almost nonexistent, which is already enough to set director Yorgos Lanthimos' effort apart. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
3/5 65% Aquaman (2018) If Aquaman breezes past philosophical dilemmas to get right to the mayhem, at least Wan and company commit to said mayhem 100 percent. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
2/5 40% The Upside (2019) Oh, and this time there's also a lover's quarrel of sorts to goose the film over two hours. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
1.5/5 37% Glass (2019) If GIass shows us anything, it's that Shyamalan learned almost nothing following his fall from/return to critical and box office grace. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 19, 2019
3.5/5 81% Overlord (2018) Overlord is smart and vicious... - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 19, 2018
1/5 No Score Yet Black Water (2018) Criminal negligence of Dolph is far from Black Water's only sin, but it might be its most egregious. - Village Voice EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
3.5/5 85% Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Less easily justified are a handful of crucially puzzling decisions made by several of the protagonists with regard to those Stones not yet in Thanos' grasp. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
5/5 89% Hereditary (2018) The final act is a master class in swiftly mounting dread, and the climax is both terrifying and deeply unsettling. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
2.5/5 70% Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) Solo: A Star Wars Story wants to benefit from its main characters' legendary status without contributing much to it. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
3/5 83% Deadpool 2 (2018) Reynolds and Brolin have undeniable chemistry together, with their burgeoning bromance being one of the best parts of the film. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
3/5 69% Ocean's 8 (2018) Sorry, you didn't think this ended in a Reservoir Dogs style bloodbath at the end, did you? - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
4/5 94% Incredibles 2 (2018) Incredibles 2 may not be superior to the original, but it was well worth the wait. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
3/5 48% Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) Scenes from a class struggle on the Morrison Formation. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
2.5/5 63% Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018) If you're looking for uplifitng movies celebrating the innate goodness of mankind, you should probably avoid the works of Taylor Sheridan. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
3/5 52% Tomb Raider (2018) Ironically, for a movie about an intrepid explorer prone to death-defying acts of derring-do, Tomb Raider tends to play it safe. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Jun 29, 2018
2/5 44% Rough Night (2017) Rough Night is the latest in the "women behaving badly" subgenre, but aside from McKinnon and some residual "woke"-ness, there's little to distinguish it from its Y-chromosome counterparts. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2018
87% It Comes At Night (2017) It Comes at Night is an engrossing and devastating movie on its own merits, but if you're expecting eviscerations, you'll be sitting disappointed in your seat long after the lights come up. - Houston Press EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2018